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what if THIS Avatar were on Pandora!?!
>>217426416He'd learn the ways of the na'vi, he's good at learning shitThen he'd bake bread
>>217426428kek
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>"Where is my sky anon bf...?"
>>217426366Thoughts on the Miley Cyrus soundtrack for Avatar: Fire and Ash?https://youtu.be/6rrSeNLcsTE
>>217426616I hate Miley Cyrus
why did they fly out of the base unmolested when the entire ash fleet along with the colonel was in the air? This was shown 10 seconds before the escape.
>>217426641Why?
>>217426662Because they lost them and the entire base was in disarray. They relied too much on automated defense and Quaritch inviting the Mangkwan in made the entire perimeter permeable, which is why Ardmore was seething at him.
>>217426616Unironically good, even though I generally don't like her or her music.
>>217426616The Weeknd's was much better, this melody doesn't suit Miley.
reminder that the na'vi have dolphin vaginas
>>217427279I will be Tuk's bf next movie
sex with jake
Dead franchise.
>>217426616Not terrible, but it's the worst of the 3 end credits songs so far.It has an oddly downbeat and melancholy vibe which might have been better suited for if this movie was more like Empire Strikes Back or Infinity War, where the bad guys win and the heroes will face impossible odds next time- but that didn't happen. It's a triumphant happy ending which the song doesn't reflect
>>217427480Mansk has been living on a rock in the ocean, biding his time through all the battle scenes where he could die so he can swoop in during the timeskip to swap sides and woo Tuk right as she's coming of ageJimbo can only sit in his (director's) chair and watch
The RDA could win if they used laser pointers to distract the navi
>>217426536>Lyle spends his days running from Ash Navi women who want to pin him down and steal his purity of essence so they can birth strong hybrid warriors for the clan
>>217428198Lyle and Selfridge both are pure subtle comedy
>BOX OFFICE UPDATEFaA is up to 1.32 billies, taking in ~90mil this week globally vs 130mil last week, a drop of ~30%.>FaA vs 28 Years Later: The Bone TempleFaA has beaten Bone Temple on its opening weekend by a couple millie, continuing to be #1 at the box office.>What next?Historically, the falloff becomes less and less at this stage. We can assume an average falloff of below 30% weekly from here on out. At this rate, FaA would surpass 1.5 billies in four more weeks, though it would be unlikely to hit 1.6 billies.
>>217428350It would be really funny if quaritch named the baby some earth name like bobby or billy, completly disregarding varang that want to call it the na'vi equivalant of "bringer of fire and death"
>>217428466what's wrong with naming your son Billy Firerapist
>>217428466He should give the kid a name that carried the meaning Varang would want and still be a good strong human name.>Ash for a boy>Cinder for a girl
>>217428466Acrually he's super cheesy so he'd probably go with "ashley" if it's a girl.
>>217426536>a-anon...
>first night with your na'vifu and she realizes humans are better endowed than male na'vi
>>217428350Add $50 to FaA. Wife and I saw it last night in 3D. It was cool
>>217428574you just know
>>217428574>>217428591What did she mean by this?
>>217426366Watching A1 now. Haven't watched it since 2009.50 mins in so far. Such a good script. Joy to watch. Also young Neytiri is such a cutie, it's unreal. Also I wish they've kept that toned down color grading in the sequels. Somehow despite being technically more dated aesthetically and cinematic wise it still looks better than the sequels.
>>217423611>"Neytiri" this, "Varang" that...No mention of Kiri? Sure is reddit.
>>217428672>What did she mean by this?"I love to have sex with my husband"
>>217428672I don't get it, he's rubbing it on his beard? What trend is this?
>>217428198>give me some, skyman!>no, give ME some!
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>>217428719>Also young Neytiri is such a cutieShe really is, she’s the heart of the movie. If you don’t fall in love with her then the movie just doesn’t hit as well as it should.
>>217428719Avatar 1 is still a fantastic movie. It's a damn shame they made such a campaign to disparage it. Now so many normies won't give it a chance since they've already passively absorbed the opinion that it's similar to other movies, which most movies are since stories are made from archetypes. I love that Cameron is still making them since they still have that spirit of early 00's instead of modern movies.
>I HATE PINKSKINS SO FUCKING MUCHZ-zoe that's not in the script, you're supposed to say "sky demons".
>>217428563Do you think she has bones like this through her pussy lips too?
>>217426366I like papyrus.
It's wild how much the tech has improved between Avatar 1 and Avatar 2 & 3. I mean, the first one still looks amazing, but the sequels look outright like real-life, despite how alien the world is.
>>217429380God I wish I was a pink skin
>>217429380Except notably Varang only knows the blue version of Quaritch and never laid eyes on the pink one
I know they aren't biologically related, but isn't it weird that Kiri and Spider are starting a relationship despite both having the same adoptive parents?
>>217429380Wonder how Neytiri feels about being one of the only 2 Na'vi women to ever marry a pinkskin in the entirety of history lmao
>>217429451>huh ackshtualy
>>217429451just like she wouldn't see any of our own pathetic human meatsack forms if we were in Quaritch's place
cameron filmed three exactly identical movies and they all broke records because he used 3d animation correctly
>>217429380I still think Neytiri holding hatred towards Spider and her children's human features after raising them for 15+ years is bad writing. Hate the ones destroying your home, sure, but the others don't make sense.
