>>217410728
All drugs suck except heroin and alcohol

>>217410762
>forgetting cocaine
it's like you hate fun

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>>217410728
Today's theme ingredient is...

CRYSTAL METH!

Allez Cuisine!

>>217410817
Coke actually sucks but like barbiturates it takes a while to learn why.

>>217410817
Im allergic to cocaine.

Drugs are for losers

Drink coffee and drink water instead

>>217411012
Awwww... does the little baby have a headache because he hasn't had his cup of bean water yet? Fucking junkie.

>>217410728
It's awesome but like everything, it stops working after a day or 2 of consecutive use.
So people start using more of it to try and force it to work, but it just fucks their brain up and doesn't actually work in getting them high like that first time.

It's an awful drug.

>>217411056
Is it the same when you jack off?

>>217410728
Yeah but its too powerful imo

>>217411012
>drugs are for losers.
>drink the most addictive drug on the planet instead
Bravo

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>>217410728

I did meth a few times it made me really horny and gave me ED

>>217410728
It's amazing for the first 3-4 months you do it and then becomes soul destroying horrible shit that alters your personality and makes you a short fused retard with paranoia
Also coming down from it sucks and you either just smoke more or drink a bunch of alcohol to deal with it

>>217410817
Cocaine is worse than vodka & red bull if you're not drinking, and slightly better than cigarettes if you are

>>217411078
Caffeine is not even particularly addictive what are you talking about

>>217410728
They don’t have Meth over here if I ever go to the US maybe I’ll try it. Right now I’d be too scared of having a heart attack from it

>>217411124
if you're in Europe that's BS, if you're in Asia that's extra BS. even africa has meth problems

>>217411094
ROFL what a troller drug

>>217411078
Water may have shitty withdrawal symptoms but you're not likely to run out

>>217411087
How much does gooning releases

>>217411050
hey! those are annoying....

>>217411128
?

>>217411136
It's basically unheard of in the UK.

I use to goon on meth a few years back and I would cum really hard and jerk it for weeks without stopping. When I stopped smoking meth it felt weird to have a goon sesh lasted only a few hours rather than a few days. But now I smoke weed and goon and cum even harder than I used to on meth. It just doesn’t last for days anymore.

>>217411180
fags do it for chemsex i've heard

>>217411078
per capita it's the most addictive drink because sheer percentage of people that drink it. by that rationale soda is a close second or third?

>>217411180
If you're middle class you probably would think it's all ket wouldn't you.

>>217411207
You oughta know sweetie

>>217411235
i'm not gay, i have relationships with women

>>217411078
>brainlet-helloooooanyonehome?.jpg

>>217411236
No, they suck.

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>>217411012
this

>>217411228
And MDMA. Not saying meth isn't around somewhere, but it's never been widely available or in demand.

>>217410728
Yes, until you quit and you're unable to ever feel pleasure again.

>>217410728

It's so good you'll give up your life for it

>>217411012
coffee is for FAGGOTS and GAYS

water is for KINGS and GODS

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>>217411288
Tell me that's not sugar at the beginning

>>217411430
Caramel Flavoured Cocaine

>>217411430
The beginning, the middle, and the end.

>>217410728
If I could afford it I would smoke meth every day.

>>217410762
By far the best drug I've ever had was MDMA, but the only other drugs I've ever tried were marijuana and cocaine.

>>217411288
I've felt less revulsion watching cartel execution videos.

>>217411111

Waste of quints. The risk of addiction is irrelevant to what you said; it's a psychoactive drug.

>>217411768
meth is the cheapest drug there is, even high quality shards are not that expensive, you could afford to be high every minute of every day even on a janitor's salary

>>217411245

>then I gat newz for ya

>>217411825
Not in the middle of nowhere 4 hour drive to the nearest city that I live in.

