LIVE from NEW YORK it's SATURDAY NIGHT!Host Finn Wolfhard with musical guest A$AP RockyWatch sketches after they air at https://www.youtube.com/@SaturdayNightLive/videosWatch on your TV on NBC or over the web with Peacockstreaming links welcome (they're rare though)
MWAH
And he was never heard from again
I love veronika
inb4 Donald J. Trump cold open
>>217416080Me in the back
I bet A$AP Rocky is black.
>>217416090her boyfriend's sister just died, she probably won't be in a lot of sketches and might miss the show entirely
>>217416054This episode will usher in the Post-Bowen Era
stream?
>>217416080it's infuriating how much she makes herself look like a quirky idiot when this is what she looks like normally
>>217416105rip
i fucking love SNL
Makin the Wick uncomfortable with your manspreading
Did everyone have a pleasant winter vacation?
>>217416080
>>217416111scoopski potatoeshttps://thetvapp.to/tv/wnbc-new-york-nbc-east-live-stream/
DID YOU KNOW?Finn Wolfhard is a rising star in the indie music scenehttps://youtu.be/hZWjRffNyeI&t=43
>>217416085He's performing exclusively at bathroom stalls now
>>217416147I've never seen him and S0MBR in the same room at the same time.
I hope they make fun of the byler/conformitygate fags
>mfw SNL doesn't hire another gay asian for the sake of representation
>>217416147I honestly love how much zoomers have been able to live out the Scott Pilgrim fantasy. What a generation of absolute chads.
harbaugh is coaching the giants now
SNL Crew, we've been cured of the AIDS.
>>217416187Is this the first time we have an all-straight cast? I know Sarah and Jane are probably bi (at least) but I don't think either is openly out about it
Okay. Ummm - Miss Eggy was good.
>>217416054>with musical guest A$AP RockyI fucking hate rappers and their retarded fucking names. Literally the first gen of trannies with their>naww you gotta call me my stage name, don't nigga-in-the-ground-name me!
>>217416203Jane is full weird queer. Her girlfriend is FTM.
>>217416203sarah is straight
>>217416227didn't Jane write an update song about being straight but wanting everyone to think she's a lesbian?
Finn is going to Wolf Hard tonight.
>>217416137Fake
>>217416090I was so hyped when she announced she got in. At first I actually thought it was a joke because everyone kept saying how obviously she needed to be on the show. https://www.tiktok.com/@veronika_iscool/video/7545852477460024594Her tok has some of the funniest sketches on tiktok especially for anyone with the Kyle Mooney sense of humor.
>>217416244huh?
>>217416128I long for the sweet release of Death
>>217416123I’m an expert in reading body language and I’m pretty sure she’s in love with that guy
>>217416249I lowkey wanna see her and Jane get more chances to do weird Lonely Island-style digital videos
Here we go
Very sexy
Does anyone have a link to all seasons? I just got to 6 on Peacock and realized they’re all cut down to 20-40 mins after s5
trump opening yawn
>>217416259The Jews or something idk
>Orange man bad
I'm glad it’s not Bowen anymore
>>217416295and he is
Sarah Simps, is another SNL girl your new love now?
I still can't believe this is the best trump impersonator they can get
>>217416308YWNBAW
>>217416317Ashley
Ashley is sexy
>>217416317Millennial quirkychungus
Only here for the finnster
Whenever I watch SNL or Daily Show with Jon Stewart it makes me realize nobody is actually as upset as they appear on the internet. They LOVE trump and the entire cast of characters alongside him. The only thing that compares is the Bush era obviously.
I hate liberals
>>217416319that’s good cause how would I continue throat fucking her mom
>>217416339:(
am I the only one who can't tell the difference between this guy and Jobst?
I think the new fat guy is pretty funny but he needs to come up with some kind of character for Vance because that was a bland start.>>217416318He used to be a lot better.