>>217429331The whale scene looked like a ps3 game
>>217429470Spider didn't get adopted by the family until very recently/in this movie. For most of his life he's just been like a stray cat, always around. It's especially a stretch to call Neytiri his adoptive mother, all she's done is said "I see you" to him
>>217429539>nearly identical
The Spider sacrifice scene was the most bewildering thing I've seen in a theater. I can't believe they put that in mass appeal slop like this. And Spider goes on like nothing lol. I assume the lack of natural breathing has destroyed his brain
>>217429539>identicalnothis rhetoric has to stop they are all different anyone who says this hasnt see all 3 films at least 3 times
>>217429331In a weird way the hyper realism of 2 and 3 ended up being 'less impressive because it looks so real you assume it's real'. When you realize how much is CGI it is insanely impressive, but in watching it I had almost no suspension of disbelief because my lizard brain just assumed it was real. There were some moments where that suspension fell off and it felt more like a clear video game, but the tech is really good.>>217429545It's to be expected. Half-and-halfs have a struggle with acceptance. There's horror stories of kids who look more white being treated better than their siblings by their parents, this is just the dynamic in reverse. My issue is more that her hatred got resolved really quickly and Jake switched on the kill-spider-question really quickly.But the impression for 2 and 3 up to that point (Changed after that) had really been that spider was 100% a family member to the kids, Jake viewed him more like a friend of the family than his own kid and Neytiri didn't even really acknowledge his existence.>>217429627Frankly as spider I'd have demanded Jake look me in the eye, but Spider is honestly more Na'vi in spirit than Jake is so rider of last shadow says jump on a knife and Spider's goin do it.
>>217429663>anyone who says this hasnt see all 3 films at least 3 times
>>217429772>>217429663>3baby numbers
>>217429694>Spider is honestly more Na'vi in spirit than JakeWish they expanded on that. Also Spider acts like he has a learning disability (or maybe that's the navi in him)
>>217429199My buddies are convinced the whole series is crap and Cameron is a hack. Like I get not likening directors and all, and A1 at the time could be compared to Pocahontas. But dude they are the highest grossing movies of all time and have revolutionized movie affect's. Not to mention the story IS good. The action is wild. Then there’s the >heh heh I’m so contrarian! The HUMANS are actually the good guys hahaha! crowd. Some people just won’t let something be good.
>>217429545>I still think Neytiri holding hatred towards Spider and her children's human features after raising them for 15+ years is bad writingIt's wonderful and very believable writing. Neytiri is is grieving her son's death, its been only a couple of weeks since her first son, the golden child bled to death in her arms while she couldn't do anything but watch. Her father was killed, her sister was killed, now her son, she lost her home, her clan and she's in a foreign land, with people she doesn't really understand. Do you realize how bad her mental state is at the beginning of FaA? She not doing much better than Lo'ak, frankly. And now her husband lashes out on their son and gets drunk, after promising to protect the family. No wonder she's saying things she wouldn't even really think of in another circumstances. And even when she threatens to kill Spider herself, she doesn't actually mean it, because she literally says to Ronal "Who are you to question the will of Eywa?". This is how you write a fundamentally good but flawed character.
>>217429894i cant believe they made the mistake again
>>217429627I will say the one thing that continually took me out of the movie was Spider. The actor just didn’t put very much thought into the role. He looks like he’s just channeling a character from Jackass the whole time. I get he’s supposed to be a “wild native” but he acts like a caveman the whole time when the Navi act more like stoic native Americans. He needed to mirror the Navi style of “wild” more. The whole time he just seemed dumb and didn’t follow any logic. Which is a shame because his character concept is so integral to the plot and pretty interesting.
>>217429894>tfw you worked a 9 hours shift and you hear "We need to talk!"
>>217429199People really need to get the fuck off social media, I'm so tired of everyone parroting something they heard from some source which in turn parroted it from someone else which in turn etc.The infinite Ouroboros of misinformed retards and "I get money to incite fighting in my comments section" shitbags has destroyed any discourse online. People need to go back to experiencing things organically, just see stuff on your own without any voices in your ears telling you what to think, only you.I never got the criticism that it's a basic story told before, sure, it absolutely is, but so is like 99% of stories in existence, the hero's journey is an archetype used for thousands of years, it doesn't make it a bad thing. Hell, I've been so overexposed to media at this point I can normally spot plot twists and turns super early, and I hate it, I miss when such things were still a novelty to me.
>>217429894I think the family drama in general in this series is one of the weaker parts. The dialogue is very heavy handed with family sayings>Sullys stick together!>Sullys never quit!And Jake and his wife bickering like a normal family would in OUR reality. Probably could have cut a lot of those conversations out desu.
>>217429878Try to get them to watch the first movie on their own, without commentary or anything influencing them, no reason to appeal to others. Tell them to just let themselves experience it on their own.>heh heh I’m so contrarian! The HUMANS are actually the good guys hahaha! I do this but because it's funny, same thing with wanting to fuck Varang. It's a joke.
>>217429975>tfw you get home after a long shift and she's on her way out for a "girls night" and the dog left you a "present" on the carpet
>>217430004>And Jake and his wife bickering like a normal family would in OUR realityThis is what grounds them and makes their relationship much more believable
>>217429996Very true. A “derivative” story isn’t an insult. When you have a good formula you don’t have to mess with it. For example >Mission Impossible Every movie is identical but kick ass every time >John Wick, Atomic Blonde, NobodyAll use the same stunt coordinators and combat training to make the cool long shot style fight scenes. All GREAT action, no reason to change. Just because a movie follows a preexisting formula doesn’t make it bad. Maybe lazy, if the movie is bad. But they clearly were not lazy when they made Avatar.