>>217411078
>choose to overlook all the numerous health benefits of coffee
Look at the guilt-ridden obese, cancer-ridden mormon junkie over here

>>217411825
Good luck finding cheap meth in a hamlet of 400 people half a days drive to and from the nearest town of 50k people.

>>217411288
This is why we can't have public healthcare(for white people)

>>217412006
blacks drink shit like that but slushies instead of starbucks

>>217411937
Where the fuck do you live in the UK that is half a days drive to a town of 50k

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>>217411288
You may hate on this, but once you have finished a shift at 3 o'clock and the only thing open is a fast food dealership, this shit in the webm will feel like nectar of the gods. And yes, it is veinclogging in a plastic cup.

>>217412028
I know. I meant there's quasi public Healthcare for everyone that is non-white and below 80k pa income.

>>217412033
I don't live in the UK, I live in Northern Onatrio Canada

>>217412006
Oh look, a white supremacist blaming the junkie, we haven't seen that before.

>>217410728
My dad got addicted to meth, so by extension I'm already a dead man walking.

>>217411087
Just gonna play video games while eating and masturbating.

>>217411805
MDMA is the best drug ever for exactly one time.
Ketamine is the best drug as long as you don’t use it in a hot tub.

>>217411094
>>217410728
>>217411124
>>217411203
>>217411332
>>217411768
>>217411937
My friend did meth. He did it so much that he would be awake for days. Eventually he started losing a lot of weight because he really only drank coffee or alcohol. He didn't want to sleep anymore because he was scared of the dreams he would have. He would smoke it so much that over the few years he was doing it he started to develop severe paranoia, like he thought his parents had installed cameras in his room, that people were trying to intercept his emails (he never emailed anyone to begin with), and he would stop hanging out or be late or cancel plans because he would be gooning all day and night (I do 420 vapes so I understand how a little substance + masturbation is kino) but I really hated how we would make plans and he wouldn't even call me to cancel them. Eventually one day he flipped out emotionally after a weekend of heavy drinking + meth over something that wasn't a big deal but he felt that he really had fucked up hard (it really wasnt a big deal) and he went to this nature trail that we and our friends would go to and he hung himself, basically rotting in the summer heat for a few days until some poor fuck hiker found him, probably fucking over his life at the sight of the dead body.

Don't do meth, guys.

>>217411288
>35% sugar
>40% caramel (sugar)
>10% almond milk
>15% coffee

What the fuck?

>>217411430
>>217412206
You talk as if sugar (a macronutrient) is the problem here, as if caffeine isn't extremely toxic.

>>217412206
almond 'milk' :
>2% almonds (not activated)
>10-15% sugar
>80% water

>>217412136
I was walking fast down the street tonight and the guy ahead was so paranoid he span round like he was quick drawing, but with an empty hand when I was just about to pass by.
a few yards ahead I stopped at the doorway to unlock it and he thought I was about to ambush him, saw him moved sharply away when he was nearing where I was.
maybe he's a drug head or maybe just been mugged and has no pattern recognition for race

>>217411288
>women will use this to down their pharmacy of pills and wonder why they get headaches
Meanwhile I fuck myself up switching from Folgers to some other slightly more fancy (preground, lol) brand

>>217412340
If you're dark you're a mugger and if you're white you're a glowie operator. Simple as.

I used to do many different drugs in my 20s but now I'm pushing 40 so I'm just sticking to beer from now on.

>>217410762
>All drugs suck except weed, mdna, Amphetamine, nicotine, caffine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui-TaOq2gEU

I'm now coming off meth since yesterday.
I feel like a zombie, every time.

>>217411012
caffeine is a drug sir

>>217412206
>and 100% reason to remember the name

>>217411211
Wouldn't tea be the biggest?

>>217411288
I have worked with so many women that are like 90lbs soaking wet stickbugs that drink this shit 3x a day and order all of their food. What the fuck is their secret?

