>no tom bombadil>no goldberry>no fatty bolger>no old man willow>no barrow downs>no glorfindel>no beregond>no scouring of the shirePeter Jackson is a hack.
Have you seen how fucking much is in those books? It wouldn't have been as good of a trilogy as it was if they didn't trim away massive chunks of singing and lore dumps.
These movies were Satanic. Gabdalf using sorcery and all the other little critters that looked like humans are just trying to make ghouls and demons and imps appear human to make Satanic themes palatable.
>>217416164>no scouring of the shireOnly this was genuinely importantEven then "did not include X" is far from the least problems of the movies. The great issues with TT and RotK is how much it changes(for the worse), not how much it omits.
>>217416245Whoever gave the browns WiFi should be shot
>>217416197Oh is that why they added new storylines like Denethor hating his son for some reason? This whole "they had to cut it because of running time" doesn't work if your movie adds original content (all of which is a million times worse than even the most trivial scene in the source material).
>>217416375Denethor favoring Boromir is in the books. And it's better for Hollywood than having some scene with Tom dancing around being an idiot with no explanation
>>217416164>>no scouring of the shireGood. It works in the book, but in a movie it's retarded to put an event like that after the climax of the story and the culmination of evil's complete defeat.
>>217416245I remember back in the day when John Hagee swindled Harry Potter was satanic for some reason
>>217416164Nobody cares you fucking sperg
>>217416164bombadil sucks in this old world "gay" kind of way
>>217416245>>217417052You are Mexican
>all the tension of fleeing from the ringwraiths is killed for an aside where some sperg sings to them and treats the ring like a joke after which they wake up naked for some reasonI love Tolkien but he has some big flaws with pacing and such from not actually being a "writer"
>>217416164Who in the!? Who in the FUCK is Fatty Bolger?
>>217416164Netflix will make a remake that is faithful to the books.
>>217417082So are you
>>217416251>Heroes defeat villain, ring is destroyed >Happy ending>O wait no their homeland is still being buttfucked by the mook who was defeated last movie>Easily defeat him but their homeland is still ruined >Roll creditsThis might have fit the themes of the book somewhat, even though it was a kick in the nuts there too, but as the post climax finale to what was basically a popcorn flick, it would have been untenable ass conclusion.
>>217417082nah he's a kike seething over the fact that LoTR is considered a Christian story.