>>217430038Nah I agree with him, it feels too human, too much like lame drama you'd see in a normal movie over here. It's not nearly as far gone, but it reminds me of shit like in the newer God of War games where you have Norse Gods doing shit like clapping their hands and going "BE. BETTER." It's ill fitting for the setting and characters and feels retarded.
>>217430004>dialogue is heavy handed because the kids use two family slogans to reassure the youngest>family drama is weak because... the parents who just lost their child are realistically bickeringI think you're just retarded. What kind of "other reality" argument are you expecting?
>>217430057You can really see Oona Chaplin in this frame. Very kissable lips
>>217430057>penis awe
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>>217430057every heterosexual American male dreams of encountering a creature like thisI fucking hate this motherfuck of an earth
>>217429545Oh, boy. I'm just living nearby Russia and hate them all for what they are doing in Ukraine. And i am not even ukrainian. Seemingly logic arguement >hate those who factually do badgrows weak when you only see the faceless mass of enemy and even when you know that someone from that mass isn't bad, you know that many from that mass are bad, and that IS faceless mass, so you can hardly battle an urge to assign that hatred towards all of them as collective whole thing. When the hatred is absolutely justified, like in case of Na'vi, it is absolutely hard to leave some groups (like kids) out. Even when you know your kids aren't to blame, the stigma created by their kind can absolutely sting your mind.Neytiri's hatred is absolutely believable and realistic writing.
Will Spider acknowledge his Navi half sibling?
>>217430033>thinking about our overbearing finances worrying that we won’t be able to make the next mortgage payment >hey honey, I had this GREAT idea for a date this weekend! We go to that fancy brunch place, then hit the mall for a little shopping, then treat ourselves to a fancy dinner! Wouldn’t that be so perfect!
>>217430083This. It can feel real without mirroring a family sitcom conversation.
>>217430083>dead kids and your wife hating the species her husband and children derive from are "lame drama" comparable with soiyllenial slopnigger
>>217430057MAKE THUNDA
>tfw you are just trying to enjoy a drink but then your wife starts strangling Spider because Kiri just came back home and announced she's pregnant
>>217430136>From the makers of Jiro Dreams of Sushi>Jake dreams of murdering Neytiri
>>217430170It's not the subject matter, it's the way it's done.
>>217429199People forget that it was nominated on Best Picture at Oscar, was one of the main runner and only lost to Bigelow's flick about another party of brave US soldiers, that was in retrospective seen by many as a flick that didn't deserve the win.Avatar 1 was absolutely a juggernaut of critical acclaim.
>>217430177Look! Stick!
>>217430038>>2174300865 rupees have been deposited, saar
>>217430057needs an edit where she's staring at and caressing a human dick instead
>>217430224>spits venom and hisses
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>>217430083>it feels too humanAgreed, but it might also have been an inevitable direction for these movies. The original is all about juxtaposing the cold, harsh world that humans have built for themselves compared to the alien beauty of Pandora and the na'vi's exotic lives as seen from the eyes of an outsider. In 2 and 3 Jake has lived with the na'vi for over a decade, and what was once alien has become familiar and "mundane", and so that is how it's presented to the audience as well.
>>217430004>>217430083>>217430161It's a very well done dialogue because it's not 2 aliens talking, it's an alien and a human in an alien's body.
>>217430245Almost a shot for shot recreation of my white ass showing my Latina wife how to shoot my rifle.
>>217430245Based Varang, I hate those jeet blobs in FOP
>>217430245>touches the tip>rams the magazine inNice
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>doesn't tell her to put her face in front of the barrel first so they all kill themselves like idiots
>>217429894>And now her husband lashes out on their son and gets drunk, after promising to protect the family.Look, I love Neytiri, but she was being a terrible mother worse than Jake. He's the ONLY one parenting them. Lo'ak almost got Neteyam and the others killed multiple times, and Jake specifically told her that Neteyam came inches away from death. And STILL she's bitching at Jake like he's being overbearing and wrong trying to get Lo'ak to stick to rules meant to keep them alive. She barely chastises Lo'ak and doesn't force him to actually behave like normal Na'vi parents would do to their kids. Hell, she was way harsher on Jake when she was teaching him. If Jake didn't learn, he would have died and she would have laughed about it. He said "With Neytiri, it's learn fast or die." But then she goes all soft.>just let Lo'ak do whatever he wants. He doesn't have to obey. He can be a skxawng. It's just how he is! It'll always turn out alright!>oh noes, our son is dead! Jake, you faggot, why did you let this happen?!
>>217430286>I hate those jeet blobs in FOPOh man, I hear you
>>217430245>Tuk covering her earsCute!