>>217416363kek
I'M READY FOR MADDIE
>>217416376I want to adore her.
It should have been Millie Bobby Brown
>>217416187Wow snlnetwork is no joke huh.
>>217416384It should have been one of the heated rivalry gays because nobody cares about stranger things anymore
Ben Marshall is tall
>>217416364The voice was pretty good for me, nice high pitched.
ASAP zesty
>>217416343Who is her?
>>217416249Sorry, but Vee holes only for Chad.
If SNL truly cared about being culturally relevant they would broadcast on youtube for free. As it is they only appeal to crusty boomers. No Millennial, Zoomer or anyone else has a cable subscription.
why is he wearing a christmas bow?
Finn still sounds like a kid
>>217416417Me
joe kerry should have been the musical guest
Double MWAH>>217416080
>>217416420that is the zestiest buck I've ever laid eyes on
>>217416441He should be the host
>>217416318And after Trump, he's been screaming everywhere about how much he hates Trump. This job is torture for him.Good.
THE STRANGER THINGS KIDS WERE CASTED UGLY ALL RIGHTIT DOESNT REPRESENT MY GENERATION!
Oh no... Stranger things S1 already counts as "it's so old" nostalgia :(
>family guy cutaways >let me spit on you >bring in the whole cast from your stupid show this is horrible
Laughed at zooming into the facial hair
One alcohol please
lmao the fag wasnt invited
>>217416460If Finn did that not in the script he lost his career.
>I hope millie shows up too
>>217416376Odds of a guitar qt solo interstitial ? Maybe thesnlnetwork can do the math.
I thought the gag was going to be Dustin & Lucas both spitting their booze in Finn's face
>>217416479It was in the script.
>Vaginal odorgrim
>>217416054This might be the most fuckable snl guest duo of all time
>>217416509go away Bowen
>>217416249"Anon, did you just send me a naughty selfie? Bad boy!"
>it’s another podcast sketch
>>217416123I want to lick her eyebrows.I don't even know why.Is this normal?
>>217416514I think Timothee Chalamet with Timothee Chalamet takes it
this sketch was good
That Toronto sweater boy is cute
LOOKSMAXXING MADE SNL
GIGACHAD MENTIONED
Sabrina :)
>>217416132I'm furry now.
this is awful
top kek
>>217416552is she just on this show now?
SABRINA SAID GOONED LOWKEY BRAH
omg sabrina said gooning
I am so out of touch with the youth of today
>>217416567She's a surprise guest
>gooning Yessss SNL finally killed itBased
Awful bring back the Trump impersonator
sabrinas doing good but why is she here
>>217416589kek
>>217416598she's here to fuck the black bull
>>217416598cause she’s mad chill like that
why are you morons watching this shit?
The fact that I'm 30 and I get all these buzzwords is sadder than this sketch
Please say based please say based
>>217416617seethe
Holy shit if this is the first sketch, this episode is going to be GRIM
>>217416617I watch for she
>>217416629Too millennial probably…FUCK YEAH HARRY POTTER
>>217416617why are you in this thread if you aren't watching
that entire sketch was literally just an ad
>>2174165142003 hadSarah Michelle Gellar/Faith HillSalma Hayek/Christina Aguleriathose are hard to top
this is terrible
Zesty
>>217416598groupie for asap
Guys you can buy a tv and antennae for 20 dollars. Stop seething.
>>217416621You were younger when 4chan originally created those buzzwords
based rarry
100 POINTS TO MY SPANK BANK
>>217416629they said mogged
>slamming him into the lockerlol wtf
Holy shit dream Hagrid,
ok what the fuck is with all these cameos
>>217416646I figured that was weed.
>>217416662Oh right, I've been here for over a decade. That's even sadder.
i thought the kid was gay for real though. was that part of the joke?
>>217416682First episode back
Next week: who? with musical guest who?
They had to do a Heated Rivalry sketch and that was a pretty fun one, helps that Finn is a dead ringer for Harry
>>217416656Who's seething?
