$400.00-$500.00 a night would work.
>>217412700escorts in twi'lek cosplay would have saved this place.
Disney would rather shut the entire hotel down rather than lower the price.
>>217412700How much do i tip her?
>>217412771I'd pay extra to unlock the First Order Megan Romance Route.
>>217412771I remember when /tv/ was obsessed with her for like a week and moved on kek
>>217412757It was all worth it just for that disingenuous promo video/advertising >"Oh my gosh! It's Ann Morrow, the genius behind this colossal blunder! Can you please take me on a tour!"
A bed alcove unironically looks comfy.
>>217412739this.
>>217412700>A warehouse without windowsNot even for free.
Just make a kind of brothel-cantina. Tell the girls to stay in character and let the customers choose the roleplay: master-slave, master-padawan. Make themed rooms (use the big screens of the attractions as windows), like crash-landing on Dagobah with your prisoner, in a luxury villa on Naboo, in your apartment on Tatooine with your alien girlfriend... The possibilities are endless.
>>217413012it is until you sleep with someone else and one of you has the climb over the other.
>>217413473>sleep with someone else
>>217412859I thought the threads got deleted?
>>217412859>I remember when /tv/ was obsessed with her for like a year and moved on kekftfy
>>217412700Probably smells like shitty plastic
>>217412700>bring your kids>can't even fuck in it because they're literally right fucking next to you
>>217412700Please get in the cuck cupboard while I fuck your wife.
>>217413608Back in the 80s it was common to see your parents fucking occassionally. Once my dad fucked my mom right next to us in the living room while we were watching a kino. I also saw them probably conceive my younger brother when I came home from school one day and they left the door to their bedroom wide open, mom bent over the bed with her ass in the air. Almost exactly 9 months later he was born.
>>217413608for nearly all of human history people lived in 1 room houses, yet they had 9 kids
>>217412700What was the original price?
Which hotel would you stay at?
>>217413905$5000.00 a night.
>>217412700The only thing I like to do at hotels is fuck my wife super dirty and get cum all and sweat all over their sheets then fucking sleep in it so in the morning I can use the unlimited hot water in their shower to clean myself offBeing in a hotel with a beach view or something I spend money on because it makes the fucking drinking and pizza eating we end up doing in between sessions romantic for her and makes me feel like I'm Don JohnsonI wouldn't pay a fucking penny for shit that looks like r2D2's mechanical ballsack, shit would dry my bitch up, fuck it'd dry me up if I wasn't on all this tren right now
>>217413937how could this have failed
>>217413530I know I know but you have to be a turbo autist to go to the star wars hotel alone and not feel at least a little bit self conscious about it.
>>217413937For that price, I demand the real Daisy Ridley each night of my stay.
>>217414056>>217412739>>217412771^^^^^^^^^^^^^it's like these people are allergic to money, charging $5k for this shit with the ONE thing that would draw and make them money hand over fist absentstick the fucking thing in Vegas under and umbrella company, jesus this shit isn't hard
How come nobody ever did the whole>amusement park but the focus is more on theming than thrill ridesthing in America outside of Florida and California? Shit sounds cool but I'm not traveling to one of those faggot states for it
>>217414316the overhead is ridiculously expensive, at any time local legislation can fuck with something and make your existence extremely difficult if not impossible, and you really need some hook that draws to stay alive, locals are going to get bored pretty fastit wasn't long before Walt was buying up the land around the parks to build housing developments in, to house workers and brand fanatics and give him local legislative voting dominancebut the media was what kept drawing to it