>>217430245>fool of a Tuk covers her earsNice
>>217430347Yeah I wasn’t a huge fan of moody wife the whole time. I get she’s been through a lot, but that would make her blood thirsty not a bitch to her family. I thought once she had that scene where she threw off the cloak to defend the air ship she would move past all the stubborn bickering and family hate. But no, it went on for another hour
>It's wonderful and very believable writing.a literal 3d enhanced emotionslop: family, brothers, etc.AND everyone is lean supermodel tier without a single fatty because they're ALIENSAND there's literal magicAND ash people look like literal big lipped niggers especially with their blackfaceAND it's about family and community under attack, but none of the above is controversial in 2025 because aliens are vaguely ethniccameron must be given props for continuously and consistently threading the needle here between both wingcuck sides
Sam Worthington's voice is so distracting. He sounds so "Hollywood" for a guy who's been living with space injuns for a decade. And Ripley's old lady voice in her younger self was ridiculous, they could have at least filtered it a little to sound younger
>>217430413this is what mental illness looks like
>>217430347>He's the ONLY one parenting them.He's not parenting them, he's making their issues worse. Neteyam and especially Lo'ak needed a father, not a military commander who'd beat them into submission. Especially Lo'ak who was a walking inferiority complex in the second movie. Neytiri's fault lies in doing nothing about it being too passive, but Jake is the one who's thinking that tough love approach can work. Spoilers: it rarelydoes
>>217430426I don' think he's mentally ill, he wouldn't have been able to direct successful movies otherwise
>>217430435It doesn't help that there are multiple times where Lo'ak genuinely does nothing wrong but his father refuses to hear his explanation and just chastises him.
>>217430423Kek, yeah Weavers voice was taking me out so bad. >why is this skinny 10 year old talking like a 75 year old woman. At least give her some accent too. She didn’t even adjust her accent from corn fed American.
>Sully's never quit!Cringed in my theater seat
>>217429491Pretty sure there are more than 2. There were a lot of Avatar program scientists that joined Sully. Getting a Na'vi wife can't be that hard.
>water and whales 2ENOUGH WITH THOSE STUPID WHALES!
>>217430497>Goonies never say die!All I could think of
>>217430517NGL, I pretty forgot anything that had to do with the whales from the last movie. I just rode through the movie on context clues.
It must have really triggered Cameron's autism that the sonar pulses barely did anything to the water Na'vi or whales aside from shake them around and stun them for a second. Those sonar pulses from close ranger should have killed them. They'd certainly suffer permanently deafness, eyes and internal organ damage. They act like they're invincible to human weapons inside the water, but Sonar would work better than bullets ever would
I hate this stupid Tarzan faggot so much...This is such a stupid character, poorly executed and horribly played
>>217430569I think he's meant to be a self-insert for kids
>>217430569Same. Especially at the end where there was all that build up where he’s being introduced to all the ancestors he just goes >uuuuh shit, cool and makes an :O faceIt felt like a warm up take accidentally made it into the Final Cut.
>>217430413whoever wrote this i recomend taking your medicine for today and going sleep
>>217430616it's ok bby, cameron knows you're not fully conscious
>>217430617Girls liking being dominated transcends all distances and species
>dude why isn't this teenage character all stoic and wise? what a fucking hack bro
I'm not the biggest fan of those movies but fuck me, Oona has mad charisma as Varang.
>>217430678He looks 30
>thread goes from a trickle of posts from regulars to a flood of contrived complaints from "different people"hiroshimoot must be crucified for removing the individual poster count
>>217430129Probably. Realistically it would fuck him up a little bit. Even if Quaritch survived the battle of the Hallelujah Mountains he would have probably been a distant father. Seeing his "dad" all hyped up about a Na'vi kid has to sting.
>>217430612Spider is a low inhibition dumbass who lives in the moment and doesn't know how to navel-gaze. This is incomprehensible and incensing to inhibited, overthinking internet-dwellers from Reddit to 4chan who sputter and declare him poorly written.
>>217430996Did you practice that speech in the mirror before you posted it?
>>217430875>regularsit's you who must be crucified, you tumblr circlejerk faggot
>>217431009>"Did you practice that speech in the mirror before you posted it?" He sputtered, incensed.
>>217430875The only people samefagging are the Avatar shills
>>217430617the 4k rip will be great
>>217431034Slammed that retard into the concrete
See it again in IMAX in 3 days bro
>>217430996agreed. it's as if they don't know how most teens are because they were left out of group activities in those days
got all 6 bone temple fans in here having a meltie
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>>217426366Haven’t seen it mentioned yet, are there any visible nipples in FaA? I remember seeing actually female nipples in WotW.
>you will never help Neytiri by holding her tail up while she suffers from explosive diarrhea caused by the cooking of the new tribe member, Ta'ko B'ell
Exo-Carmela is so ridiculous, jesus...
>>217431173Neytiri is literally topless
Been listening to Vangelis' BR lately. Fuck bros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECYLHiXvrBQIs he still alive? Cameron could use him for the inevitable Quaritch having an epiphany staring at the neon lights of Bridgehead in the rain moment.
>>217431173There are multiple. Ney nipples even take center stage for 2 whole seconds
>>217431292Most Na'vi women are but they always have necklaces and shit strategically placed to hide nipples.My guess is it's some sort of weird compromise made by Cameron to escape an R rating for nudity.
>>217431309it's almost certainly something he took as inspiration from John Carter, that's exactly how the women look
>>217431292Ney showing skin is always welcome
>>217431356good God look at that big sexy foot
>>217431309>>217431334True, but I distinctly remember in A2 there were at least 2 scenes that had clearly visible nipples. In FaA when the pregnant lady is tending to Nateris wound, I thought I saw a glimpse of pokies
I don't get how they only produced 3 kids over 15 years. Is Jake's sperm just weak or something? Can you even IMAGINE having Neytiri riding you every night? You'd think they'd be well into the double digits by now.
>>217431406In 18 months every single family would have children with 5 finger hands.
>>217431356Neytiri is a wonder of the universe
>>217431547Her hair looks better unbraided.
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>>217431547It's funny thinking how hunter gatherers would react to stuff like this. They barely know what computers are and it's just a magic box to them. This would blow their minds so hard that these aliens can control meat puppets that look like Na'vi. And when they're not being controlled, the puppets are soulless and comatose.
