just marathoned primate at the kinoplex. what did i think of it?
>>217415620the lead girl is a qt
>>217415620This "marathoning a single movie" meme needs to die already.
>>217415620You thought you can 1v1 a primate but in reality you would be torn apart like a bitch
you thought Phenomena was the superior monke kino
>>217415644dubs of truth
>>217415644I feel i have a good shot against any primate 50kg or less. They're stronger pound for pound and have proportionally greater muscular cross section but I've been powerlifting for years and have a huge mass and power advantage so if I can just grasp their throats without them wriggling out then they're dead. If they like bite my fingers off though it's probably a tie. I could kick them hard enough to keep them away but I definitely couldn't finish one in that scenario
I wish there had been more sexual tension between the girls and the monkey.
>>217417091that monkey was 17 years and 364 days old you sick fuck
>>217415693nah he's up your back and on your head and ripping at your eyes and face before you know what's happening, they don't really fuck around
they're not dumb either, they know how to kill another primate and all your bits are in the same spots just larger scale
>>217415620It wasn't until second viewing I noticed she is Johnny Sequoyah. It has been so long
I liked the scene where the white girls meet the black guy on the plane, then call him up and beg him to come over and fuck their brains out.
>>217415620I saw the trailer before Bone Temple and thought it looked terrible, why would anyone pay to see a killer monkey movie at the cinema?
>>217418072you are a raging homosexual
>>217415620I appreciate they used a practical suit instead of purely CGI. Blumhouse is a real nigga production company.
>>217415644Based primate realist
