I'm crying right now. God bless you Sam Hyde. God bless you for everything

>>217419554
I like how you can tell Sam worships the Dragon without him saying anything like that, or possibly without being consciously aware of it

>>217419647
>without him saying anything like that
What do you mean? Sam says nihilistic power grubbing psychopath shit all the time

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How many people do you think Samuel has asked to shill for him on social media? Some dope has been posting on 4chan off and on over the years, but why /tv/ of all places? Only Fishtank is arguably on-topic here.
This guy would be better off just owning up to raping a fifteen year old Marky Thompson, stop being cringe, and moving on with his life. I know it's difficult for a trust fund kid who really wanted to get into art school but got rejected to envision working a normal job when the grift is so good, but I think it would be good for everyone if he just made the pivot and left.

>>217419554
I know next to nothing about this guy, but something tells me that his listeners need more socialising - not less.

>>217419554
>blow a tranny
>blow two

>>217419554
He is just doing "how do you fellow kids" shit now. He is way out of touch. The fucking eye flares, what year is it, 2017?

>>217419783
That's not what they want to hear.

>>217419554
good advice, all of it

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>>217419554
>worships money and scams people
>fornicates and sodomizes teenagers as young as 16
>probably hasn't done an ounce of charity work in his life
>runs a degenerate big brother where he forces contestants to puke on eachother
"dude Im totally Christian" - Sam
>"it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God."
"that's in the Bible or some shit?" - also Sam
yeah, I think Im gonna pass on this guy, especially after the gorilla nest incident and the fact that Sam let an MMA retard walk all over him being unable to articulate more than a sentence on his alleged political positions

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>>217419554
The West needs you. These are troubled times. Stop "having fun".
"Fun" is not for men.
Stop smiling.
Always wear a suit.
Grow a beard.
Be cold.
Be serious.
Be stoic.
Grind for 21 hours a day.
Gym for 4 hours (while manosphere/conservative self-improvement/finance/motivational audiobooks/videos/podcast play on the background).
Take a 2min cold shower.
Read manosphere/conservative self-improvement/finance/motivational books for an hour.
Sleep for 3 hours (at most).
Monetize a hobby.
Get a passive income.
Always be ready to hop on a call with your clients and prospective businesses partners.
Never engage in casual sex.
Never drink alcohol.
Never play videogames.
Never consume sugar.
Never consume carbs.
Only eat at the end of your hard day of work as a reward, and never eat to fulfillment. Always stay hungry.
Drink 4L of water daily.
Never do drugs.
Take your pills.
Quit caffeine.
Quit movies, music, shows, videos or any form of "entertainment".
Go to Church.
Never watch porn.
Never masturbate.
Never sin.
Study the biology of female attraction.
Talk to that girl. With a serious face and calculated words.
Be a gentleman with her and with every woman.
Marry and provide for her and her kids.
Become a father.
Sacrifice yourself for your family.
Put your wife's needs above yours.
Grind relentlessly. No "rest" days.
Defend free speech online.
Defend the correct positions.
Enlist.
Fight for your country.
Bear the cross.
Responsibility.
Sacrifice.
Suffering.
Struggle.
It is hard. It is supposed to be.
Put. In. The. Work.
Now.

>>217419818
kek

>>217419647
>you can tell Sam worships the Dragon
Satan?

>>217419554
Why did Sam wait so long to get in on the Manosphere grift? It's not like he's doing this as a joke, he wants the fans he siphoned off Idubbbz to think he's cool since looking cool has always been his M.O
>Does Let's plays now
So Sam is hurting for money then. Doing Let's Play's after every other project is usually a sign that you need money fast and easy. I think everyone involved with MDE would be happier if they got jobs instead of pretending they're not lolcows

Andrew Wilson is better than Sam Hyde

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>>217419554
ARE YOU QUESTIONING MY MANLINESS?!? WOULD A GUY WHOS NOT MANLY DRINK FRESHLY SQUEEZED CRUST JUICE DIPPED IN BACON GREASE FOR EVERY MEAL? I DIDNT THINK SO!

>>217420092
>psychologically castrate yourself, abandon your hobbies, become frustrated, miserable and docile.
Isn't that how they get the taliban to blow themselves up?

>>217420092
No.

>>217419647
Grand?

>>217421182
He's only doing let's play's to give his gay lover Chris Lynch some clout.

>>217421387
I'd figure anything else would have been better than Let's Play's but Lynch doesn't seem very funny so Let's Play's seem like the easiest thing for him

>>217419554
>just generic advice minus two retarded things
Look, I can find sam and his crew funny. But I can't imagine the sack of shit that thinks that his "advice" is something to listen to. He's actually intellectually a bit dull and just bounces off others around him. That aside, they do have some amusing banter.

>>217419554
>oversocializing
The fuck is oversocializing?
>Debtmaxxxing
Having debt is a bad thing, why encourage people to have more? Also how the fuck do you stack cash when you're spending more than you have and going into debt? How are you going into debts if you're not chasing consumerism?

you losers can fight over nick mullen
nick roachfort is my bff

>>217421444
I guess it means socializing to the point you wear yourself out. I think? Having some alone time is good for you, as is being around others.

>>217421411
Yeah Chris can barely record a 30 minute let's play without sitting on his phone, which is why I think Sam is just doing him a huge favor (because he knows he doesn't have any Skills™ to make it in any enviroment outside the wigger office).
That and Sam has told him more than once on camera that he loves him.

>>217419554
>>Find a Mentor who can pass you down knowledge
Ie "Listen to me goy don't think for yourself."
MDE was shit and you're a faggot Sammy.

>>217421475
Chris is probably Sams favorite Wigger because Chris is too simple-minded to cause him any problems like Jet or openly hate him like Charls did

>bullet
>carotid
asap

>>217421519
Yeah, I don't really get that either. Unless youre an at risk kid living in poverty, you don't need a fucking mentor. Especially if your a grown ass man. Its Sam projecting his daddy issues.

>this week on amerigolems
two obviously obese unhygienic looking retards with all sorts of addictions from heavy drugs to alcohol to smoking, call you a hedonist and tell you to put your life back on track

>>217421588
They're still riding on being ironic like its the late 00's still.

The only time you should get into "debt" is when you actually buy a house.

>>217421621
In a decent world you shouldn't even need to go into debt to afford a house.

>>217420092
have two

>>217421659
Well we're not in one.