>>217431406Eywa controls the fertility rate of na'vi women to prevent overpopulation. It's the only thing that makes sense
>>217425829Thanks for this answer Anon.I am recently into Avatar compared to some true Na'aviggas up in here. I saw original in theater and didn't really care for it. Way of Water was a much more enjoyable experience, probably also because I grew up near the ocean. Third film hit even better at least in the first half. Varang and her goons were awesome and anon who compared to Terminator 1 had a good idea.Either way, I believe Ubisoft does do open world like Pandora has better than most so I'm eager to play the game.
>>217431640That's...actually genius, makes sense in universe and provides an answer to why they don't expand massively in number as the apex predators of the land.
>>217431547imagine lifting her tail and putting your tongue into her butthole
>>217431605Jake is lo lucky
>>217431708>race mixes >still has a son that looks like him Winrar
>yeah babe, so like this king John dude got like a few dozen live pigs, which are like these fat animals we had back then, killed em and smeared their fat all over the tower, lit em up on fire, WOOSH, whole damn thing comes down burning!
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>>217431658NTA but something cool with FoP is that the game is not overly long if you focus on the main quest. Unlike Assassin's Creed. Once you get tired of the boring side content, you can progress quick fast. The biggest appeal is obviously the Avatar IP, and if the game follows some of Ubisoft's boring game design, the devs built a world that they seem to genuinely like. The starting jungle is honestly great to explore, every plant moves around you, it's exotic and colorful like the first movie and the moment you get your own Ikran is genuinely awesome, even for someone like me that is not the biggest fan in the first place.I also found it to be a very relaxing game.I got the special edition for 20 bucks by the way. So just the base game with a bunch of cosmetics.
>>217431740>fire above water>decide to go back inside the not-Titanic instead of swimming underwater, something they learned during the whole film
>>217431734>so, all the firebombs they dropped lit the city on fire so quickly that the streets turned into avenues for rushing firestorms that swept up and scorched anyone outside
>>217430099>>217430114>babe this is what we call “tossing salad” on earth
>>217430245Literally how my european twink ass felt when the american chad showed me how to shoot an ar15 at the range when I visited Florida on vacation.
>>217431811>that's right, mrs. Sully! Listen to Cupcake!
>>217431814Neytiri never learned to hold her breath that long
>>217431095Ralph Fiennes doing anything in The Boner Temple was better than everything combined in Fire and ASS
>>217426536ash clan has so much potential
>>217431818>ya so like running the ovens at full capacity for 24 hours (that's an earth day) for six consecutive years is like impossible ya know... i mean ovens get hot sure, but like the numbers didn't make sense is what i'm saying
>>217431173
Fire and Ash? More like Fuck and Ass!
>>217430339He's trying to recruit her to his side why would he do that
>>217431356>>217431547Big navi BRAPS
>>217431780How is the movement? Does it have parkour like mirrors edge or control more like Skyrim?
>>217431924Thanks for visiting my state, twinky.
>>217431959>why did they burn these "jooz", sky anon?>well you see sweety, they were manipulating the aryan nations into killing each other in the most brutal and bloody way ever conceived up until then and->I want to meet these jooz, sky anon.
>>217431959She would object to this because she knows the power of FIRE. Also those numbers do add up. They didn't burn everyone. Just offing people can be done super fast.
>>217431974NICE
>>217432054Just wait until babygirl learns about our ritualistic use of fire. If I showed her the Torah she'd be on our team. Though we need to reevaluate her circumcision methods.
Choose
>>217432113I choose Varang. She was so unbelievably sexy bros I was smitten
>>217431959Eywa would not like jews.
>>217432113right > left unless I'm also a fishman
>>217432032No problem. I am now a proud gun owner in my homeland.
Neytiri on board the S-76 SeaDragon.
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>>217429878I was able to get my friend into the series by using the Rifftrax version of the first movie.
>>217432225Nah she would probably like Jews who follow the commandments since we have no laws about other planets and their land and we are forbidden from abusing nature including fruit tree, crops, and animals.
>>217431943Sexo
Biblical Imaginery-"Eywa" = "Yahweh", a simple reversal of the abrahmic sky daddy god.-The character name "Grace Augustine" is fully loaded with christianity. "Grace" is a specific theological state where you get right with god. Augustine was a theologian and saint.-In the third movie, one of the Ash people pokes Quaritch in his obliques with a spear, drawing a bit of blood. This is like the Lance of Longinus for Evangelion fans, or: the holy spear.-Varang's tight little horizontal binder is sometimes worn with a vertical stripe of paint or paints, clearly forming a cross.-The third film specifically makes general appeals to faith and belief, especially the opening argument between Jake and Ney (and Jake really ought to know better, since he lived the proof of his god at the climax of the first film).-In the first film, when the much larger Neytiri cradles Jake's weak human body, this pose is taken directly from the Pieta (mary cradles the dead jesus). The Michelangelo sculpture is the best known example, but it's a genre thing with other instances.-"Tulkun". The sound of this word is suspiciously close to the jewish theological concept of "tikkun". In rough strokes, the jewish/kabbalastic notion of tikkun is: the world is broken and wrong, and various troublesome things in the world (qlippoth) obstruct our clear view of reality. Therefore, we should endeavor to repair the broken world that we inhabit.-And then of course, the Na'vi are waging jihad against the occupying humans.-Jake is short for Jacob-Jacob took his brother Esau's inheritance by wearing goatskins on his arms so his father would think he was Esau-Jake literally wears his brother's Avatar and takes his place in the program-Jake Sully, the father of the tribe, taking his son Spyder out to kill him before changing his mind by a revelationYou can stretch it any way you like, but the abrahamist stuff is a major informer.
