They'll never remake Pocahontas.
>>217410989they arent princesses. just because they are a woman doesnt make them a fucking princess.
>>217410989most of those are nonwhite so they don't need to be replaced er I mean remadeThe Scottish girl movie will be nextProbably have her be a Muslim in modern day Scotland combating racism or some shit
>>217411033I don't know who one is but the rest are all princesses
>>217411014>evil white colonizersThere is an entire audience of rabid, college brainwashed cultists out there that would LOVE to see a remake so they can virtue signal while shitting on white people
>>217411196Raya. Her movie came and went like a wet fart. I remember it getting btfo by a Tom and Jerry movie. If you start talking about Disney princesses most people don't even know she exists
>>217411250yes but they dont have children to take to see a childrens movie.
>>217411421I thought they'd Disneyfy Star Wars with a bunch of sing a longs, but instead they turned their own animated films into Star Wars. The same SFX and designs are everywhere in this film.
>>217411528those movies aren't made for kids but for nostalgia ridden millenials
>remember Lion King? Remember how awesome it was when Lion King came out? We'll WE'RE BRINGING IT BACK IN LIVE ACTION! GIVE US ANOTHER BILLION!and now the Gen Z audience is showing up and they can't just say>Remember Home on the Range....?
>>217411421Doesn't ring a bell but thanks Anon
>>217411014they will definitely remake pocahontas and re-imagine john smith as a "creepy" "incel" who tells her to "smile more" and shit.
>>217410989It's funny there is a black princess but they rather black wash white princesses because her movie was a flop
Fun fact: Tiana is actually one of the most conservative Disney princesses.No, I won't elaborate.
>>217410989well they want to make money, so I'm betting on Brave
>>217411014They should remake it but with realistic natives. Pocahontas is just shitfaced drunk the whole movie and trying to fight everybody.
>>217412300They can't make a new movie where the message is >Stop trying to be a girlboss, go get married
>>217410989I only remember Pocahontas. Who are the other three?
>>217412300You're lying
>>217412372I don't think they had access to fire water at that time
>>217411014Native liberal women would love nothing more than a remake because deep down being claimed by a white man is their sexual fantasy.
>>217411033I happen to believe all women are princesses
>>217410989Nobody gives a shit about top left. At least for bottom left, people can name her movie.
There exists a different timeline where wokeness never took over and we got a traditionally-animated movie about Cortes and Malinche
>>217412497I hope they don't start doing live action pixar remakes
Out of nowhere, John Smith starts ranting about Jews.
>>217412682>Out of nowhere
>>217412455you mean hair sprayt. north dakotan
>>217410989Kek, cant wait til they Blacked Brave._ I _ G E R (G, N)
>>217411250but having her fall for a cracker wouldn't work
>>217412754I've never seen anyone drinking that or listerine since the 90's. Its all cheap heavy nasty ass beer now t. Manitoban
>>217412372She would also be 10 years old and have all her hair shaved
(siiiiigh)Safe...for now.
>>217411014It's a losing battle because whoever they pick as Pocahontas is going to be scrutinized on her ethnic background by liberals. They'll claim she has too much white in her and is barely native, or something along those lines.
>>217410989Fuck your Eilonwy erasure
>>217413104weird to say, but I'm actually kinda glad this and Treasure Planet are dead and buried.
>>217413284>>217413217>>217413104The best thing for any Disney property is for them to have forgotten it.
>>217411528they are the children
>>217412581>Malinchepatron saint of all latinas
>>217412801I see what you did there.
>>217411421Raya's character was inspired by this actress. I'd totally pirate a live-action version if they cast her.
>>217411014That's the one they absolutely will remake, you fucking retard.
