who will star in this in the inevitable movie adaptation?
Idris Elba
Paul Dano
My Tauren alt
>>217409569>minataur touch
>>217409569gerald butler and millie bobbie brown
>>217409569Imagine the smell
why are women so obsessed with having sex with animals?
Me. Or the Dragonball Fusion of Dan Stevens and Danny Dong. Should I buy Sovereign Syndicate on sale?
>>217409697They are freak weirdos
>>217409645kek he was a dumbass
Caleb Mclaughlin
>>217409697>but muh harkness test
>>217409697western men are docile and boring, fantasy creatures are safe to fantasize about
CGI'd Dwayne Johnson and Sweeney.
bull's penisses are VERY thin by the way, they are formed like needles
>>217409569Minotaur is an allegory for black man.
>>217409790they taste disgusting too
>>217409790this isn't true, they're very girthy and extremely capable of giving human women strong and multiple orgasms
>>217409924you would know.
>>217409901>On a symbolic level, the minotaur represents man dominated by his instinctive impulses.Kek you're not far off.
/lit/ told me once about the book where the main heroine was a horse that got turned into a woman and fell in love with a human male, and then there was more fucked up shit. I was never able to find this book, or even that post in archives.
I should start writing dumbass smut for women.>My boss is a Werewolf who rapes me every full moon
>>217409790And aren't all herbivores one pump chumps? Lions apparently go at it for hours but good luck getting a predator to fuck you. Dogs only work because of the tens of thousands of years of selective breeding.
>>217409569To hell with that, I want the Mothman fucker adaptation first
>>217410036That is literally the plot of The Last Unicorn lmao.
>>217409790good thing it's a minotaur then
>>217409697Women are chthonic by nature
>>217409569>male fantasyAnime girl with cat ears but otherwise fully human>female fantasyLiteral animal thats not sentient and physically not human on any level
>>217410063>I was driving around the old munitions plant when I saw these huge staring red eyes suddenly appear in the road>I woke up the next morning with pink eye, second degree burns on my face and a migraine, and I couldn't wait to go back for more
>>217410162How do you figure?
>>217409569>So this is the infamous "minotaur touch" I keep hearing about
>>217410207not that anon but eros and thanatos exists for a reason, death and fertility are one in the same and it's why you see the extreme spectrum of it appear in womenwomen that obsess about babieswomen that obsess about the macabre women that obsess about wedding dresseswomen that obsess about goth and emo styleswomen obsess about cute things and monsters and will frequently represent a cute thing as bad or evil and a monstrous thing as good
>>217409569Elizabeth Moss. You know this already.
good morning from kazakhstan sirs
>>217410439Interesting I’ll have to read more about this.
>>217409697because that's what having sex with men is like
>>217410052>My Sexist Boss Who Sexually Harasses Me Is A Gay Centaur Hockey Player Who Knocks Me Up Daily
>>217410063>that one were the lover is an humanoid spiderWhy is this shit even legal ? It should at the very least shamed into semi clandestinity ?
>women saying "you wouldn't BELIEVE the things i'd fuck hehe i'm such a monster fucker. men are cowards us women would fuck some crazy things">it's a 6'8 creature with a huge dick and a lot of staminawow. groundbreaking.
>>217409901>>217410012but all the werewolves and other dangerous creatures are white or huwhite
>>217409569is the bull going to be black?
>>217409697Most of them are BLM supporters, so they have easy access to many of them.
>>217410063>men want to kill them>women want to fuck themwhy are we so different?
>>217409569to be honest, the male alternative is kind meh. At least you can read with one hand.
>>217409697i LOVE lolixhorse
>>217410055that's pretty much all animals. you don't want to spend hours fucking and risk getting caught in the act