>I don't mean to vent or anything cupcake, but JEWS ARE RUNNIN THE RDA, HUMAN WOMEN NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, BLACKS SHOULD BE IMPRISONED FOR THE MOST PART ON BOTH PLANETS, AND THEN WE'D ALL BE A LOT HAP--
>>217429996This site is as bad as any other for that too. I think 90% of the discussions about any of the newer Star Wars shows is being made by people who have never seen them.
>>217432287Neytiri on board MY BED RIGHT NOW
>>217431547>That tail accessoryShe didn't make it herself, someone else did. Imagine her explaining to her mom why is she putting on whore outfit (with aphrodisiac btw).
>>217428719I wish Avatar 1 was separated into 2 films. 1st part is Jake doing all the trials, DMT and the climax is getting accepted as part of the tribe. 2nd part is basically an expanded story as Toruk Makto. Heck if its possible Cameron could've expanded Sylwanin's backstory so the audience will understand why Tsutey is pissed off at pinkskins.
>>217432812#Release the 12 hour cut
>>217432113When you put them like that it's actually supercool to see how different various races of Na'vi are.There is very little of the same details they share. Even overall torso frame is quite different.
>>217432478This scene looked straight out of a video game
>>217432852It was first person 3D porn inspired scene.I went to see the movie second time just to experience it again.
>>217432852I wish it was a dating sim...
>>217432812I wish Avatar 1 was separated into 2 films. The first is Jake on Cyberpunk Earth going on marine missions and exploring the cities
Woops sorry James Cameron, guess I'm seeing your expensive ass imax3d movie for the 10th time this month for free* with my theater pass and I guess you only get paid for 1 of those visits, schwoops!
currently sitting at 1.3 with tomorrows projections1.4 by next mondayi think that pretty gooda bit slow, but were getting there
>>217429914kek
>>217432960yes saar shill campaign going good ok best saar
>>217429914oh my fucking god, this post confused me hours ago and looking at the thumbnail again I just got it
I saw that "drop him" scene on YouTube, and well..that was kind of sweet. Just sniped the fuck out of that dude as Verang stares back at the sniper. Shit, yall may have something here, but I'll still joke on it.
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Avatar posting is not allowed on 4chan
Okay so what is /afag/'s gripe with TWOW? What went so wrong?
A 20mm rifle is still insane, that's a fuck load of power. They actually exist, but damn, imagining shooting something like that makes my shoulder hurt. And I've shot high powered hunting rifles, 30/06, and all of that.
>>217433180Non-American, never even shot a gun. Is 20mm rifle the shit you use to penetrate tank armor or to kill an elephant?
>>217433160>>217433313
Chose.
>>21743331320mm = heaviest anti-material rifles, and 20mm is where guns started being referred to as cannons (e.g. machine gun vs autocannon).
>>217433180Na'vi bodies are much stronger than humans. Quaritch is able to crush his human skull one-handed, they have several times our grip strength.
>>217433462Tried teenage love and it crashed and burned. Went interracial and it went pretty much as described. A lot weird things to figure out between families, but now we’re married and strong as hell. Take the Latina pill(not Mexican.
>>217433408Is that what’s in their automatic rifles??
>>217433500Yeah, I saw that, when he crushed the skull. That's an intense gripping power, and obviously could easily break bone.
>>217433180The sniper in District 9 was a 20mm Mechem NTW-20.
>>217433044kek
>>217433462Kiri one 100%
>>217433160I remember some TWOW criticisms anons had back then.>the forest scene from the beginning wasn't long enough (should've been 30 mins to an hour longer at least)>TWOW got anchored into a draggy pace when the Sullies got to the water tribe>Sully kids got caught and got into hostage situations too often>AMP suits didn't make a significant return>awkward Ronal scene when she resuscitates Kiri after her underwater seizure>Recoms got slaughtered like flies>Metkayina tribe disappeared amid final battle>anons were divided on whether TWOW should've had a shorter or a longer runtime
>>217433533Big gun make peepee big
>Avatar 3They will met a tribe of desert na'vis and will be used as metaphors for jews, muslims, indians and aussie abos.They do a thing called tailcut in which they cut their neuro tail's hairs leaving only the tentacles outside.>Avatar 4Na'vi of the ice, eskimos and sami anologies, they kill alien seals and even though the others navis find it horrible they will say how it's part of their culture and social right.>Avatar 4Na'Vis will enter the space age and become like the humans they fought so badly.Pandora will be polluted, they will start colonizing another planet.And so the cycle starts again.Also Eywa will be proved to be a neuro-abomination that sent it's spores on earth and created the myth of God, Jesus, Zeus, Odin, Shiva, Quetzalcoatl and whatever else there is.
>>217433569BROKE INTO THE WRONG GODDAMN REC ROOM YOU BASTARDS
>>217433569>Quaritch to Burt, shoot that Na'vi.
>>217433624>I feel like I was denied CRITICAL need to know information!
