Was it Star Wars fatigue?
>>217421491Incredibly over priced for so very little. 4800 dollars for two nights for two people to larp in a warehouse.
>>217421491>>217421523Apparently not only was it very expensive, but you couldn't actually relax since you were on a schedule to do things. So basically you were paying lots of money to get bossed around in a windowless warehouse.
>>217421523>>217421656This + the decision to make it ST themed was fucking insane, there are no iconic locations or characters or anything remotely interesting to work into the experience other than weird oblique references to the OT
>>217421656>but you couldn't actually relax since you were on a schedule to do things. So basically you were paying lots of money to get bossed aroundi blame social media, my sister went to Thailand and complained that they were just shuffled around from place to place so people could take photos. doesn't help that disney spent so much money buying he rights for SW and it was clear the movies didn't have the same impact as the originals or even the prequels
>>217421656Right, I've never heard anyone say "I love following rules and tight schedules on my vacation". What's the demographic for this? Clearly not the average fan you'd need a truly obsessed fan. There aren't enough of them to recoup this "resorts" 1 billion dollar price tag.
It was $5000 to go to prison.
>>217421694Hasn't that been Disney's problem since day 1 though? They want Star Wars to be the sequel trilogy not the original one. Oh the fucking hubris of the mouse.
>>217421726>it was clear the movies didn't have the same impact as the originals or even the prequelsI don't think alphoomers even remotely care about Star Wars anymore
>>217421491It looks lame. Already failed rule number one.
>>217421767>It was $5000 to go to prison.It kind of looked like one from the outside, yeah.
>>217421491watch Jenny Nicolson's 4 hour Star Wars Hotel review
>>217421918I'd rather watch Avatar: Fire and Ash instead since it's only 3 hours and 17 minutes.
>>217421882They didn’t even bother to build the outside look for the spaceship? Why? That sucks
>>217421882>no yardOof that's gotta be on rough prison
>>217421882looks like an abattoir
>>217421731>I love following rules and tight schedules on my vacationSuch people do exist, they plan every excursion and activity with laser precision, my mom is one
>wanted to re-watch the 4 hour review of the star wars hotel>look it up on YouTube>in the recommended videos tab, there's a 'reaction' to her video by a group of star wars podcast faggots>they shit on her video because they're diehard star wars/Disney cock riders, one of them vehemently disagrees with her, come to find out that he also stayed at the hotel, and called it "life changing"I knew faggots like this existed, but this is just too much. This hotel was clearly a scam, designed to extract every possible dollar, and the proof is in the pudding: the shit got closed down in like a year. But despite that, you still have some absolute mouth breathing manchild who literally runs a star wars podcast defending it/Disney like he's their fucking lawyer.
>>217421491>No Jabba the Hutt surrounded by bikini women sex slaves. >No random strangers at the bar offering you drugs and death sticks.>No Clone Troopers gunning down Jedi mercilessly with Order 66 >No Ewoks roasting and eating the bodies of dead stormtroopers>No random aliens walking up to you at the bar and telling you how ugly you look.>No Sith cutting down youngling baby Jedi while you eat lunch>No bounty hunters dragging in kills and captured preyDisney sanitized Star Wars too much. Pathetic
>>217421491yeah it wasn't just one thing they did wrong, it's more like they didn't do ANY of it right. The entire thing was prohibitively expensive. the rooms were literal shoe boxes that barely had enough room for 2 people. Having to keep up with a packed scheduel of activities. Most of those activities apparently weren't even that fun or cool. Everywhere you go there is some cringy faggot autist disney adult trying to larp, so you can't escape them. And on top of all that, they themed it around the worst era of the franchise and packed it to the brim with their shitty OC donutsteels.They fucked up literally everything
>>217421882No wonder they had to drive you to the entrance in a windowless box. Seeing that depressing "Starship" would make you turn back immediately.
>>217421491It costed up to $10,000 per night to spend the night in a warehouse LARPing like you're in a spaceship. It was doomed to fail.