>>217411288
Add some vodka and you’ve got the Ben Affleck special

>>217411087
I seriously don't believe that
I've done coke, meth, benzedrex, boofed ritalin, all those 4 are supposed to release crazy amounts of dopamine, but they were pretty underwhelming, even at reasonable big doses
Sex or gooning with a couple of beers has always felt more euphoric to me

>>217410963
Why is this true for those drugs in particular?

>a meth high can last 12-16 hours
I'm not sure I'd enjoy being high for that long.

>>217412678
A few times I masterbated for 8 hours straight while high on meth. It felt amazing. I don't smoke it anymore though.

>>217412732
I could never get hard on it, but I could stare at porn for 10 hours while jacking my flaccid little cock and sometimes I could make myself cum despite being unable to get erect

>>217412678
the problem is that the "peak" only lasts 3-4 hours, which is great, the comedown, which sucks has lasted like 5 hours for me. The after effects (dilated pupils, insomnia) can last for over 24 hours. And you feel the brain damage for 4-7 days
When people call it "high", they mean the perceptible feeling after ingestion, not necessarily the fun part

>>217412557
Sounds like their metabolisms have not given out yet or they actually work out. Or they're doing meth.
>>217412750
You needed meth for that? Pussy.

>>217411136
Europe has amph, wonder why cartels don't cook it for US consumption

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>>217412623
The simplest things in life are often the best

>>217411288
Do Shaniquas get a special permit to handle food with fingernails like those or does the US not have health standards?

>>217410728
I worked in a psych ward and 90%+ of the patients there were all fucked up mentally because of meth
But desu, I'm not sure it's the meth actually, I think it's the staying awake for a week or two all the time that destroys the brain more

>>217412279
>hurr macronutrient
fuck off with your pseudo-smart diet industry babble
that much sugar and caramel is hundreds of calories and won't sate your appetite at all

>>217410728
Tried meth once, not sure how anyone can enjoy that shit. Being hyper focused was nice but it felt like 3 hours went by in 5 minutes.
The comedown sucks too. Seeing weird shadow things in my peripheral was spooky.

>>217412557
some women train themselves to just not eat as teenagers

>>217412127
>MDMA is the best drug ever for exactly one time.
there's nothing quite like the first time but if you leave it months between doses it's practically just as good and certainly better than ket

>>217411012
If Coffee was discovered in the 1900s instead of the 1500s or some shit it would probably be an illegal drug. Same with tobacco.

>>217412136
Knew somebody exactly like that but thankfully he got busted by the police right when it stated getting really crazy.

>>217410817
concaine is boring shite for wankers
>>217412414
>>All drugs suck except weed, mdna, Amphetamine, nicotine, caffine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ui-TaOq2gEU

>>217413045
>think it's the staying awake for a week or two all the time that destroys the brain more
so just like working in tech

>>217413300
The same goes for motorcycles. If the first was invented today there is no way they would be let onto the road.

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>>217411111
>quints
>trvke
Witnessed. Junkies btfo'd

>>217412206
Its called an Americana

>>217411111
But anon all those news stories of those caffeine junkies doing crime...

>>217412034
I used to work security and finish my shift at 5am, I'd always pack a frozen burrito to reheat as I left the job exactly to avoid this kind of craving.

>>217412279
obnoxious

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>>217412849
>their metabolisms have not given out yet

>>217414556
What do you mean d-doc, my nervous system is fried from caffeine, BUT I DRANK IT BLACK!

>>217413074
>that much sugar and caramel is hundreds of calories and won't sate your appetite at all
right, they should just drink the coffee black for that zero calorie hunger satiation.

>>217414673
I usually drink my coffee black for this very reason.

>>217414699
>100s of calories wont satiate
>my magic zero calorie coffee does however!!!
>I shouldn't think about how it shuts off my appetite so I don't consume more of the poison

>>217410728
When I was smoking meth I would cum in my pants watching gore videos. That drug is demonic.

>>217410762
This.