>>217416682SNL is peak again unc
>new JD Vance is Jeremy Culhane. Bowen Yang played the part of the Vice President before, That's right. That was The Wang's single non gay character.
Sabrina Carpenter is not a funny actress.
>>217416699Fun Fact: Teyana Taylor has been on SNL before, and sung a duet with Kanye West back in 2018
>>217416650indeed, just brutal
>>217416686no but stranger things fans wanted him to be
This show is meant for middle age women now. It’s mom humor
>>217416701It's a good thing we got the inevitable Heated Rivalry sketch after Yang left
>>217416720she makes me feel funny. in my pants.
>>217416421It's a family thing lots of families have a tv you know. NBC is free broadcast. Lots of kids watch because their parents are watching.
>>217416085He’s in Wicked
sorry guys I know you all love my observations and witticisms but I'm eating doritos and I got the dust all over my fingers so I can only type with one hand, my one liners will be far and few between.
>>217416753just lick your fingers
>>217416742N
kek
This sketch would be a good SNL movie in the 90s.
Why is this crowd so dead? Isn't there laigh queues?
This is a Monty Python sketch.
ITS JUST PIXIES!SLAP
/tv/ really has snl watch threads?
>>217416737She’s a moon face midget with no tits
>>217416765hey that worked, idk why I never did that before.
>the boy band and nu metal era ended after 9/11Too real.
tom green on the left
>>217416810There are actual sad lonely old fucks that come here. Really pathetic. Imagine being in 4chan over the age of 30.
sarah actually looks like she could be a lesbian drummer in an indie band
Lotta Wickline so far tonight, I'm having a good time.
>>217416791https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQDeU6dHX-c
Did Sarah wear Ashley's same outfit in the lesbian moms sketch a couple of episodes ago?>>217416785Zoomers who turned up for Finn probably might not remember the kind of boyband they're parodying
>strangerous mindsGenius
The crowd got bummed out that they didn’t get the real actors.
JAJ's screentime is wasted on Trump impressions. His character acting and comedic timing are elite.
Hey Chloe Fineman simps. Did you know Chloe legit has very poor oral hygiene? Doesn't brush her teeth or floss.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu-BsM6EMKQPucker up!
are they allowed to call out the coming out scene like that?
>>217416872>Doesn't brush her teeth or flossNeither do I.
>>217416872That's okay, I don't either
the sex and the city parody was the best one
that got a few chuckles out of me
>>217416848Bingo
>>217416879The crowd really didn't like that one lmao
>>217416879Everyone regardless of politics acknowledged it was cringy overlong awards bait
Great episode so far. Really glad Veronika was in that sketch
>>217416879Its safe edgy yeah.
Do they use a laugh track on snl? Don't understand how people are actually laughing at any of this CRAP.
>>217416731Heated Rivalry is for horny women, who are also what SNL's target audience is these days
This nigga zesty
>>217416879Nobody really likes faggots IRL, they were probably happy to parody something that they had to film for 12 hours and annoyed the fuck out of them.
>>217416879the gay hogwarts sketch gave them some leeway to trash will's coming out
Just popped in to say you should be ashamed of yourselves that you patronize present day SNL. Ok, if you're a woke twat or gay, it makes sense, but otherwise, be ashamed.
yikes
piss break time
>>217416937downright peculiar
>punk rock
Bro hung out with Tyler, The Creator too many times and became a big faggot what is this shit
That’s Danny Elfman!
Didn't want to invite any chicks to your little black punk rock party?
Danny fucking Elfman??
>>217416943It's fun. Kill yourself.
>>217416943I enjoy hate watching it
Worst track on the album
>>217416973I thought it was a woman.
I ..llllike th this song?
