>Sits in the command chair of an Starship as if she were in her living room watching soap opera>Goes barefoot like a niggerIs this the most based captain in all StarTrek?
>>217413109already been done
>>217413109>Goes barefoot like a niggerAren't they obsessed with shoes?
>>217413109how long until the porn parody? love me some holly hunter.
>>217413109Not a captain but Vash did it better.
>>217413168looks good here rather than gay, lame and tryhard. looks "we don't hate men"
>>217413109Sits on my face. aye, captain
>>217413109She's so unconventional and quirky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>217413168>Simon Pegg writes a Trek movie>he gives himself loads of extra scenes>where he hangs around with an OC-do-not steal cute alien waifu>resorts to blowing up the Enterprise again one of the most shameful wastes of creative capital ever.
Modern audiences love it.I Love That Holly Hunter Can’t Sit in a Chair Normally on ‘Starfleet Academy’ >The first two episodes of Starfleet Academy do a lot to, almost to the point of an open defiance of academic authority as a stand-in for expectations wrought from 60 years of Star Trek, tell you that this is a show with a very different vibe from what’s come before. Its young adult heroes are a heady mix of hormonal emotions and sullen distrust of their elders that, in equal parts, feel like accurately charming representations of a bunch of kids who’ve grown up in a wildly shaken universe and also like the show itself almost baiting long-time Star Trek fans into being annoyed that these damn youths aren’t behaving like people in Star Trek should behave.>But it’s not one of the kids who actually pulls off the most charming move, or the move that’s probably bound to have some corners of Star Trek fandom gritting their teeth at perceived disrespects. Instead, it’s arguably the most seasoned member of the cast, Holly Hunter, and I am absolutely in the camp that the move is incredibly charming above anything else.https://gizmodo.com/star-trek-starfleet-academy-holly-hunter-chairs-2000710852
you get smarter if you sit like that
>>217413109Yeah, I want to fuck a cute granny
>>217413109based on what? the norwegian Helge Ingstad captain?
>>217413109so, wait, this is in the future, but the doctor hologram is there as a person?
>>217413109>Goes barefootShow us
>>217413403>and also like the show itself almost baiting long-time Star Trek fans into being annoyed that these damn youths aren’t behaving like people in Star Trek should behave.why do they keep trying to piss off actual fans of [THING] in some eternally failed effort to get fans out of people who don't like [THING], jesus fucking christ
>>217413403>>217413532>and also like the show itself almost baiting long-time Star Trek fans into being annoyed that these damn youths aren’t behaving like people in Star Trek should behave.This is literally woman behavior. This is what women fucking black men to get back at dad do. This is purely female driven. There are no Star Trek fans watching this shit anymore. Not really. Everyone I know has made peace with the IP being dead. It's sustained entirely by this aforementioned feminine urge to "get back" at men by fucking yourself up.
Why does she sit like that?
>>217413109The problem with NuTrek Captains is they never take their work seriously. They love having power over an entire ship, but run from the responsibility that comes with the power. Even Janeway had to make difficult decisions like killing Tuvix. Kirk, Picard, and Sisko had to make decisions that affected entire planets. You can tell the writers never held any responsibility greater than making sure the cats were fed and plants were watered.
At least we still got Star Wars!
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>>217413612The trend started in Enterprise, but somewhere in the 2000s the owners of Star Trek forgot that everyone on-screen is meant to be a mature professional. People asked questions, got answers, and fell in line without so much as a snarky comment. Even Quark was professional in that, "owns a business" type way. I don't know, maybe this is just how maturity is expressed today. Maybe I'm old-fashioned and "professional" really is, "have a struggle session before crying about your situationship."
>>217413598Maybe her butt hurts
>>217413598Its either one of 3 things, or maybe a combination. They genuinely think it makes her look comfortable in the position as captain. Its a dig at men as the chair is obviously designed to accommodate ones size. Or they intentionally want her to seem lackadaisical to piss people off so they complain and they can claim they're being attacked. Either way, its all performative. Its like they don't even know we already had Janeway who got along fine without that crap. Its all completely unnecessary
>>217413403this reminds my of that lesbian that crashed her ship
>>217413724every time I see this bitch, I want to slap her.this is for blown out hags who still claim they're the cool wine aunt
>>217413768Jeez, is that the guy the resident evil movies? He's fucking old
>>217413677From what?
>>217413768please let there be an episode where she goes on a planet barefoot and things burrow their way into her feet
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Reminder that Star Trek would be entering the public domain in 15 years if Americans hadn't passed the Mickey Mouse Copyright Act.
>>217413109Idk how you guys still watch this shit
>>217413724Someone on twitter said it's because she is part some alien that is normal to sit like that. Can anyone confirm?
>>217413845>John McClane takes off his shoes socks>regrets it for the rest of the movieI'm pretty confident in saying there is no way they'll have her pay for her idiocy at any point. She will never have a moment where she has to walk through broken glass. That would require some actual character development and growth. She'll be too busy standing on soap boxes giving speeches
>>217413892the most involvement I have with either this or star wars anymore is threads herekeep waiting to see of anything that would make me go beyond that and it never comes
>>217413377>he gives himself loads of extra scenes>where he hangs around with an OC-do-not steal cute alien waifuIt wouldn't be real Star Trek otherwise. MacFarlane did the same in The Orville and they're the best episodes.
