what are we even doing here?
>>217409819The force is female
Is there a way to just get them to stop? Or is Paramount just going to relentlessly keep producing slop for whatever reasons they can, be it financial or ideological?
>>217409819We trekkin
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new genders
>>217409819this looks like decade old sjw slop
>>217409819Setting da course and sheeeit nigguh
>>217409819>Middle aged office ladies IN SPACE!
>>217409819star trekkin' across the universe, only going forward 'cause we can't find reverse
Its a show aimed at Gen Z where the main character is a quirky middle-aged wine auntSo basically the whole show is going to be beating you over the head why you should vote for kamala in 2028
WOKE IS BACK
>>217409819ignoring the effects of Social Desirability Bias in Data-Driven filmmaking
>>217409819Placing an order. 2 dozen hot wings.
>>217410072"We come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, we come in peace, shoot to kill, shoot to kill, folx."
>>217409904It is unironically overRight now, in January 2026, is the first time in a decade that no Star Trek series is in productionDiscovery, Picard, Prodigy, Lower Decks, Short Treks and The Ready Room with Wil Wheaton have endedRisa and Legacy weren't ordered to seriesThere are episodes of Starfleet Academy and Strange New Worlds that have already been filmed last year that have yet to air, but that's itAlex Kurtzman's contract with Paramount ends in August and there's no sign of it being renewed
>>217410505>Alex Kurtzman's contract with Paramount ends in August and there's no sign of it being renewedI read the lore behind this how he had a 25 year contract as a fuck you from the old CEO but you think in the last 5 years this retard would actually try to make something decent to get offered another contract
>>217409819the middle aged feminist liberal workaholic woman and her ugly, fat, ethnic, alien minionsbrave and powerful
>>217410552>the contract is a fuck youPretty sure cuntsman gives zero fucks as long as the paycheck clears. The only retards are paramount for not ending it, or maybe they are not as they use the losses from this dumpster fire to offset the tax bill on their balance sheets.
>>217410505Isn't Starfleet Academy getting a second season or are they just saying that to make people think its not shit?Even if Kurtzman's contract ends, I don't think it's really going to change anything because they still will look at how successful the reboot movie was and try to replicate that.
>>217410927Every controversial show gets 1 normal season they cut into 2 seasons to pretend the show did well
>>217409819>In the first episode, this guy gets the ship invaded with results in deaths and damage to the ship.>this fact was broadcasted throughout the entire ship during the attack so everyone knows what happen. >The next episode not only is he still a student, but he is walking around with a chip on his should like they owe HIM something?Did I miss something? Only one character even mentions this (the fact that it happened, not the severity of it) and it's just to set up a fujo bait pairing.
>>217409819I love megastacy Holly Hunter.
OOOOH LAWDDD DEM FLEEEETZ
>>217411193>this guy gets the ship invaded with results in deathsOr did he?
>>217410927>>217410956Yeah "Season 2" was put in the can before Season 1 premiered, although presumably there's still shitty editing and CGI work to doIt is a devious move to declare a show a success before the first episode of it aired but it's the kind of trick that I think loses effectiveness with reuse
>>217409983Jesus my eyes
>>217411269You can tell its bullshit because the actual good shows you have to wait 2-3 years for a season 2 now but the garbage shows always have "season 2" ready to go in a year sometimes even earlier
>>217409904Its bizarre they give you absolute shit and when it flops they go "huh well i guess theres no appetite for star trek anymore"
>>217409819We're raping the corpse of a long dead IP.
>>217409983>commander, let us tell you about our sexual organs
>>217409819>what are we even doing here?Checking how much power then can route from the shield generator to the food replicator
the best explanation for a show like this is that studios despise that audiences only want to watch reboots and sequels, so they're making reboots and sequels so unpalatable that we seek out new IPs and original stories
>>217411457Leto's Golden Path...
>>217409983>>217411364DON'T SEND ME BACK!ALL THE WOMEN THERE ARE CRAZY, OLD, AND FAT!
I noped out the moment they revealed the fat black woman is a hologram and the first to attend the academy. I know there is going to be a very special episode where she encounters hologram racism and I am just done with this shit.
>>217409819>>217409983>>217411193Maybe the federation gives DEIers a few of their own ships.Maybe we've just been following woke tranny trek Dyke gym teacher officer's stories while the real captains are out there exploring the galaxy and keeping earth safe
>>217409819>Mr. Teal'c bring the ship in closer to mog them
>>217410341who did hair and makeup? a homeless schizophrenic?