>>217416961wtf it actually is
The other A$APs are better
>>217416961>>217416973That's pretty awesome. Love Oingo Boingo.
this song is...odd
gets a living legend on the drums and he's not even playing live lmao
>>217416943>saying woke unironically in 2026seek mental help
>watches every episode of SNL for 40 years>be the coolest most hip person aliveDont be jealous, be better
>set is covered in garbage just like the song. its poetry
nice time to mute this shit and grab a drink.I'm having cherry coke what about you niggas
I have never watched a single second of SNL.Starting from S1E1 and watching it all through is an impossible task so how would I remotely get into it as a first timer?
>Asuka bassbased
>>217417011I'm having water. And I'm not your "nigga".
>>217417015just watch live episodes when they air
>>217417011Victory Witty Monkey
>>217417015Look up clips on YouTube. Pick random episodes with hosts you like.
SILENCIO!The drums kept playing when they trashed the drumset!It is all a tape recording!NO HAY BANDA!
>>217416943Pro tip: there has never been a time in the last 50 years when SNL was ever consistently good or consistently bad. There's a reason the reruns are so heavily edited.
>Caleb>Gaten>Sabrina>Momoa>Elfmanholy fucking cameos tonight
>>217417005Many such cases on 4chins these days it's really sad. Lots of spergs stuck in a time warp in 2016. SNL burns them like acid lol, and it did back then too even though the Trump vs Hillary sketches were the best thing on television
I unironically enjoyed that song and the stage theatrics. Overall great episode so far.
>>217416973Danny gets canceled for "I Love Little Girls" Now backing cunn on drums on live TV.Yes! Our Lad wins!
Update gonna make jokes about this?
>>217417042Nice, never had it.>>217417027>Waterfaggot, kill your kidneys and liver like the rest of us.
>>217417015I don’t think anyone has ever watched every SNL. Watch a sketch compilation of the best ones then just watch live from then on.
>>217417015I kinda love using a random number simulator to generate a season (1-51) and then watch a random episode It's just neat to see whatever the story of the week was that they make fun of
>>217416860He's the best cast member right now by a decent margin. Even Kenan is barely trying anymore.
Good one
Odds Sarah is playing a Demogorgon on Weekend Update?
>>217417095Dismukes and Ashley are the MVPs right now
SNL is being really soft on Trump lately old SNL would call him a murderer pedophile warmonger.
pedophiles btfo
>>217416943I just watch for nostalgia, cultural literacy, and curiosity. however, I am neither woke nor homosexual.
that box office joke got me good.
>>217417105Dismukes? No way.
ngl I don't think Michal Irving can put 3 words together
how tall is kam patterson? i guess everybody looks bigger on kill tony stage
Michael Irvin :)
>>217417105I agree I think Anthony is consistently fun to watch.
This bit is for all the Florida niggas watching
I miss cocaine.
>>217417048CELLANTHIO
The gag commentators on weekend update are never funny
>autism barbie
>autism barbieHOLY SHIT lol We are actually dystopian.
Jane :(
oh so this bitch can still only obviously read cue cards huh
>>217417191>The gag commentators on weekend update are never funnyand then your waifu appears
there's a rip in the weekend update set to the lower left of jane
speaking of autism...
She reminds me of Grimes
>>217417231I think that’s an island in the graphic
ayy there's my tall skinny autistic wife.
hey so it only has to make sense to me for me to do it
Don’t be playful.
>>217416203Every cast before 2012 was all straight except for that one year in 85 with that gay guy Chevy Chase said she do a sketch where he has AIDS Kek based Chevy
>>217417244there's no large island to the east of new zealand
>>217417231that's a horrible way to speak about new zealand
those update guests were terrible
Lorne must be having sex with Jane
Jane a cute
>>217417224On SNL you are deliberately told not to memorize lines. Too many last minute script changes. The Cue Cards are God.
