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They'll never remake Pocahontas.
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>>217410989
they arent princesses. just because they are a woman doesnt make them a fucking princess.
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>>217410989
most of those are nonwhite so they don't need to be replaced er I mean remade

The Scottish girl movie will be next
Probably have her be a Muslim in modern day Scotland combating racism or some shit
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>>217411033
I don't know who one is but the rest are all princesses
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>>217411014
>evil white colonizers
There is an entire audience of rabid, college brainwashed cultists out there that would LOVE to see a remake so they can virtue signal while shitting on white people
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>>217411196
Raya. Her movie came and went like a wet fart. I remember it getting btfo by a Tom and Jerry movie. If you start talking about Disney princesses most people don't even know she exists
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>>217411250
yes but they dont have children to take to see a childrens movie.
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>>217411421
I thought they'd Disneyfy Star Wars with a bunch of sing a longs, but instead they turned their own animated films into Star Wars. The same SFX and designs are everywhere in this film.
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>>217411528
those movies aren't made for kids but for nostalgia ridden millenials
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>remember Lion King? Remember how awesome it was when Lion King came out? We'll WE'RE BRINGING IT BACK IN LIVE ACTION! GIVE US ANOTHER BILLION!
and now the Gen Z audience is showing up and they can't just say
>Remember Home on the Range....?
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>>217411421
Doesn't ring a bell but thanks Anon
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>>217411014
they will definitely remake pocahontas and re-imagine john smith as a "creepy" "incel" who tells her to "smile more" and shit.
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>>217410989
It's funny there is a black princess but they rather black wash white princesses because her movie was a flop
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Fun fact: Tiana is actually one of the most conservative Disney princesses.

No, I won't elaborate.
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>>217410989
well they want to make money, so I'm betting on Brave
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>>217411014
They should remake it but with realistic natives. Pocahontas is just shitfaced drunk the whole movie and trying to fight everybody.
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>>217412300
They can't make a new movie where the message is
>Stop trying to be a girlboss, go get married
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>>217410989
I only remember Pocahontas. Who are the other three?
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>>217412300
You're lying
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>>217412372
I don't think they had access to fire water at that time
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>>217411014
Native liberal women would love nothing more than a remake because deep down being claimed by a white man is their sexual fantasy.
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>>217411033
I happen to believe all women are princesses
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>>217410989
Nobody gives a shit about top left. At least for bottom left, people can name her movie.
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There exists a different timeline where wokeness never took over and we got a traditionally-animated movie about Cortes and Malinche
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>>217412497
I hope they don't start doing live action pixar remakes
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Out of nowhere, John Smith starts ranting about Jews.
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>>217412682
>Out of nowhere
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>>217412455
you mean hair spray
t. north dakotan
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>>217410989
Kek, cant wait til they Blacked Brave.

_ I _ G E R (G, N)
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>>217411250
but having her fall for a cracker wouldn't work
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>>217412754
I've never seen anyone drinking that or listerine since the 90's. Its all cheap heavy nasty ass beer now
t. Manitoban
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>>217412372
She would also be 10 years old and have all her hair shaved
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(siiiiigh)
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