It's literally that easy
Just be handsome, rich and exotic.
>>217426580>exoticI am Indian so checked
>>217426620>I am Indianlmao yuck
>>217425870WE'RE EATING. YOU'RE TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME AND I'M EATING.
>>217426620You already failed at the first hurdle
>>217426580thisdumb thread
>>217426638>>217426744Hey now. Be nice.
>>217425870Bardem isn't nearly good looking enough for this to be believable
>>217425870>It's literally that easy
Just write a retarded script where literally anything is possible bro
>>217425870YOURE CHARMING THE PANTS OFF ME
Just follow these two easy steps:1) Be attractive2) Don't be unattractive
>>217426804This has happened to me several times
May I meet you?
>>217426804lmao I don’t know why this made me laugh
>>217426804most unrealistic thing about this scene is that he'd be able to bust or even get hard if he's already that drunk
>>217426804Can you even get a boner when you're that drunk
I offered to take a girl I just met with me to L.A. back in the 90s. Ended up being completely ostracized by everyone in my small town as a weirdo after she turned me down and started telling people.
>>217426889No
>>217426620he said exotic, not toxic
>>217426862Kek, imagine saying that to a modern woman today.Boomers are fucking delusional.
>>217425870always has been even when it wasn't
>>217426881He was sobering up. If you get drunk (but not completely blackout drunk), stop drinking for a bit and somehow avoid sleeping, you get into a weird second wind state.
>>217426877that jump cut is ridiculous
>>217426801He's married to Penelope Cruz who he met on a movie when she was 17 and had multiple lengthy sex scenes with her, meanwhile your mom barely tolerates you.
>>217426620One shot at life and that's what you got? I hope for your sake reincarnation is real
>>217425870Oh hey. It's the scary guy from No Country for Told Men. He looks so much better without that fucking bowl cut.
>>217426804What movie?
>>217427496he used to be typecast as the ugly retard in spain before he made it in hollywood
>>217426889Yes. I haven't had any problems with erections even after downing 18-24 beers.
>>217426620This literally made me lol. Thanks
>>217425870was he a serial killer?
>>217427704Ohhhh, someone dangerous, violent, and I can fix him!
>>217427484There's 1 in 6 chance to be born an Indian, bruh.
>>217425870before smartphones, if you did this, and it didn't work, you could just go somewhere else and try again. That's the difference, now you don't have time to practice and get experienced, if you make a mistake that a woman finds funny, you're getting broadcasted to everyone on the internet.I don't have any faith for the future.
>>217425870>It's literally that easyIt is if you type it in a AI roleplay simulator, and this is what movies are for screenwriters, roleplay simulators.In reality they would've gotten the ick as soon as he blurted out the try-hard cheesy pick up line of "what color are your eyes?" out of nowhere with zero buildup lol. I can just imagine the turbo virgin that wrote this scene.
>>217427962The original pick up artist crowd that dressed like idiots and used prepared lines and conversations would get destroyed if their attempts would have been broadcast right away
>>217428039I need to see this scene except he has his no country for old men haircut and outfit
>>217428039the ick is good, it means the woman care about you, its the first step.
Well, if Woody Allen says so...
>>217425870Is this the sequel to No Country for Old Men?
>>217428039>I can just imagine the turbo virgin that wrote this scene.
>>217428057a lot of those books were designed to hit on pre-smartphone women in Los Angeles.I spoke to a zoomer not so long ago, and apparently his generation thinks it's strange to approach women in real life first without going through an app. Western civilisation isn't coming back from that.
>>217425870Yes, she is one of the biggest whores in Hollywood.
>>217428116didn't this guy molest kids?
>>217428123It's still ok to do it bars but i don't know who does it in places like metro, street, grocery store ect. Sounds like some free use porn fantasy that you could just harass women like that and ask their number in public.
>>217428180You're confusing him with the American president.
>>217428116>pedophile that married his step daughter who he met when she was 7 years old >writes scenes about picking up women
>>217426580I'm white with blue eyes so I'm exotic in most of the world.Maybe why I could see this working for me in nonwhite countries.
>>217428180No, that's a story made up by Mia Farrow while she was off her meds and otherwise abusing her dozen adopted children (several of whom later died by suicide they were so fucked up by how she 'raised' them). Woody was investigated and proven innocent.
>>217428225Rent free.
>>217426881If the Irish couldn’t fuck while drunk there would be no Irish.
>>217425870This really feels like he's going to slowly torture them to death over several months before wearing their skins as a coat.Do women really?
>>217428283>Woody was investigated and proven innocent.lol imagine believing hollywood jew lawyers. this might be somewhat believable if he hadn't become "romantically" involved with a girl he knew very closely since she was 7 years old
>>217428180It was a misunderstanding, the kids didn't know what consent was and never told him to stop and Woody thought they were into it.
>>217428083>I like your eyes. Will you come look at art with me?
>>217428423>he's going to slowly torture them to death over several months before wearing their skins as a coat.that's basically the same as pregnancy so it short circuits their brains.
