>M'lord, we can't find any record of our highwayman in the monastery. This guy's got no family, no lands, no nothing. It's like he never existed!
Family records were kept by parish churches not monasteries.
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>My lord, remember you wished to have revenge on him by invoking your right for prima nocta on his wife? I'm afraid I have bad news...
>>217416657a daring synthesis
>>217416657>Sir Percival, do thou realizeth what thou hast doneth?>I've the Supreme Pontifex, may God bless his eternal soul, up mine rectum because of thine little stunt downtowneth!>Thou are hereby suspended from the coming crusade without pension as penance for thine behavior!
>>217416714>Family records were kept by parish churches not monasteriesHe didn't say that
>Ive got the Pope so far up my ass I'm coughing rosary beads. Raise the fyrd by tomorrow or your fucking excommunicated!
>thous hast inflicted a great humiliation on the order, brother. thou must forsaketh thine sword, hither>and forsaketh thine other sword, too
>You've wrote in sick 5 days in a row with plague. If you're not here tomorrow we're replacing you with a serf and one more thing, I'm checking you for buboes!
>You lost Aquitaine, Anjou, Normandy and Maine and you want and you want a new fiefdom?
>>217416813it's actually an old meme on /tv/ which has already generated several threads before today>Ye Olde Meme
>>217416657>Pope explain crusading>he folds a saracen before piercing him with a stake
>Do you have any idea what harm your little 'crusade' has done? Constantinople is in ruins, the Turks are practically on top of us out in the provinces, and I got the the Pope himself breathing down my neck every step of the way!
>>217418795The only good one in this thread
