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ITT: “Sexy” scenes that fell flat
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Emily’s are my weakness.
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>>217417605
If they wanted this to be sexy, why did they cast her?
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i don't think it "fell flat" considering how insanely hot her body is.
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>>217417605
A reminder that Emily forbade only her father specifically from seeing this movie. Why are women like this?
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ITT: OP learns through experience that he's a faggot.
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>>217417673
The twist sucked, but she looked great
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>>217417673
Would you wanna see your daughter debase herself like this?
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>>217417673
They don't understand that their dads want to appreciate their daughters' bodies of work.
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>>217417668
>how insanely hot her body is.
????
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>>217417727
Heterosexual man find her body very attractive.
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>>217417605
I have no clue what this movie was about then. I have no clue what this movie was about now.
her nipples are 10/10
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>>217417727
sexy stomach, huge hips, very nice legs and a nice fat ass. whats the problem? are you gay?
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>>217417707
Nah this isnt the gif
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>>217417704
>Would you wanna see your daughter debase herself like this?
But the movie was written and directed by a woman, there's no male-gaze.
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>>217417707
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>>217417734
No one is going crazy about her flat curveless body.

>>217417741
>sexy stomach
>huge hips
>very nice legs
>nice fat ass
You must be blind because she has none of those things.
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but why the little merkin?
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>>217417749
Movies that use the male gaze can be directed by women. It’s just a style of cinematography. Ur dumb
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>>217417796
>No one is going crazy about her flat curveless body.
Not everyone is gay like you and your fag friends, fag.
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You could have just asked for this webm OP. I got you covered.
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>>217417743
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>>217417796
I hope they cure your homosexuality some day sis
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>>217417817
>>217417845
You're attracted to women with underdeveloped bodies. Weird fetish.
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>>217417870
Damn, Jamie Lee...
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>>217417822
flat very much being the operative word
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>>217417741
>huge hips
>fat ass
the other things you listed are plausible but come on man. she is a twig and she has neither of those thing. you are either a virgin or gay because you have a fundamental misunderstanding of the female body.
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>>217417605
do you even realize how much seed was spilled from my tiny white cocklet to this kino over the years?
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>>217417605
This tart looks like my sister.
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>>217417727
>>217417796
Post your ideal woman
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>>217417878
This is probably more your speed, eh?
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>>217417822
Close the thread folks, you can’t top this.
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>>217417727
Hip to waist ratio, fag.
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>>217417878
She is developed. She's petite...
There are some pornstars who have that underdeveloped look. That stuff is disgusting.
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>>217417905
Tales from new delhi
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>>217417822
Her body has always being very masculine and weird.
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>>217417914
Looks like something from a banned Warner Bros cartoon.
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>>217417822
>That big-titted, wide-hipped blonde behind her at 0:08
So great.
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>>217417870
This is nice but her frame ios huge very manly
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>>217417907
Ok
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>>217417903
she's got a pretty fat ass for her small frame and you can just google her nudes leak if you think otherwise. I don't know what world you are living in if you don't think these are nice hips considering how small she is.
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>>217417963
>AIslop
At least post the real version.
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>>217417972
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>>217417822
Shes like a fucking Na’vi
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>>217417822
>>217417870
Imagine...
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@217417987
>I'm just pretending to be retarded
no (you) for you but nice try
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>>217417764
Now this, this is the gif
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>>217417836
This is also the gif.
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>>217417749
male gays?
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>>217417963
shame about that face
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>>217418221
Sorry about your terminal faggotry.
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>>217417605
>>217417673
>>217417704
>>217417972
I could understand her doing this movie if she was struggling to break into the business or if it was actually a top shelf movie by some Kubrick type, but at the time she was still on people's radars from Lemony Snickets and Sucker Punch and there was zero reason for her to star in such a degrading film.