>>217428464>a girl he knew very closely since she was 7 years oldeven mia farrow says woody wasn't a part of soon-yi's life until she was 18imagine being this disingenuous
>>217428516>some drugged up actress doesn't notice that her husband is fucking her adopted children all who conveniently commit suicide years later or end up marrying himlmao
>believing woody is a kiddy fiddler despite no evidence and a criminal investigation that proved him innocent, purely because his literally psycho ex said he did it (coincidentally immediately after he pissed her off) and you must #believewomen and he gives you #theickis there anything more reddit?
Desu I just hate Woody Allen and want to see him ruined, I don't really care about the reason.
>>217425870>>217426804Lol ok
>>217428221that's the irony, it's the women watching the free use porn and then asking why men aren't masculine anymore when they attempt to ban contact.
>>217426804based mcnutty
>>217428695dude he married his adopted daughter who he did in fact know since she was 7 years old. those are facts, and we're supposed to believe he only became "romantically" involved with her when she suddenly became legal around 21 years old? lmao get real, it's enough to draw any reasonable conclusion that he was fucking her while she was underage.
>>217426804I was so drunk and had whiskey dick really badly, and was in that state where you’re butting up against blacking out, but not quite there yet. I got up to take a piss at one point, forgetting that I had a rubber on, and filled it up like a water balloon.
>>217426804Damn she is very sexy>>217426801Dude he's really not uglier than say Manuel Ferrera and that guy could probably walk into a bar and have a threesome with two girls there any given saturday.>>217428499keksounds like the next PUA meme"make her think of you like a pregnancy"
>>217428789women don't know how to let men down without eviscerating them, I don't care for women.
>>217428969nta, but Woody Allen is Muslim? You're telling me for the first time.
>>21742822548 posts.
>>217428789lol
Why is the "two characters meet and jump cut to sex scene" trope so popular?
>>217428789Like she’s some fucking prize.
>>217429150Because it's kino.
>>217428789not-fat women under 30 think they are billionaires, and the worst part is that men propagate this idea by just giving women heaps and heaps of cash for the sole purpose of being treated like a human being. Only a World War is going to fix this.
>>217426580>exoticNothing exotic about a spanish man in spain.
>>217428984Never piss. The piss fills the balls and keeps you hard.
>>217429150Just jews destroying love and everything beautiful and good no biggie
>>217429212dating apps, social media, and cosmetics have created a culture of delusional hypergamous narcissistic women.
>>217426804>>217429010She's a pornstar. Kek.>>217427573The Wire Season 2 Episode 8.>>217427131How
>>217428789Shouldn't have touched her from behind, or at all. Tough gig approaching a girl that's with her friends at a table, could only possibly work if you're very handsome or charismatic.
>>217427962It's easier now if you are in the right place and aren't an ugly hairy blimp. You don't need slick pickup lines or to be super clever, you just have to be upbeat, charming, and vaguely funny. You don't even have to be really funny, just be confident in the stupid joke you are telling like you know it's stupid but it doesn't matter because you are shipping it anyways and girls will eat that up. They say they like the humor but they really just like the confidence. The real problem is maintaining a relationship, much more brutal
>>217429729>much more brutalBrutal how
>>217429729I've a feeling there are two types of guys, guys that find it easy to flirt and get laid, but difficult to be in a relationship, and guys that are the other way around.
>>217426804Is that random Naboo Royal Guard man from Star Wars?
>>217428937I would not stick my peenor into that ugly bitch even if she was begging for it. I've got to much respect for my wang
>>217425870funny how its the most goblin looking kike writing this pseudo alpha pretend shitsomeone post the welles quote
>>217429729I don't like the word confidence, it's such a nothing word, I wish people would stop using it, what people really mean is that you feel prepared, which is impossible on the grand scale, but at least you can imagine how to fake being prepared more effectively.
>>217429341It's interesting how evil works in this world. Incels convince themself that sex is evil because they can't get sex. Then they maliciously try to restrict the amount that other people have sex because they aren't having anything, while telling other people that having sex is evil. Incels are evil but evil tries to tell itself and others that it is good.
>>217429150Jews can't into love and nuanced romance and they disaster lives where they only get flashes of feelings and emotions from their chaotic sexual escapades and 1 night stands, so to them this is a clever way of being efficient about something they don't even understand to begin with
>>217426804I look like this and act like this
>>217426804the jumpcut isn't meant to be a timeskip, it's actually an accurate reflection of him blacking out and regaining his memory mid-shag
>>217425870Written by a kidfucking juden.
>>217428789>visibly sloppy, shit spilled on his shirt, stumbling drunkenly>touches her from behind before even starting the conversation>shitty facial hair, shitty haircutit was never not going to be over the real question is why someone was recording in the first place
>>217428828>it's the women watching the free use pornis this true? is free use porn significantly preferred by women?
