K I N O
>>217416936When I saw this scene I jumped up and shouted "KINO KINO KINO!"Yup now that's gonna be a classic
>>217416936>I posted it againkys already, faggot.
that scene was not what I imagined would happen at all based on that poster. 10/10
>>217416936>bri'ish 'orrorThanks but no thanks maybe I'll catch it on streaming
>>217416936Genuinely enjoyed it, better than the first part.
>>217416936the scene of him dancing around to iron maiden was kino, but the plot surrounding it was disappointing imo. they could’ve at least had the Alpha show up and scare the jimmys
>>217417117Yeah its a great movie but it ain't a good zombie movie
DEH!
>>217417106Ok look, I know the filth and the upside down cross carved into her head are bad signs but I CAN FIX HER.
>>217417168She would fucking rape you dude :/
>>217417193Oh no! :^)
>>217417146that’s a good way of putting it.
>>217417106*cuts your dick off*
>>217417106i'd a jimmima
EVERYTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING IN ITS RIIIIIIGHT PLAAAAAAAAACE
>>217417117The alpha showing up as actual satan for Jimmy while caring for and providing closure to Ian was so good.Also, the slow reveal that Jimmy was going to be crucified was a great payoff for his god complex throughout the film.
Uh-fookin' gooo
>>217416936I don't have a ticket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3BU9Z_x8qM
Film was absolute kino as a standalone movie, but maybe at the expense of the third movie — can't see it being as good now that all the mad max : bong edition characters of the trilogy are dead and the major characters just going to be normalfags Spike and Jim in the finale. That's going to be boring as shit coming off the back of this. Don't really wanna go back to Jim vs military or Jim vs zombies storylines after all the schizodom of the past 2 films.
>>217417106Oh my god how are you gonna have an apocalyptic rat girl and not give her hairy pits fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
>>217417453She's wearing her Savile tracksuit so we never actually see her pita in the films
>>217417482Oh okay that makes sense then. Does Spike have a crush on her in the movie?
>>217416936Damn british people scare the shit out of me.
>Samson in this movie after getting his medsHope he comes back in the last one, I love this superhuman mopey bastard now. Maybe Kelson left behind notes for what pills he needs to take so he doesn't turn psychotic again.
>>217417536Every single Jimmy freaks him out and he only accepts the help of the mulatto cutie because he has no other choice.
>>217416936Best gore in the entire franchise. Spikey stabbing that guy's artery and him just pissing blood out of his leg as he got weaker and weaker til he died made me a bit queasy in the plex.
>>217417686Rip Jimmy Shite
What the fuck are these movies even about now? I saw 28 days and weeks a long time ago. I've only seen the threads for years and whatever this one is called. Are there even zombies in it? They should all be dead by the rules of the setting right? I'n only seen pictures of like a Jimmy Savile impersonator gang and these weird satanic war boys.
>>217417408>thinking Jimmy Crystal isn’t gonna return with His Daddy Samson (Satan) (Ol’Nick)
>>217417739>the rules of the settingThey're not zombies, they're alive. They live in the forest and survive off deer and such. They procreate and have babies as well.This one is about a doctor treating the rage virus in one of the infected with added Jimmy Saville gang torture porn sections.
>>217417573KEK
>>217417160very underrated post holy shit lol
>>217417662Kek
>>217417791I know they're not actually "zombies" but I remember the ending of the first movie implied they would just die of hunger or whatever and weren't sapient enough to sustain themselves over a long period of time
>>217416936Inspiration from those edgy early 2000s nu-metal music videos though.
>>217417879>WTF!? RETCONS!?! REEEEEE!!!!!Sorry about your autism bro.
>>21741787928 Years shows different evolutions, some are hunter gatherers and there are other fat bloated ones that just crawl around and eat worms in the dirt, these are the retarded ones that couldn't adapt, basically after nearly 3 decades the only survivors of the infected are the gigachad ones, so there are not really any hordes as such, just various packs of about 5 to 10 barbarians roaming around the countryside.
>>217417879Over time the strain started to mutate and the infected became more aware, so they started to eat and hunt in groups
>>217417938We've also only seen out in the countryside in 28YL/TBT. We don't know what the situation on the ground in the big cities is like (aside from seeing Manchester burn in 28DL).
>Evolutionary changes after just 28 years
Gen x is a cancer on this planet. Boomers are on their way out but now Gen x is going to shit up the world.
>>217417879Only england is isolated with the virus. They adapted with alpha zombies with big dongs who procreate. Outside of England they actually have internet, Amazon packages, and slags with lip fillers. It's an allegory for brexit.
>>217417974Thank you. I fucking hate how gen-xers see themselves as above others when in fact they're no different than boomer. Talk about zero self-awareness.
>>217417967>tens of millions of people in Bongland get infected>a very small minority of ones that retain enough intelligence to remember to eat food survive and form groups>the ones that sit and do nothing until they die of thirst and hunger are culled off after a few weekssurvival of the fittest, frognigger.
>>217418012Evolutionary changes take millions and millions of years, brainlet.
>NATO can't drop off care packages to the poor bongsWhat the fuck is wrong with them
Absolute illiteracy of this frogjeet.
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>>217418099Shouldn't have left the EU
>>217418098>I already made up of my mind with my retarded criticismFuck you bitch
>>217418130No compassion for Spike fren? :(
>>217418099Any surviving people we've seen have adapted well desu, Spike's community didn't need any help, Kelson was doing fine, Jimmy's gang too. Basically if you managed to survive for 28 years you probably have it all figured out.
>Jimmy gets crucified>"dies" and gets resurrected as an alpha around the same time that Samson gets resurrected as a human>final film is antichrist alpha Jimmy with a horde of infected hunting down Spike and JimKINO
>>217418157Yea they adapted but there's bimbo OF slags in Sweden please GET THEM SOME HELP. They're showering in public washing dick and balls in front of the community DROP SOME SUPPLIES
which 00's nu metal music video is this from?
>>217417739The 28 Years films are memorable next to 28 Days just because of the fact that they aren't afraid to get weird as "modern day dark ages" films with zombies. The infected are still around but they look more ghoulish in 28 Years which is great, and while the idea of them "evolving" or "mutating" makes it too video gamey, its a decent enough play on one idea that 28 Weeks had. Whether they deliberately planned for the husband character in that to be a smarter infected or whether they didn't think that far ahead and just wanted an excuse for interesting action scenes, the idea of some infected having a greater sense of awareness or understanding ended up working great for the character of Samson. The weirdness comes from how they'd love to pull the rug from under you with some weird "subversion", not in the Star Wars sense but something like the weird mad doctor talked about in 28 Years actually ends up being a nice caring guy with genuinely no malicious intent or how the leader of the satanic cult is really just a pathetic dumbass with daddy issues and he asks the doctor to put on a show for him and his rubes so they still take him seriously. this inexplicably ends up taking place in the form of an iron maiden concert that everyone dances to and is what you see in the OP's posterThat said, I'm not sure if these are really for a general audience? I don't know what they'd get from it if they go in expecting some regular zombie-action horror films or something more conventional like 28 Weeks. It feels like some more experimental films that just so happened to have been given a huge budget, which is probably a mistake on Sony's part but I'm happier with them than I otherwise thought I would be.
>>2174182482000s nu-metal was cool as fuck