>>217432897I was thinking of the same thing. Basically remove Tommy from the story. And it's just Jake in Venezuela as a soldier and getting shot in the spine then getting hired by RDA as an experiment in puppeteering an Avatar: whether a paraplegic can control the legs of an Avatar. Also Earth should be self sufficient, filthy rich and non of that "dying planet" concept. Also Unobtanium should be found on other planets too. Why? Because this allows a plausible reason why an Earth corporation would not mind Pandora colonizers getting kicked out of the planet. Because to them it's like a shoplifter taking a candy bar from the store.
>>217432897It seems Cameron is going to great lengths not to show too much of Earth and human activity. If we see them suffering on a hive world and colonist suffering extreme rationing in the colony, then we will have sympathy for them.
>>217432897>>217433745>Earth isn't failing it's actually thriving the RDA are just greedy megacorp bastardswould've been a waaayy better backstory. Especially since Cameron wants us to see them as cartoonishly evil. Would also help balance out the "why doesn't humanity just glass the Na'vi" argument. Because humanity doesn't need pandora or it's resources to survive. So there would be a greater moral outcry to the actions of the RDA.
>>217433845It’s hard to believe they REALLY need pandora considering the level of fuck off insane future tech they have. You’re telling me there’s NO other option than an incredibly hostile planet you can’t even breath on?
>>217433462There really is no choice. Most alluring and evocative female ever depicted in a movie. Tailor made to nuzzle your face and whisper and bite your ear until drawing blood.
a majority of people on earth have no idea about the avatar project, rda going to jupiter, or that theres life on another planet which is inhabited by a humanoid species called navinow imagine if some guy found out about all this and started telling everyonetheyd call him crazythis alone would be a cool conspriracy movie set several years before the first avatar film
>>217433964Spider is going to Earth and becoming the real jesus analog bet
>>217434010My wife <3
>when the jap takes over for production of 4/5
>>217434010Could you defend her in court bros?
>>217433883They have a grand total of 12 interstellar ships and those are only able to complete the journey in a reasonable due to material from Pandora. There are no other habitable star systems anywhere close by. It still takes minimum six years to get to Pandora and they can only take a small amount. The overcrowded billions still on Earth are fucked and continue to fuck the planet. Their fancy future tech doesn't amount to much when they screwed the atmosphere and extincted the animal and plant life. Jake tells Eywa that there's no green left on Earth and the things he shows Eywa from his mind is what causes Eywa to fight back against the invading consuming species.
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>>217433462>But one false move and power will be the last thing you worry about losing.What are you talking about, anon?>>217434010Oh.
>>217434010I can fix her…
>>217433964>a majority of people on earth have no idea about the avatar project, rda going to jupiter, or that theres life on another planet which is inhabited by a humanoid species called naviSays who? In A1 they're worried about bad PR, the guy who developed the avatar system wasn't awarded anything due to protests about the unethical testing that led to it. The RDA has corporate ads recruiting for Pandora. The average person definitely knows.
>>217434033FaA pitch meeting dropped already?
>>217434137none of that was shown in the first film
>Joshua Izzo clarified that deceased people within Eywa are simply memory backups of their consciousness, and should not necessarily be interpreted as the true consciousness or true spirit of the deceased after death, even pointing out that people would need to remind the deceased that they have died every time they connect: "It is a static backup. So imagine, it's not necessarily like time machine, it's more like an archive, that can't be changed. Here's the thing. You can go into the Eywa net. You can connect to one of the I/O ports all over Pandora, one of the Trees of Souls, the Tree of Voices, the Spirit Tree, whatever. That allows you to go into those particular memories that you yourself backup. So, if I'm going into my own memory that I've backed up, and I want to access that, I can interact with, and have a conversation with my grandfather from thirty-five years ago. You can have that conversation. And he can say, How are you doing? What's happening out there? I can tell him right now. I'm doing fine. Mom passed away. You know, there was, you know, there's a war. And he might be like, Oh my gosh, what I can't believe it. Are you okay? And then that version, in that memory of that moment, could react. But the minute that I disconnect, that never happened. If I go if I immediately reconnect and go back to that exact same moment, that exact same memory, that conversation, never happened. He will immediately be that first version that you first met. So if you walk into, like you know, Groundhog Day, he'd be like Josh, ten minutes later, we could be crying together. If I disconnect and connect again, he, "Josh!", nothing changes. It's static. It's a static moment in time, but you are able to interact. And that's why you're able to talk to the ancestors, gain wisdom of... somehow reread, be a part of that world again. But you can't ever change any of it. It lives forever in those memory moments."
>>217433883Presumably:1) Pandora is not going to be a colony for the teeming masses of humanity. If they can resolve the breathing issue then Pandora is going to become a luxury colony for the rich and connected while the rest of us suffer. The equivalent of Thiel et al buying apocalypse bunkers in New Zealand because they figure if the US/Canada/Europe goes to shit they can just run off and hide in paradise.2) Tied to that, colonies on mars and the like are likely bubble colonies or underground colonies. Livable, even pleasantly so, but sterile and lacking the conspicuous consumption of a proper luxurious existence. Ze pod and ze processed food is for us, not for richy rich.Also, re-reading avatar wiki and seeing Spider's actor said 4 is supposed to be dark and crazy or something like that makes me think 4 will be emperor's strike back-y. Like the na'vi actually lose and are on the backfoot, so Neytiri (and Kiri presumably) going to Earth is going to be a hail mary desperate move (save earth and make the people rise up against the RDA) rather than something done out of sympathy. >>217433462I'd say Kiri but it is 100% going to end in tragedy. The other ones might not.>>217434241I can see why it might upset some people, but it doesn't really bother me. But I'm also not phased by the 'coin flip' in Soma because I fully understood clone =/= me.