>>217426804isn't that literally rape? he's drunk and she's taking advantage of thatfucking disgusting
>>217429877Confidence IS the right word. If things don't go well you should confidently terminate your own chances with a girl. I've had girls come back around to me after I shut them down because it wasn't working out. Guys are just so pussy hungry they keep at it which is retarded. There are other attractive girls out there, don't be a faggot and just say no to getting your dick wet with the first warm body that will let you. Have some fucking dignity. Conversations should be smooth and organic, and everything you say should be with confidence like you mean it and don't care what she says back. You can't prepare for the dumb shit women say to you other than to expect it>>217429821It's fun to get to know a girl and then get into a committed relationship with her, it's less fun to be locked in with her and get drug around to do stupid stuff with her and have your schedule monopolized by her especially when you just want to chill the fuck out. Doubly brutal when she drags you to events and you find the other girls there just as or more attractive and you can't really make a move. I suppose that's what makes love worth it though, subjecting yourself to a person long enough that you get used to it and enjoy it. Idk I haven't gotten there yet
>>217429882nta, but I think having casual sex and then throwing babies in the trash afterwards is more evil than simply not having sex in the first place.
>>217429877You can't possibly have believed this was some profound or interesting insight worth sharing.
>>217425870Lmfaooo this scene is hilarious i genuinely thought it was going to become a parody or comedy thing.
>>217430023you misheard me, I think confidence is a bad word, you're just too lazy to write out, "be prepared" or, "don't doubt yourself", "trust your gut".
>>217429150because it's a relatable scenario which has happened to pretty much anyone
>>217430039yeah yeah fuck you too Einstein
>>217430022
>>217430157This is intentionally designed to demoralize, mindbreak and subvert society btw.
>>217430157no way the ones who did this didn't know how stupid this looks
>>217428123>>217428221zoomer herebars and clubs are still fine to approach women but I'd consider it highly unusual to pick a women up by straightup walking up to her and broadcasting the intention, usually the interaction has to feel "organic", like you're both part of groups that started mixing, or something happened in the bar that you both made comments about to each other, or you offered her/were asked for a cigarette. Cigarettes in general are the fucking king, I've met so many women and friends in general on nights out solely through smoking. Cold approaching women outside of bars is unheard of for people my age, and "asking a woman out" in an environment like school or university is a retarded risk; the same applies to meeting via "mutual friends", whereby asking a girl out within a social group risks fucking up the group dynamic if you get rejected. It's even worse when you recall that gen Z has demonised having a crush on a girl you're already friends with, so that route (which I know for a fact was the bedrock of many romances for most of human history) has been fucked over too. Meeting a girl via a shared hobby is also similarly a bad idea, I go climbing for instance, and if I asked a girl out at my climbing gym I'd instantly risk getting kicked out for being a creep if I got rejected. Dating apps, speaking from experience, are ultimately the safest and most reliable way of getting girls, every other route opens you up to way too much social risk. My own relationship is an anomaly here, I met this girl totally randomly via university, but nobody else I know has anything like it. I personally blame the fact that a man finding a woman attractive, as a concept, has become a fundamentally "negative" connotation in my generation's zeitgeist, particularly by women.
>>217430157Kek this is modern day puritanism. How come the guy gets accused of rape if they both were drunk and had sex?
>>217430225only men are held accountable
>>217430198It’s just the female version of incelism. Instead of ”sex is degenerate” it’s ”sex is harasment”.
>>217430222> if I asked a girl out at my climbing gym I'd instantly risk getting kicked out for being a creep if I got rejected.That can't possibly be true, but somewhere like that, you can organically start a conversation, if the vibe is there, it's just going to make sense to ask her out, you can't be as forward as in a bar.
>>217430256
>>217430290to be fair I am exaggerating, it's definitely entirely possible for me to pick a girl up from my climbing gym, but my point is more than the potential risks aren't worth it so it's never gonna be an avenue I'd seriously pursue if I was single.
>>217430321Amazing argumentation, retard.
>>217428969>dude he married his adopted daughter>those are factshe didn't adopt her, you retarded fucking redditor>>217428969>we're supposed to believe he only became "romantically" involved with her when she suddenly became legal around 21 years old? lmao get real, it's enough to draw any reasonable conclusion that he was fucking her while she was underageyou think he's a pedophile because he was fucking an underage girlyou think he was fucking an underage girl because he's a pedophilethis is called circular reasoning and is a hallmark of a moronic brainkys
>>217426804movie?
>>217429869Wei is a cutie though
>>217430395Kill yourself, kike.
>>217430451Vittu mikä kallu oot :D
>>217429026It's on purpose, dude. It makes them feel better about themselves especially if the guy takes it badly
>>217430422kek the psycho bitch who accused him of kiddy diddling admits he wasn't a part of soon-yi's life until she was 18 and mia asked him to mentor her but that's not enough for these redditors, they even think mia's lying lmfao
>>217428695Doesn't he make movies where his self insert sleeps with 14/15 year olds?
>>217430553no, lil zoom zoom
>>217430451oh moi gawd
>>217429026It's on purpose dude, you're giving them too much credit
>>217430553In one of his 70's movies, (maybe Annie Hall) he has a "friend" tell him his call interrupted him screwing two 16 year squealing old girls. He put extra emphasis on the "SIXTEEN" years old to make sure we get the idea he loves young pussy.
>>217425870Start doing this.
