$400.00-$500.00 a night would work.
>>217412700escorts in twi'lek cosplay would have saved this place.
Disney would rather shut the entire hotel down rather than lower the price.
>>217412700How much do i tip her?
>>217412771I'd pay extra to unlock the First Order Megan Romance Route.
>>217412771I remember when /tv/ was obsessed with her for like a week and moved on kek
>>217412757It was all worth it just for that disingenuous promo video/advertising >"Oh my gosh! It's Ann Morrow, the genius behind this colossal blunder! Can you please take me on a tour!"
A bed alcove unironically looks comfy.
>>217412739this.
>>217412700>A warehouse without windowsNot even for free.
Just make a kind of brothel-cantina. Tell the girls to stay in character and let the customers choose the roleplay: master-slave, master-padawan. Make themed rooms (use the big screens of the attractions as windows), like crash-landing on Dagobah with your prisoner, in a luxury villa on Naboo, in your apartment on Tatooine with your alien girlfriend... The possibilities are endless.
>>217413012it is until you sleep with someone else and one of you has the climb over the other.
>>217413473>sleep with someone else
>>217412859I thought the threads got deleted?
>>217412859>I remember when /tv/ was obsessed with her for like a year and moved on kekftfy
>>217412700Probably smells like shitty plastic
>>217412700>bring your kids>can't even fuck in it because they're literally right fucking next to you
>>217412700Please get in the cuck cupboard while I fuck your wife.
>>217413608Back in the 80s it was common to see your parents fucking occassionally. Once my dad fucked my mom right next to us in the living room while we were watching a kino. I also saw them probably conceive my younger brother when I came home from school one day and they left the door to their bedroom wide open, mom bent over the bed with her ass in the air. Almost exactly 9 months later he was born.
>>217413608for nearly all of human history people lived in 1 room houses, yet they had 9 kids
>>217412700What was the original price?
Which hotel would you stay at?
>>217413905$5000.00 a night.
>>217412700The only thing I like to do at hotels is fuck my wife super dirty and get cum all and sweat all over their sheets then fucking sleep in it so in the morning I can use the unlimited hot water in their shower to clean myself offBeing in a hotel with a beach view or something I spend money on because it makes the fucking drinking and pizza eating we end up doing in between sessions romantic for her and makes me feel like I'm Don JohnsonI wouldn't pay a fucking penny for shit that looks like r2D2's mechanical ballsack, shit would dry my bitch up, fuck it'd dry me up if I wasn't on all this tren right now
>>217413937how could this have failed
>>217413530I know I know but you have to be a turbo autist to go to the star wars hotel alone and not feel at least a little bit self conscious about it.
>>217413937For that price, I demand the real Daisy Ridley each night of my stay.
>>217414056>>217412739>>217412771^^^^^^^^^^^^^it's like these people are allergic to money, charging $5k for this shit with the ONE thing that would draw and make them money hand over fist absentstick the fucking thing in Vegas under and umbrella company, jesus this shit isn't hard
How come nobody ever did the whole>amusement park but the focus is more on theming than thrill ridesthing in America outside of Florida and California? Shit sounds cool but I'm not traveling to one of those faggot states for it
>>217414316the overhead is ridiculously expensive, at any time local legislation can fuck with something and make your existence extremely difficult if not impossible, and you really need some hook that draws to stay alive, locals are going to get bored pretty fastit wasn't long before Walt was buying up the land around the parks to build housing developments in, to house workers and brand fanatics and give him local legislative voting dominancebut the media was what kept drawing to it
>>217412771You could cut the autism in the air with a knife
>>217414316My first guess was everywhere else is snowy or unpopulated (other than Texas, still don't know why there's none in texas), but then I realized they have international locations and Paris' latitude is definitely pretty high up on america's east coast and tokyo is pretty far north of florida as well. But then I looked it up and those places do not get 10+ inch snowstorms like the US northeast and there's a giant ocean current that steals all of america's heat and takes it to europe. What the fuck
>>217413753this didn't happen
>>217414316There was that one DnD roleplay park in Utah that shut down after a couple years. I guess the operating costs are too high for how niche it is.
>>217414207
I'm friend-of-a-friend aquatinted with a girl who actually worked there, the whole time it was open. She makes it sound like one of the better jobs you could have at Disney, but she's one of those true fans, who would accept anything to GET TO work there. You know the type. I've met a couple other former Disney employees and they're all the same, accepted nearly cult tier conditions to work in the park. But she makes it sound like she had fun. She blames the cost/number of guests for it shutting down, and said that the ratio of kids to LARPers to parents was weird too. (Bored Dad and Moms)
>>217413753I saw my sister fuck a couple of times, she really liked to ride on top, whereas my mom preferred doggy style
>>217412700It was peak funny when the dystopian prison in Andor end up resembling this "hotel" a bit too much.Also was everyone involved in this absolutely retarded? It doesn't look "Star Wars" at all. It just looks like some generic "futuristic" room. Why not make it look like an interior of the millennium falcon or something for fucks sake. People would pay for that.
>>217415163>>217414207O_o
>>217415545Doggy can be ace but it's often something dudes push because they can't fuck worth a shit so they like to have the girl looking away and not analyzing them. Girl on top is fucking dog shit. People who are good at fucking run missionary for a reason
>>217415623Girl on top can be good but most women are useless at it, they don't get the angle right for the penis to slide in and out without falling out, or even worse they just rock back and forth so you feel pretty much nothing.Personally I prefer doggy because I can just jackhammer the coinslot as hard as I want until I coom.
>>217412859>a week>>217413550>a year/gif/, which has sound was obsessed for even longer than that
>>217412700Imagine the prostitute that gets to see the same rooms every week just because she slightly looks like Carrie fisher, or Natalie portman....
>>217415623Missionary is the most boring because you can't squeeze, slap or suck her tits while you are holding yourself up.
>>217413753Not all of here come from trash family like yours, you did not have a normal childhood.
>>217415545It's these small differences that make life interesting
>>217415847I got a dick that goes 90 degrees up, there's no worthwhile positions I can fit myself into where I can suck tits during a fuck, if you know of one let me know, but even weird shit like hanging her off the side of the bed I can't get full penetration and bend like that, I'm also /fit/ autist who has 0 flexibility and has fucked his back up so much there's scar tissue holding it erect at all times
>>217415602Everything in star wars is supposed to look dirty. All the rebel ships and equipment are covered in dirt and damaged it's what made the movies stand apart aesthetically from other outer space crap
>>217415915Would her sitting on your lap while she rides up and down by bending her knees instead of the motion being you thrusting. I do that and it puts her tits at face level.
>>217412859Speak for yourself. I got a restraining order against me, but I am good at being sneaky sometimes and watch her from Jafar
>>217415847That's only if you're really out of shape
>>217412700I'm glad I was never a fan of Star wars, that shit looks awful.
>>217415988Ah yeah that actually does work good call, I just fucking hate positions where women are in the lead, I want to push my weight on her, I want to feel like my erect dick is stabbing her over and over again and that she's all fucked up and the moans are a death rattle and I'm cumming and it's animal me idk it makes more sense in my head and when I'm on top that works really good for me one hand wrapped around her neck and the other dug deep in her ass while my fingers tease her hairy asshole idk I think I need to go fuck now good luck bro
>>217412700200 tops, and a 5-day stay minimum.
>>217415623Missionary is for fuckin teenagers and retards.God damn you are shit.
>>217415545>I saw my sister fuck a couple of times, she really liked to ride on top, whereas my mom preferred doggy style
>>217416083t. bad in bed
