Peak cinema ahead?
Way too late
after bangers such as>Backroomsand >Skibidi toiletcan't wait for this one, this shit will nuke all uncslop chart I swear ong frfr
Will it mog the Grow a Garden movie tho?
>>217421662It would be funny if they realized the movie and the meme feels way too dated
>>217421691Its dated now, I have no idea why theyre doing it.
>>217421641>ParamountWhy am I not surprised it's from them? This also reminds me of that sitcom called "Selfie".
the west has fallen
>>217421819>I have no idea why theyre doing it.Studios just chase anything thats trending. Reminds me of that humble brag TASM 2 promo ideas
Literally why? It’ll take years before pre-production even starts, and that’s if the studio gives the green light. By the time this shit comes out, people will have moved on.
>>217421867SIX SEEEVEEEN
Wasn't there already fake news about a skibidi toilet movie?
>>217421968i think that one is actually real, OP is a meme
>>217421641Will there be fidget spinners on it too?>inbefore it's an ironic movie commenting on nonsensical trends
>>217421968Thats real, I remember reading something about the creator actually selling the rights or making some shitty deal with some huge agency/production/company/whatever and now seething that hes making no money from all the merchandise and shit. They are most definitely trying to capitalize on it with a shitty movie and everything else possibleAlso I think those are still very popular with literal toddlers, parents just let them watch it on their phones non-stop so it will still probably make lots of money
>>217421641Cast Jacob Tremblay
>>217421641>IMDB score of 6.7>>217421666Skibidi Toilet actually could make an interesting movie though.
>>217421819Bc paramount is a bunch of clueless old rich geezers in offices who hire hookers to be their secretaries so they can get in-house services, and then ask them what their fatherless kids think is cool, then take whatever they say and hire a marketing group and some accountants to put together an exploratory committee and focus group to market-test the concept with a feasibility study and a year later grab some spec scripts and spend 15minutes shoehorning this new trendy idea thats old and beat to death by then, into a film.
>>217421819>>217421641I feel like I have to repeat this at least 4 or 5 times a year, but "early stages of development" doesn't mean a god damn thing. Studios will VERY often just buy out the film rights and/or options for anything and everything that is popular, and then intentionally do fucking nothing with them. It's strategic asset denial. Paramont gives the kids something like 50-100K, and this ensures that no other studio will be able use that asset to create a billion dollar empire. Literally every studio does this all the time
>>217422106Zoomers deserve death
>>217421641apologize
>>217422197it's gen alpha you fucking retardzoomers are literally pushing 30 soon just so you know so the next time you open your illiterate low intelligence unc mouth again you think twice before posting
>>217422888What did zoomers accomplish, meme-wise? Did they create single meme?
>>217421839>SelfieWasn’t that supposed to be a modern version of My Fair Lady?
>>217421641“Hey, if I crop it just right, people will think it’s the legitimate movie news page Discussing Film, rather than the parody page Discussing Fish! Delightfully devilish!”
>>217422974>the value of a generation is measured in the amoutn of internet shithole memes they createdman common core surely raped everyone on that continent huh
>>217422888the oldest zoomers are pushing 30 but the youngest ones are still like 15 so yes Skibidi Toilet is a Zoomer meme (and maybe some of the oldest Alphas)>>217423070Yes. As a Millennial, my generation is the best because we created 4chan itself.
>>217423120>a Zoomer memeno?>a small irrelevant minority of a generation probably remembers X>meanwhile 100% of another generation was exposed to it and the meme itself appeared when the first individuals of this cohort got ipads with unrestricted internet access into their tiny little handsalphie meme, keep coping>we created 4chan itself.if creating a dogshit dead website full of bitter idiots is the biggest achievement of your generation then the bar honestly is not that high to begin with, you will see unc
>>217421641Apparently Brady's working on some 4-hour epic about Chinese immigrants in California set in the 1930s, or something like that.
>>217423120>As a Millennial, my generation is the best because we created 4chan itselfThis, unironically.
>>217423228The OLDEST members of Gen Alpha were about 13 years old when Skibidi Toilet came out. The meme splits the generations but there were more Zoomers than Alphas watching Skibidi Toilet.>if creating a dogshit dead website full of bitter idiots is the biggest achievement of your generation then the bar honestly is not that high to begin with, you will see uncsounds like somebody is seething because your generation isn't as based as mine. See pic-related? That meme is called Pepe. My generation made that. So lower your tone and respect your elders.
>>217423337>So lower your tone and respect your elders.kys senile retard
>>217421641Gen A are so blissfully unaware that they’re inheriting a dystopian hellscape where they will never own a home, and they will be treated like outsiders in their own homelands. Enjoy 67 while it lasts.
> Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)09:06:48 No.217423070▶>>217423120 > >>217422974 >>the value of a generation is measured in the amoutn of internet shithole memes they created> man common core surely raped everyone on that continent huh
>Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)09:18:56 No.217423228▶>>217423337 > >>217423120> >a Zoomer meme > no? >>a small irrelevant minority of a generation probably remembers X > >meanwhile 100% of another generation was exposed to it and the meme itself appeared when the first individuals of this cohort got ipads with unrestricted internet access into their tiny little hands > alphie meme, keep coping >>we created 4chan itself. > if creating a dogshit dead website full of bitter idiots is the biggest achievement of your generation then the bar honestly is not that high to begin with, you will see unc
>Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)09:31:24 No.217423399▶ > >>217423337 >>So lower your tone and respect your elders.> kys senile retard
@grok why is unc having a melty?
>>217422106Movie version of Skibidi Toilet would be massively dumbed down and they’d fuck the lore
> Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)09:38:47 No.217423496▶> @grok why is unc having a melty?
>>217423337basedfuck those whipper snappers
Still waiting for the trololo movie
>>217423337bodied those zoomer freaks lmao
>balding unc maldingjej
>>217421641What the fuck even is 6 7, I seriously have no idea what it means or where it came from and I feel that a lot of people are in that same boat with me, even the mongoloid zoomers who parrot it
>>217423626glowie forced meme
>>217423439>>217423459>>217423472>>217423551The (((((people))))) who do this shit know how absolutely spastic this makes them look right? Like it’s as if I can see the trembling hands carefully trying and failing the captcha until they brute force it and then sit back smugly yet still shaking in anger. Or are they THAT lacking in any self awareness whatsoever lol
>>217421641discussingfish screenshot, if you fell for it, you're a retard
>>217421641Post ending in 67 gets to direct
>>2174216766 7
>Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)09:51:40 No.217423676▶ > >>217423439 (You) > >>217423459 (You) > >>217423472 (You) >>>217423551 (You)> The (((((people))))) who do this shit know how absolutely spastic this makes them look right? Like it’s as if I can see the trembling hands carefully trying and failing the captcha until they brute force it and then sit back smugly yet still shaking in anger. Or are they THAT lacking in any self awareness whatsoever lol
>>217422069this movie was funny desu
>>217423676>Hating basedjaks in the big 26.Are you a tranny?
>>217421641It's baffling to me that soiennials have so much difficulty understanding this meme. It's literally just The Game
>>217421662My nephew was saying this shit last year. So I got him a 6 7 Christmas card. When he opened it I had to remind him what the reference was.
chat is this real?
>>217423337>MFW Zoomers and alphas are fighting over who gets Skibidi Toilet because they have absolutely zero culture and worship niggers when not watching shitty Gmod videosBAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY... MY.... MY SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDES AAAHAHAHA
>>217424387>they have absolutely zero culture and worship niggersthat's been every generation since baby boomers
>>217424451Nuh uh white guys used to listen to rock and worship skaters when I was growing up.
>>217421662You're right. It's just like how the hollyjews are planning to make a Labubu movie even though the Labubu fad has already died down. The hollyjews are ALWAYS behind the curve.
>Memes come and go like a fart on the wind>Prod. companies still try to make bank off themWhy? Just, why?
>>217422197Correct.
>>217424632>fart on the windDON"T POST IT
This will be the most confusingly titled franchise ever
>>217423626I went on a trip to Italy not too long ago and while we were on the bus traveling through the cities, there would be groups of kids going to or from school, on some field trip or whatever, and they would all do that 6 7 shit to the bus as it past by.You don't get it because you're not under 20. We all do stupid shit when we're kids, trying to be part of a group or whatever.
>>217424104dude
>>217425432>WeNPCs?
>>217423337Lol this really upset the lil broccoli heads
>>217421641Releasing a movie about a meme that's already over is typical Hollywood.
>Discussingfilm Cringe meme account
>>217421641Is the Skibidi Toilet adaptation still in the works?
Internet memes live for like a week these days.Bane
>>217425465I'm talking about doing stupid shit when you're a kid, as part of some in-joke that older people don't understand, because a big part of being a kid is social identity and finding your place among a group of like-minded people that become your friends. With the internet and social media being so accessible, it makes sense that the stupid shit kids do will reach a much wider audience in the same way we heard stories and rumors about people from faraway places that just got past by word of mouth and became kid lore.
>>217421641Millenial here, are gen Alphas as bad or worse than Zoomers?I noticed that Zoomers even if they call themselves “Neo Nazis” are still obsessed with Negro culture.And a lot are Bisexual, they don’t even see that as a problem.A lot of Zoomers are now larping as early 2000s Neo Cons, which is being bizarre to me.But the incel thing must be false, most of the Zoomers i worked with had girlfriends.
>>21742164167 is just sneed for gen alpha. If you have any negative emotions towards this then you're beyond redemption. Let the kids have their fun.
>>217425840It's just funny that the grandchildren of Gen X and children of Zoomers are going to be called Betas, lol.