>>217416054BASED JANE IS MY FAVORITE IN THE CURRENT CAST SORRY NOT SORRY
>>217417253Don't make fun
>>217417263lucky bastard
>>217417258That’s the secret island only cool attractive people can see on maps
>fake banter as the camera pans out >autistic girl talks to her self thats so fucking awkward
>>217417271and yet every other cast member doesn't stare straight at the camera and cue cards for 95% of their screen time
>I eat the buttons, okay?okay, tamara is cute
>>217417268I feel like I’m taking crazy pills with eveyone always calling her ugly she mad cute she kinda look like an autistic dorky tomboy verison of 90s neve campbell
>>217417263Her Mother was one of "Lorne's Girls" admins. Jane is a Legacy.
other than a few good zingers on Update, this is shaping up to be as bad if not worse than the Bad Bunny episode.
>>217417062Molesting a man is no joke anon.
quiet awkward missionary sex with jane
>>217417101did not happen
>>217417300I'm liking this episode so far, the podcast boys sketch was the only miss for me
>>217417053>>217417129>>217416977>>217416980>>217417005>>217417057Let me explain for any dummies. Every show/movie has a perspective on life. The guiding principle of current SNL is indeed a woke agenda, which is shorthand for radical leftism cloaked in a veneer of inclusivity, empathy, and other good things. Earlier SNL and comedy in general was not hateful. (Some was - for example, Trading Places is an anti-WASP broadside, tho very funny.) They made fun of all presidents, for example. We just had four years of Mr. Magoo as president, both physically and mentally. SNL was spoonfed amazing comedic premises by 46 weekly. Yet left him alone.QED. And that's just one example. A few minutes watching it now reveals it's aimed at women and gay men. That's fine. But if you're neither and watching it, as I said, be ashamed. Why? Because...They hate you.
>>217416092>>217416100nostrodamus over here
>>217417299Ahh
>>217417305imagine the smell
Doing good so far. I nod at them stoicly. Lorenly.
one piece live action is quite possibly the ugliest looking show ever filmed
>>217416054I like Jane and her awkward weirdo shtick, they should use her more
>>217417311you’re totally and completely brain broken
Thirty years ago Wickline would have been the equivalent of Julia Sweeney and been the Pat character
>>217417287Because reading promps is a learned skill and Jane is hard tard. She's just kinda dumb that way.
>veronica in slave leia position pretty based also the stranger things kid looks like kingdom hearts
Don't choke on air lmao
holy fuck I need a pet veronika to sit next to me on my throne
>>217417339>lacks the IQ and knowledge to refute me>insults mineHeh
>>217417317Kam is based all the SNL fans were seething on Reddit because he was on KillyTony last week and did standup and commenting how he’s uncomfortable with how gay and homsexual all the sketches are and how he has to participate in these faggy sketches where they make him play zesty black men roles
Chloe appears to have aged a decade in a month
>>217417357Yes
>>217417074Where do you find them?
>spits on multiple cast members who the fuck does this guy think he is
>>217417363It's called a drug problem
>>217417378sad
"Harry Potter TV adaptation: Heated Wizardry" HBO is adapting Harry Potter — and crossing it with Heated Rivalry, the popular gay-themed hockey show. But now quidditch is the sport. It's the first show ever written by girls who wear tails. Wolfhard is Harry, while Ron is played by Ben Marshall. Perfection. In a cameo, Jason Momoa plays the "old queen" Hagrid. Pretty funny — spot-on casting, the crowd loves it. Current SNL is so Fag Forward.
I kneel to the best character actress.
damn now I want some hershey syrup
>>217417342Julia Sweeney was hot when she wasn’t playing Pat she didn’t really look like a weird they/them
>>217417305Lorne may pull her sketches, but he could never pull me outta her
This episode has lots of quotables like DELIGHTS FOR SIRE!
>>217417400bogged. dyed hair. doughboy body. she's all yours.
Finn's having a fun first episode, you can tell he had a good week
>>217417400I think Veronika will be the best soon she killed it alongside Chloe as Post Malone
>MercyGeneric 2000s genre slop bros, are we back?