>>217411193you just can't handle Black Excellence
>>217411258The whole fucking ship explode and has large chunks of it ripped apart with entire sections blowing up in flames and flying glass shards getting thrown into everyone...its hardly an inconvenience, they clean up and go home in under 20 mins.
>>217412887Yeah, but nobody died.Well, except for the pirates. The pirates died. The pirates didn't kill any good guys, but the good guys killed the pirates. Instead of hailing the pirate vessel and advising them to peacefully surrender, the good guys just kill them all.Why aren't more people complaining about this? I see plenty of /tv/ posters and YouTube culture war grifters complaining about fat/old/ugly/queer/ethnic/woke characters in Nu Trek, but I don't see anybody criticizing this callous disregard for life that doesn't belong in Star Trek.
>>217411193they did this with the fat ginger cow in discovery as wellanytime she was put in charge of other people, at least one person died and yet she still has a career.
>>217411258>injuries but no casualties Do they know what casualty means? Jesus Christ.
>>217410341>blow that ship to hell>muder everyone on itwtf ? this isn't star trekOr is it shown how bad behavior can be, and the characters are punished and become aware of the value of intelligent life?
>>217409819I thought genetic engineering was a thing in trek. Why do ugly people still exist? Or is it one of those retarded universes where they pretend letting people suffering under physical unattractiveness, autism, low IQs, genetic diseases, etc when they could all be cured is somehow a moral virtue rather than cruelty?
>>217410505id rather no trek than whats been fed to us for the past couple of decades.
>>217413031Maybe we're actually in the mirror universe.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1768536806364398.webm
>>217413042same reason they let people be fat and ugly while wearing eyeglasses in star warsniggers
>>217413066Last series I watched was Voyager, last movie I watched was the reboot in 2006 or so which was shitty so I just stopped. But I still watch TOS, TNG, DS9, and the movies up through Undiscovered Country. Is comfy just going back to those. Tonight I think I will watch the whales.
>>217413004It means something different in Star Trek and you just gotta deal with it. Similar to how they always mix up "sapient" and "sentient".
>>217411816This is the only explanation that makes any possible sense.
The Pluto tv Star Trek channel was airing one of the episodes. There was a girl with autism yelling red alert and it made me laugh. Why does a mental illness like autism still exist in the future?
They're doing bad things ironically because it's easier and more cost effective
>>217409819Fat lesbian, Nigerian fat, Holly Hunter trying to look hot.
>>217410341NOW you have my attention
>>217411816I've known dyke gym teachers. They can be normal, in shape without being grotesquely lumpy or dry as sticks. This is neither funny or entertaining, just purposely repulsive when space is speculative not an eyesore parade
>>217409983>>217411364>>217411516this is why I come here
>>217412270this could not possibly be comfortable for anyone but she commits right to it like it doesn't look stupid as fucklike she's trying way too hard to be "wacky" and "quirky"
>>217412270holy fuck what is with the fucking lens flares, did Abrams come back
>>217413406abrams has been the template for modern trek so, yeah, in a sense
>>217409819this is like a modern irl office space they're depicting>retard hr lady on the left>dei coder hire in the middle>manager cunt on the rightt, office worker
>>217410552Kurtzman had never even seen an episode of Star Trek when he wrote JJ's first movie
>>217413508The one on the right has the only decent personality of all the main characters. She's a quirk chungus hippie who actually cares about her students.Please note that I say "decent" and not "good" because there is nothing good in this series, but some things are at least decent.
>>217413212failed genetic engineering
>>217409819idk, but turns out Sneed was a Black man that owned a music club in Deeeetroit
>>217413212>There was a girl with autism yelling red alert and it made me laugh.Can we talk about this side character for a second?In episode 1 she's a """lovable""" autist.In episode 2 she's a dumb stupid bitch.Can we get a little consistency from the writers, please?
>>217409819Looking for teachable moments, apparently.
>>217413437>SighSomehow, Abrams returned
>>217414181wtf
>>217414181I have now watched more of this show than I obviously would ever want to
>>217413511okay I didn't know kurtzman wrote that movie. everything makes way more sense now.
>>217414291Not so obvious to me. You're in this thread because you're curious.Don't get hangry, grab a Snickers.