>>217425871Yeah that’s funny, calling them Beta males will be accurate and they won’t be able to do anything against it.I bet a lot of the men will become either serial killers or super mega zogbot soldiers to cope with the fact that they will be LITERAL BETA MALES.
>>217423626It was the same as Chicken Jockey, it was just a meaningless trigger word for freaking out. The freaking out in itself is the joke, like the secret word from Pee-wee.
>>217421641Hollywood doesn't even realize how dead it is, does it?
>>217425911>calling them Beta malesThat just goes to show how out of it most Internet info is.The behaviorist who first started to use the terms would have said the weakest member of the herd would be the omega.The beta is actually the second STRONGEST member, always waiting for the chance to kill the alpha and take over.
>>217421641>The Brutalist
>>217425842This. Alphas are actually more relatable to me than zoomers
>>217424104Maybe he cringed internally in the way you do as a kid when adults try to understand and play along with your inside-jokesBodied that nephew desu
>>217426103>The beta is actually the second STRONGEST member, always waiting for the chance to kill the alpha and take over.This copypasta will be posted 2 million times a day as a mantra by Gen Beta Male in 10 years.
I have the perfect plot>basically ripoff of poontypool>kids start repeating 6 7>little do they know it's a linguistic virus which turns them into psychopaths infested with demonic energy>main character is trying to keep his 2nd kid from hearing the virus phrase after his 1st kid is infected in school>ends up accidently saying it himself in casual conversation>kid kills father>musical dance number as closer
Bros Im thinking of foraying into the cine field what do you think? I wanna start my own film production studios which runs on low budgets but makes kickass films the society will never forget. I also want to appeal to the next generation and the kids these days whaddaya call them "gen zee" or whatever. So I'd keep cool catchy in-trend names like>Avocado toast productions haha get it those kids will eat it up. The first movie is "dude wheres my job" and is a take on the surreal AI advancements in real life that leaves a generation unemployed. The second short film is "dude wheres my house" and focuses on how skyhigh rent prices and housing costs are making life hell for the gen zee. "Unc at the func" Part 1 will be a family friendly movie about attending functions and chatting with uncles. It will be a comedy cum drama. "The ongod father" will be our oscar winner that breaks out into mainstream our studios. It's about a wise old man who listens to everything and goes "on God fr bruh" and he keeps the whole neighborhood running. but he is killed by evil boomers and the rest of film is killing boomers. Whaddya think?
>>217426383>makes kickass films the society will never forget.
>>217421641i'm still waiting for the rage comics movie
Zoomer holocaust when?
>>217422106holy shit is this fucking stupid
We currently live in the gayest timeline to ever exist. Holy fucking nigger balls….
>>217423516Michael Bay is making a Skibidi Toilet movie. anon.
>>217421641It'll come out in 2027, which will be more than a year after everyone moved on to about 2 dozen other new brainrot gen alpha memes.
>>217426289oh fuck probably
>>217424104Pssh, get with the times, grandpa. That meme is so three months ago.
>>217424550That's the inherent problem with trying to capitalize on fads that will last 3-6 months when production of a movie takes 12-18 months minimum.
>>217426355>pontypooljesus christ, there's a fucking deep cut.
>>217427778thankfully, AI will be able to churn out meme movies in a week so Hollywood can capitalize on the epic memes at their peak
>>217427348
>File: angry_soy_buckteeth_wojak(...).png (144 KB, 1024x1024)144 KB>Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)09:18:56 No.217423228▶>>217423337 #> >>217423120 #> >a Zoomer meme> no?>>a small irrelevant minority of a generation probably remembers X> >meanwhile 100% of another generation was exposed to it and the meme itself appeared when the first individuals of this cohort got ipads with unrestricted internet access into their tiny little hands> alphie meme, keep coping>>we created 4chan itself.> if creating a dogshit dead website full of bitter idiots is the biggest achievement of your generation then the bar honestly is not that high to begin with, you will see unc
>wood can capitalize on the epic memes at their peak>>>>Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)14:10:16 No.217427874▶>File: murdoch.gif (2.46 MB, 512x256)>2.46 MB> >>217427348>>>>Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)14:10:53 No.217427886▶>File: 1743370454569736.jpg (52 KB, 782x788)>52 KB> >> File: angry_soy_buckteeth_wojak(...).png (144 KB, 1024x1024)> 144 KB> >Anonymous 01/18/26(Sun)09:18:56 No.217423228▶>>217423337 #> > >>217423120 #> > >a Zoomer meme> > no?> >>a small irrelevant minority of a generation probably remembers X> > >meanwhile 100% of another generation was exposed to it and the meme itself appeared when the first individuals of this cohort got ipads with unrestricted internet access into their tiny little hands> > alphie meme, keep coping> >>we created 4chan itself.
>>217422106>thing happens>slightly bigger thing happens>repeat until video is overRepeat unto eternityComedy gold
>>217425842It's the game ackshually