>>217433845Humanity doesn't glass the Na'vi because the survival of Earth's states isn't threatened by them. If the RDA talk of needing to colonize Pandora to save humanity was true, it would entail selling land and tickets to super-rich individuals, not any state-backed policy that would motivate Earth's militaries to intervene directly.The RDA may be extremely powerful, but they are still not a nation, and not an international organization representing humanity's interests, but a corporation that seeks profit, and needs to sell amrita to sustain its operations.
literally just a cape
>>217434241the way spirit world Neteyam behaves in FaA strongly implies this isn't the case and his memory is persistent
>tfw no corporate qt to make a photo calender with
>>217434044Yes easily. All evidence is circumstantial. If the glove fits you must acquit. I don't have a big butt like my worthy adversary. Statement. Mistrial.
>>217434600Never thought I'd see the day an anon would wife Selfridge.
I have to watch this movie again because the stupid projector in my theater was way too dark
>>217434488Going to watch extended cut for the first time soon I think.
>>217433964the opening monologue of A1 has Jake say something like “you always hear about Pandora growing up, but you never expect to actually go there.” then at one point a character (Grace?) holds up a book written on Earth about the Navi. Pandora isn’t a secret.>rda going to jupiteranon if Pandora was orbiting Jupiter then Humanity would have been there by the 1970s or 1990s at the latest, not the 22nd century
>>217435136Pandora IS a moon but is absolutely not on Jupiter. He might be thinking of Interstellar. I think the wormhole was near Jupiter.
>>217434159Yes it was.>Killing the indigenous looks bad, but there's one thing shareholders hate more than bad press -- and that's a bad quarterly statement.
>>217434672Not him??, but I do have a thing for white, nerdy corporate types.
the creator of the avatar program was never mentioned in the first movie, nor was there any signs of protest over ityou guys are insane
>>217433845Exactly. And even if RDA can't mine, it's not that hard to think of a reason for them to stay in their orbital space station. Like for example: Pandora is a sort of node in a transport hub to other planets with more resources. It's just that Pandora has some minerals that are essential to sustain human colony in that region. Kinda like how Taiwan was to the Portuguese or the Philippines to Spain. Both are just ports and hub of commerce. Also another good reason why humans won't nuke Pandora from orbit is because they want to study the biological network which is similar to a computer. Maybe humans are moving from silicon based computers to bio-computers and Eywa neural network is a good sample for them. Or maybe psychedelic compounds only found on Pandora are capable of unlocking the next step to human mind development or some psychonaut shit that CIA used to do IRL. This is why I was disappointed with Way of Water because the storytelling was too reductive. In fact I was hoping that the 2nd sequel was more low key and focus more on tribal conflict and Sully family being half-humans.
>>217426616literally walked out as soon as I heard it
>>217435389It's still canon. Regardless, here's a timestamp from the first movie where bad PR from killing Na'vi is explicitly mentioned.https://youtu.be/tMDneicBizU?t=29
there are two things I don't understand:1. In TWoW, the reason for Jake to flee to the water tribe seems really flimsy. It doesn't really protect his own people, since if the RDA discovers their home then Quaritch is likely to target them even though Jake isn't actively living there in order to draw him out. It also seems callous, like he's just passing on the threat to the water tribe. Why did he think they would somehow be better protected out there?2. Jake showing Eywa his memories of Earth. Whenever someone connects to a spirit tree, they upload all of their memories to Eywa, which is something he has done many times at this point. Shouldn't she already HAVE his memories?
>>217434404I felt it implies exactly that tbqh, that the people in them were just static memories.
Guys do you think trees are the arms of mother earth that reach the sky and herself?Is earth her body or her excrement that gives us energy?Is Eywa with us? How do we connect with her?
>>217436287she'll only begin speaking to you if you bring her a hundred skulls belonging to Brazilian ranchers, Chinese fishermen or Malaysian palm oil plantation owners
>TWoW ends with both Jake and Neytiri smiling at the memory of Neteyam and Jake with a determined and resolved look on his face, swearing to make a stand>in F&A they are both depressed and miserable, none of that fire and resolve is present
>>217433568Agree with a few of these.- I agree with this, one of the things i wanted more out of with WotW was also the beginning. I felt the intro, before RDA returns and Quaritch is woken up, should have been longer and felt a bit rushed.- It takes up a good chunk of the film, but i think this is the kind of material love about these movies the most so understand why there is so much of it.- Dont really have any feelings about this, movie's long enough that it wasn't an issue for me- This is more due to the change in setting really- No issue with this- Agreed, a few more should have survived for the final battle in FaA- I have no doubt there are scenes that show what happened, but cut in editing to focus on Sullys vs Quaritch (much like how theres is tons of cut from the first movies final battle showing other viewpoints)- Id have loved a longer extended cut but think the length was already pushing it for theatrical. My compromise would be trimming 10 minutes elsewhere in the movie to extend the intro.
>>217436565Yeah, real emotions work like that.
>>217431708I know it would've made for a boring zero conflict movie that would make no money and get bad reviews, but I would've loved a full length movie that just encapsulates that decade+ period between 1 and 2 where Jake got to live with Neytiri raising their children in paradise. Just bask in the splendor of peace of Pandora before the sky people return.
>>217434600>>217435206>be me>working in cubeville>get asked what I think about johnson getting the promotion>joke "I'm just blue with envy">get called into HR for making a "racially insensitive" remark>I knew things would go to shit when corporate shipped us those bliggers