Of course in hindsight with things like The Fappening and our knowledge of how actresses are actually a bunch of high class escorts who basically do movies to advertise themselves to beta businessmen to take them yachting, we know exactly why she did this film.
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>>217417836
will never forget TUTUTUTUTUT posting
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>>217418270
watch her do the sex scene with the old guy her face goes from pale to red from embarrassment in the scene while she's meant to be unconscious it's hot as fuck
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>>217417870
I had no idea david bowie was in this
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>>217417822
/thread
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>>217417605
>Fell flat
That must be why this scene has millions of views on porn sites.
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>>217418387
back before this board was taken over by homosexual tranny chasing zoomers like OP this was one of the most anticipated nude scenes in /tv/s history. The film itself isn't very sexy and the themes/plot in general is quite disturbing but saying this "fell flat" is retarded as fuck. she's peak sexo
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>>217418270
Jane Campion is a pretty fucking big deal with artsy feminist types.
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>>217418460
Even left a visible Actress' butthole in the piano.
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>>217417822
the difference between this and>>217417605
is that emily's body is not skinny in a skeletor way, she is just slim without bones showing out, like elle fanning
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>>217417743
https://litter.catbox.moe/d5jywe.mp4
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>>217417605
She's a terrible actress
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>>217417878
Yes hi, outside of negroland we have this shit called elegance, it is an aesthetic opposite of grotesque. If you need big unhealthy obese stretchmarked tits and ass to excite your unga bunga sense, you are a primate, and you may never be able to comprehend a finer feminine silhouette, subtlety, graceful curves or elegance. This is not our problem, its yours.
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>>217418668
that's a lot of words to say you're low T
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>>217418664
>looks into the camera
This is actual cuckold porn it doesn't matter if he's not penetrating her
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>>217418664
was that from american gods?
I liked the episode git gone, the rest of the show was shit
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>>217418543
I *REALLY* want to know what people who don't know that Campion's most famous movie is called "The Piano" make of this sentence
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>>217417605
>>217417704
perfection
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>>217417688
>The twist sucked
spoiler ?
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>>217417734
>>217417741
>>217417907
>>217417918
>t. gay niggers from outer space
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>>217417707
>1920s chungus waifu
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>>217417870
I actually like her lingerie here
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>>217418664
This. She can't even hide her disgust for negroes despite getting paid a fat stack for it.
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>>217418851
She/the audience thinks she's getting raped in her sleep, as she's upgraded from a normal whore to a whore for some rich people, but she has to get knocked out before whatever happens.
The men are sick, and they pay to die in their sleep next to her
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>>217417704
of course, incel
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>>217419222
is that bush or does she have a roast beef buffet in her panties?
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>>217419249
from what I remember she had a small bush down there
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>>217417707
This was supposed to be sexy?
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it's ironic because it's obviously implying that men are pigs while being thinly veiled womenslop erotica
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>>217417704
>Would you wanna see your daughter debase herself like this?
By wearing lingerie? What are you, a nun?
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>>217419347
she gets fully naked and has guys slap her around and do other stuff to her while she's sleeping in the movie
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>>217417870
Filtered
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>>217419291
... Are you suggesting that this scene is implying something, anon?
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>>217417822
>You could have just asked for this webm OP.
No, on 4chan the rule is that if someone asks for something, you don't give it to them. Also if someone asks for the source on something, they have to tell an unfunny joke that doesn't answer your question. I never ask for anything here if I want it posted because I know that that would cause it not to. You've just gotta wait for the next time you see it. The people here are just so, so great.
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>>217419401
You just have to say the magic word no, I won't spoonfeed you the magic word, newfag
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>>217419291
>Scenes that were SUPPOSED to be sexy, but WEREN'T
I feel you may have gotten the assignment backwards.
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>>217417707
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>>217419343
That's because women are attracted to what they deem poor behavior. They will talk about how a man should act, but no man who acts the way they think he should will be of any appeal to them.
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>>217419387
>Filtered
praise be
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>>217419171
>raped
bus she consents
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>>217419415
I've been here since 2013 and have no idea what you're talking about. Hating the people here does not make me new.
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>this entire gay ass thread
JUST ADMIT YOU LIKE MEN
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>>217417707
I am a fan of TutTut posting
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>>217419583
She was 14 in that, anonymous.
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>>217419592
haha whooops



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