It's literally that easy
Just be handsome, rich and exotic.
>>217426580>exoticI am Indian so checked
>>217426620>I am Indianlmao yuck
>>217425870WE'RE EATING. YOU'RE TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME AND I'M EATING.
>>217426620You already failed at the first hurdle
>>217426580thisdumb thread
>>217426638>>217426744Hey now. Be nice.
>>217425870Bardem isn't nearly good looking enough for this to be believable
>>217425870>It's literally that easy
Just write a retarded script where literally anything is possible bro
>>217425870YOURE CHARMING THE PANTS OFF ME
Just follow these two easy steps:1) Be attractive2) Don't be unattractive
>>217426804This has happened to me several times
May I meet you?
>>217426804lmao I don’t know why this made me laugh
>>217426804most unrealistic thing about this scene is that he'd be able to bust or even get hard if he's already that drunk
>>217426804Can you even get a boner when you're that drunk
I offered to take a girl I just met with me to L.A. back in the 90s. Ended up being completely ostracized by everyone in my small town as a weirdo after she turned me down and started telling people.
>>217426889No
>>217426620he said exotic, not toxic
>>217426862Kek, imagine saying that to a modern woman today.Boomers are fucking delusional.
>>217425870always has been even when it wasn't
>>217426881He was sobering up. If you get drunk (but not completely blackout drunk), stop drinking for a bit and somehow avoid sleeping, you get into a weird second wind state.
>>217426877that jump cut is ridiculous
>>217426801He's married to Penelope Cruz who he met on a movie when she was 17 and had multiple lengthy sex scenes with her, meanwhile your mom barely tolerates you.
>>217426620One shot at life and that's what you got? I hope for your sake reincarnation is real
>>217425870Oh hey. It's the scary guy from No Country for Told Men. He looks so much better without that fucking bowl cut.
>>217426804What movie?
>>217427496he used to be typecast as the ugly retard in spain before he made it in hollywood
>>217426889Yes. I haven't had any problems with erections even after downing 18-24 beers.
>>217426620This literally made me lol. Thanks
>>217425870was he a serial killer?
>>217427704Ohhhh, someone dangerous, violent, and I can fix him!
>>217427484There's 1 in 6 chance to be born an Indian, bruh.
>>217425870before smartphones, if you did this, and it didn't work, you could just go somewhere else and try again. That's the difference, now you don't have time to practice and get experienced, if you make a mistake that a woman finds funny, you're getting broadcasted to everyone on the internet.I don't have any faith for the future.
>>217425870>It's literally that easyIt is if you type it in a AI roleplay simulator, and this is what movies are for screenwriters, roleplay simulators.In reality they would've gotten the ick as soon as he blurted out the try-hard cheesy pick up line of "what color are your eyes?" out of nowhere with zero buildup lol. I can just imagine the turbo virgin that wrote this scene.
>>217427962The original pick up artist crowd that dressed like idiots and used prepared lines and conversations would get destroyed if their attempts would have been broadcast right away
>>217428039I need to see this scene except he has his no country for old men haircut and outfit
>>217428039the ick is good, it means the woman care about you, its the first step.
Well, if Woody Allen says so...
>>217425870Is this the sequel to No Country for Old Men?
>>217428039>I can just imagine the turbo virgin that wrote this scene.
>>217428057a lot of those books were designed to hit on pre-smartphone women in Los Angeles.I spoke to a zoomer not so long ago, and apparently his generation thinks it's strange to approach women in real life first without going through an app. Western civilisation isn't coming back from that.
>>217425870Yes, she is one of the biggest whores in Hollywood.
>>217428116didn't this guy molest kids?
>>217428123It's still ok to do it bars but i don't know who does it in places like metro, street, grocery store ect. Sounds like some free use porn fantasy that you could just harass women like that and ask their number in public.
>>217428180You're confusing him with the American president.
>>217428116>pedophile that married his step daughter who he met when she was 7 years old >writes scenes about picking up women
>>217426580I'm white with blue eyes so I'm exotic in most of the world.Maybe why I could see this working for me in nonwhite countries.
>>217428180No, that's a story made up by Mia Farrow while she was off her meds and otherwise abusing her dozen adopted children (several of whom later died by suicide they were so fucked up by how she 'raised' them). Woody was investigated and proven innocent.
>>217428225Rent free.
>>217426881If the Irish couldn’t fuck while drunk there would be no Irish.
>>217425870This really feels like he's going to slowly torture them to death over several months before wearing their skins as a coat.Do women really?
>>217428283>Woody was investigated and proven innocent.lol imagine believing hollywood jew lawyers. this might be somewhat believable if he hadn't become "romantically" involved with a girl he knew very closely since she was 7 years old
>>217428180It was a misunderstanding, the kids didn't know what consent was and never told him to stop and Woody thought they were into it.
>>217428083>I like your eyes. Will you come look at art with me?
>>217428423>he's going to slowly torture them to death over several months before wearing their skins as a coat.that's basically the same as pregnancy so it short circuits their brains.
>>217428464>a girl he knew very closely since she was 7 years oldeven mia farrow says woody wasn't a part of soon-yi's life until she was 18imagine being this disingenuous
>>217428516>some drugged up actress doesn't notice that her husband is fucking her adopted children all who conveniently commit suicide years later or end up marrying himlmao
>believing woody is a kiddy fiddler despite no evidence and a criminal investigation that proved him innocent, purely because his literally psycho ex said he did it (coincidentally immediately after he pissed her off) and you must #believewomen and he gives you #theickis there anything more reddit?
Desu I just hate Woody Allen and want to see him ruined, I don't really care about the reason.
>>217425870>>217426804Lol ok
>>217428221that's the irony, it's the women watching the free use porn and then asking why men aren't masculine anymore when they attempt to ban contact.
>>217426804based mcnutty