>>217413918Even worse, there will actually be a scene in some episode where not wearing shoes is actually an advantage. >I'm amazing and good at everything, you just need to accept it
>>217413109She has HIDEOUS feetEven I wouldn't touch them.t footfag
The granny captain makes no sense. She has no real arc here its like solved in the first episode the moment she reunites with the kid and decides to help him. She needs a conflict of some kind like they should have made her a top tier captain until she separated the kid and mother then that guilt caused her to plunge into alcohol fueled depression that caused her to be a bad captain and almost get discharged from Starfleet. This gig at the academy should have been her last chance. This way as the kid grows and has success finding his mom she also slowly grows into being a great captain again. You tie their future stronger than it was in the show. For example in the 2nd episode with the peace conference, it should have been made clear if that failed, her career was over so she has to work with this kid she is tied to, to save both of them. I don't understand why the story isn't like this other than they didn't want to make a flawed female captain.
>>217413868>Reminder that Star Trek would be entering the public domain in 15 years if Americans hadn't passed the Mickey Mouse Copyright Act.Wait what?A bunch of shit just became public domain. Winnie The Poo. Pinocchio. Etc. Why would Star Trek be exempt?
>>217414034this is what wearing those kinds of shoes for decades looks like at her age
>>217414058he's thinking of the wrong extension> For works published before January 1, 1978, the 1998 act extended the renewal term from 47 years to 67 years, granting a total of 95 years. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyright_Term_Extension_Actmickey mouse act was a different thing
>>217414052Women can't make mistake, chud. Get that though your thick incel skull.It's a strange trend with modern writing where a main female character rarely have flaws, and if they do have flaws it stems from something outside of their control and was never their fault.
I shit watching with my cock out
>>217413868>Reminder that Star Trek would be entering the public domain in 15 years if Americans hadn't passed the Mickey Mouse Copyright Act.Damn we missed out on millennials making a wacky and zany low budget Star Trek horror movie
>>217413768It's better if she goes barefoot in her own apartment or living quarters. She should just.wear regulation shoes like everybody else in the Academy.
>>217413768>>217413831>>217413845>>217413918>join starfleet academy>learn the regulations>judiciously adhere to the rules>because rules have good reasons>watch rulebreakers wash out>graduate as an officer>stick to the rulebook>stay the course>prove your mettle>get promoted>for following the rules>become starfleet captain>this whole time>you have stuck to>regulations>but starfleet 'culture' is>changing>for the worse>report to starfleet command>get assigned command of starship>get introduced>to your new>executive officer>second in command>some aged out roastie>literally walling in real time>completely unprofessional attitude>unbecoming of an officer>much less a command officer>sounds like some dumb cunt>you'd find working for human resources>or 'teaching'>at a public middle school>she probably got promoted>for claiming that her instructor>suprise-secksed her>w/o konsent>danger sense screaming>you can just tell>this woman will be responsible>for numerous casualties>and loss of your ship>if you let her>cannot allow this>immediately notice>she is violating regulations>by not wearing regulation shoes>by not wearing any sort of footwear>bare feet>she makes a joke about>'piggies'>think to yourself>yes ofc she is a fat little piggie>remind this fat little piggie about the>regulations>she just completely flouts the regs>literally disrespects your command>by refusing to obey your direct>order>quietly boil with completely>justified professional rage>know exactly what to do>reach forward to shake her hand"It's very refreshing to meet an officerwith such progressive views!">she reaches to your hand>but her lady arms are short>and you keep your arm>bent in a little>so you>close the distance>so she can>shake your hand>you take a step*KCRUNCH!*>she screams>as her bare foot>is painfully crushed>under your hardened>combat rated>merciless>regulation footwear"Oh, dear!MEDIC!">begin search for>new xo
StarTrek Starfleet Academy is the perfect soft reset for Star Trek. Discovery marked the transition between the old, now outdated Star Trek (TOS-TNG-DS9-Voy) and the modern Star Trek that begins today with Academy.They did an excellent job with the Burn in Discovery; the plot was perfect for destroying the old Federation, erasing old enmities, creating new ones, and forging new friendships.Academy is perfect for rediscovering the species of the Federation, and starting with young people is obviously very symbolic. My only personal issue is the importance given to romantic relationships, even though they were always present in Star Trek (whether in TNG, DS9, or Voyager), but I don't like the modern way of talking about them. I find it super cringe, but that's probably because I'm not a zoomer.
They are wasting the doctor in this and they turned him into a Marvel character
>>217414292Is he still a hologram or a real person?
>>217414315Of course he's still a photonic person. Why the fuck would you want them to change that?>Is Picard still human or is he a Klingon now?
>>217413768>written and directed by Quentin TarrenKINO
>>217414279Ever seen The Wire. There's a scene where this OG gets out of prison (Cutty) and now girls are acting like they're gangsters. The world changed. But one time a girl back talked a gang member and Cutty smacked the shit outta her. After that, she did as she was told. All the youngins were like "Whoa?!"
>>217414315He is a hologram still Voyagers OG EMH
>>217413109I don't think they're capable of writing a character who's not some variety of theater kid.
>>217414360Picard is an Android now anon
WE TREKKIN BOYS Got my wheelchair and my space shoes and I'm ready to be a better person!
>>217414360You say that, but they made Picard into an android, didn't they?
This is actual dialogue in the first episode
>>217414461The mystery meat girl to the right is the female that all the guys are vying for I am not kidding
>>217414461The guy is cool, I didn't like him first, I though it was a basic boring version of the white rich american who's there because of daddy money.I still don't like the girl but wait and see .
>>217413532>these damn youths aren’t behavingCadets are indeed young, but are a pretty serious bunch of people. Do these assholes not know real military academies exist?
>>217414394>>217414415Thanks for having my back. This Trekkie seems like a bully. Probably dresses as Klingon at cons because he hates white people.Also, wasn't the Hologram Doctor a live human at some point in the series?
>>217413768> I don't need PPE, I'm important femoidPeople in industry and university labs are killed and maimed all the time due to this exact exchange.
>>217414606The doctor is based off the guy that created him and he appeared like once or twice and that's what you are probably thinking about
>>217413598nobody cared who she was until she sat like that