>>217417363You sound like a cruel bully dickhead/the dumbest idiot ever who doesn't understand how life works
>>217417317This guy my prediction for new cast member cut after a single season he’s so fucking full and forgettable, also his 90s butt-cut hairstyle is so stupid looking
>>217417416NNNYYEEESSSS
Another fine entry in the long tradition of sketches that only exist to make the actors break
>>217417448lel I remember that classic Cecily tweet she was seething so hard
>celebrate MLK day with a full day of basketballthe jokes write themselves
>>217417474Almost thought that was part of the show for a second
>>217417363She’s addicted to plastic surgery, she’ll probably be Nasim Pedrad (to use another SNL cast member) levels of bogged a few years after she leaves SNL
My Bears :)
>>217417311>guiding principle of current SNL is indeed a woke agenda, which is shorthand for radical leftism cloaked in a veneer of inclusivity, empathy, and other good things.I know this, and I don't care. It's about nostalgia and cultural literacy for me, even if I think that the niche boutique liberalism is a bit forced. I watch SNL to get a sense of where the culture is at the moment. I think all politics is a shitty theater show anyway. It's all fake no matter how much I'm annoyed or impressed by superficial appearances >SNL was spoonfed amazing comedic premises by 46 weekly. Yet left him aloneNot quite. They experimented with using Jim Carrey to play Joe Biden for a while. I liked that one better than either Alex Moffat or even Dana Carvey. I know it's a minority opinion, but I like Jim Carrey because that one came closest to milking the comedy out of the way that the real Joe Biden presented himself.
>>217417474they used to have a traditional MLK game in Memphis right across the street from where he got shot, but didnt do it this year
based veronika
This is a fun sketch
first joke of this sketch sucked, hope it gets better.
I wanna tongue punch Veronika's fartbox
>>217416054This new chick has an annoying Mad TV vibe to all her characters
>he's the girl in the relationship loooolll make this a recurring
>>217417510Same
>certified lover boy, certified pedophilekek
THIS IS IT the sketch she was born for
does she have a chipped tooth
>>217417527that's just canadian dental care
We actually had a friend's girlfriend spill beer all over us trying to fit in at a party, everyone was pissed except me cause I was unshowered and dressed like shit anyway.
>>217417510Really? I would prefer to have sexual intercourse with her, if you know what I mean.
>>217417527I think it's a natural snaggle tooth
Women are cringe
>>217417511She’s good at playing a no selfawareness spaz the type of characters Mike McDonald would play on Mad Tv this character almost seems like a female version of picrel
>>217417400lipstick on a pig
That was really bad, but whoever that was is a cute, so I won't give up on her just yet.
>>217417527her teeth are just like that. i think its cute
her mouth is fucked, it's not a pleasant sight to behold
Has Sarah been in any sketch tonight?
>>217417569no, thank god
>when the entire audience said ahhhhhhh spontaneouslyI felt bad for her too. :(
>>217416085GOOD
>>217417557Still would. Hard. She was hotter and cuter when she was thick, but I would plow the fuck out of that.
>>217417527Yes. From this playing Youth Hockey.
>>217417541
>>217416054I would make an overflow but we're done in 5 mins anywayReally great episode. Congrats Veronika
>Danny Elfman is still just chilling in the corner
Perfect timing. Thread hits max while show ends. Well done!
>>217417539Reminds me of this songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAOxrcoJN8o
>>217417614they'll get in one more sketch
>>217417569Yeah I saw her earlier
>gay niggas throwing trash around again
>>217417569she was in the indie band sketch
>>217417569One line as one of Finn's indie bandmates, maybe RuPaul's Drag Race took up all her time this week
is it a requirement that they all look homeless even the one wearing diamond encrusted hobo wear
He tryna be Kanye so bad
>>217417577She's a STAR now. That was the moment. I remember this for Chloe and Sherman.
>>217417650Kanye Zest
