ITT: Characters you're slowly becoming
>>217419617Struggling with an overabundance of self awareness isn't exactly a Kendall problem.
Except you're not a billionaire you insufferable faggot
>>217419837shut up cunt
>>217419773Is this a humble brag?Having children and a house.
>>217419895*farts*
>>217419617DEH
>How do you mock Indians so well?>I think of a man, and I add the izzat and do the needful
>>217419895I'm turning into him. I have my own house but I drink and I'm getting fat. I also live with my girlfriend who thinks we're going to get married but I hate her. No kids yet.
warning: you are entering a construction zone
>>217420049My dad made fun of me the few times I brought home fat chicks even when I told him it was out of desperation.
>>217420054your hand is better than going through effort for no results.
>>217420069Kek, keep telling yourself that loser
>>217420095nta but I'd rather jack off than pork a fat chick. I tried it once and she smelled bad and ran out of breath quickly
>>217419617
>>217420054>>217420069Results. Let me tell you something about results. I started with a skinnyfat homebody. Conventionally attractive. Meek. Flat as a board - but flat is merely a foundation when you're building a temple. Now she can bench 215, wears a dress size with a higher number than her age, and could crush a ben wa ball into dust.Results. It was once said that great men plant trees who's shade they will never sit under. I've planted a tree that has grown into the heavens.
>>217419617I miss my number one boy...Anyways
>>217420252he really saved this movie hard. it was still bad but it wasn't horrendous due to the ken scenes.
>>217419764HECTOR, HECTOR
>>217419908I busted my ankle so I’m rolling around my place in my desk chair. Yesterday I made a pizza while sitting in it and I couldn’t stop picturing this scene.
>>217420437HECTOR
