Sophie Turner to play Lara Croft.Thoughts?
>>217426779>Here's your Lara Croft bro
>>217426779Why is everyone so against boobs now? Even the new video game caved and made her attractive, gave her the og outfits etc.. but still refused to give her boobs. It's like, just give her the boobs for fucks sake. What's wrong with boobs?
>>217426779She looks attractive
>>217427694Tittlets don't like when an attractive woman has large breasts, so they do everything they can to prevent women with large breasts from getting any kind of spotlight
>>217427738I always find it surprising how insecure women are about their looks like men wouldn't fuck them regardless
>>217426779She's missing about 20lbs of breasts.
I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OUTRAGED AHHHHHH! DA JOOOOZ
>>217426779She looks very hot but no boobs? Not even cgi ones?
>>217426779besides the tits, for me its spot onif bale can lose and gain weight like a yoyo for roles she can wear a padded top
>>217426779Looks great. Anyone who says otherwise is just a seething poltard.>>217427638Too chunky. Laura always had the athletic build.
>>217426809Lara Croft was a deadite this whole time?
>>217426779It's at times like this you realize how perfect Jolie was for the role.
>>217426779Should have had a Tomb Raider movie starring prime Kelly Brook and Directed by Paul Verhoeven but didn't because "reality" is controlled by faggots!!!FACT!!!
>>217426779Flabby arms and legs, zero muscle definition. Not my Lara.
>>217429060Is today opposite day?
>>217427694You're not allowed to have nice things anymore
>>217426779Horrible choice
>>217427694Tomb Raider is still owned by 2010s era feminazis
>>217426779Too fat
Why didn't they cast pic related as Lara Croft instead?
>>217426779My co-workers old cosplay mogs her
>>217429612Cuck
>>217429347>"Oh God nooooooo this cute beautiful young ripe teenage girl is gonna kick me in the balls nooooo don't this, this is awful aaaaaaah"
>>217426779surely this time... surely now is finally the moment for a non-sexy lara croft rendition to capture the public imagination.
>>217428027then you have no eyes to see. you were blinded by the boobs and didn't even notice lara has a tiny waist. not straight sides like this poor lady
>>217426779She's ugly in a weird severe way
>>217426779Somebody post the webms of the tourettes girl streamer
>>217426779Looks more like the original Lara Croft from the first three games than the last one we got.
>>217429229>Is today opposite day?Yes and why you are heterosexual!!!FACT!!!
>>217426779Karen Lancaume would have made a good Lara Croft.......https://txxx.com/videos/2513736/compilation-tomb-raider-nude-karen/?kt_lang=enR.I.P.!!!FACT!!!
>>217426779Massive Flop.First, Turner can’t act. That’s not necessarily a game breaker since a lot of Hollywood stars can’t really act. But there’s also something fundamentally unlikable about her (not just the characters she plays). I don”t mean a charisma vacuum or boring, but actively irritating and bothersome. There was a lot of thinks wrong with Dark Pheonix, but she was the worst of it. In GOT, when she was raped, it was hard to sympathize. Honestly if she want a careers, she needs to lean into it and just play villains and bitches (but that does require acting skill).
>>217430940>when she was raped, it was hard to sympathizeThis had nothing to do with the actress, and everything to do with the shitty writing.
>>217431004Actually it was great writing, the pivotal scene where the immature whiney girl princess turns into muh stronk powerful women (who WILL own her sexually and wield it as a weapon) but Turner’s acting was just laughable. Maisie pulled off the girl transformation in a much more ridiculous plot line and scenes because she’s a better actor (and more likable).
>>217426779too tall, tits too small
GROK NO
>>217430940she just does not seem athletic co-ordinated or resourceful. Its the same problem as casting Daisy Ridley in the feminized star wars reboot she just does not have alpha leader energy.
She is a SLAG!Out partying and doing drugs instead of taking care of her kids
>>217426779@Grok make her arms longer and even more grotesque
>>217426779I don't get why they don't just wear padded bras. She's not going to go topless on the show anyways
Why not just cast a cosplayer
>>217432037Cosplayers can't act
>>217427694>>217427738>>217427889friendly reminder that lara doesn't actually have ginormous honkers, it's just that those old ps1 pixels were shit at chest details, and the devs fucked up the coding, resulting in a fat bustthe nu lara games and turner's tits are more realistici don't count the vikander movie, that was just an insult to men and women everywhere
>>217432037This is such a retarded notion that I see posted all the time, it’s just a meme right? Because if not it’s almost as if some of you people are genuinely so stupid that you can’t differentiate between the concept of dressing up as something while prancing around posing going uwu look at me and actually acting.
Never forgot what they took from us
>>217432098Are you seriously implying sophie turner can act? You esl posters are morons
>>217432136How on earth did you make the connection that I was implying that? And you call someone else ESL kek how fucking embarrassing, stop being such a mongoloid assoomer
>>217432111Weird looking AI
>>217426779Hot
bro...
>>217426779They casted someone>tatooed>nipple piercings>post-wall>has a kid, loose woman>divorced>degenerate whore>unattractiveTo play a character that looks 20. Turner looks 40.
>>217429413>feminazisAnd you're still living in the 1990s. Rush Limbaugh is dead, lil bro.
>>217433206She is only 29 but looks like a good 39 year old wal mart shopper who lives in a trailer park
Thoughts?https://youtu.be/8xFskkWLgW4?t=37https://youtu.be/dHrdWLWN92I
>>217426809Could be down to bad choice of hairstyle and makeup. The croft pic looks ok
>>217433506If the people haven't changed, then why do we need to make new words for them?
>>217432091Who tf cares HOW she got big tits? Point is she got big tits and that's how people see her. So she should always have big tits.
>>217429347>getting kicked in the balls by a barefoot teenage girlsteve was living the dream
>>217432091Lies. Just look at the high quality renders from back in the day.
>>217432403Then your point makes no sense idiot. If your point is the cosplayer can't act it's not like she can so there's no difference except the cosplayer would be more attractive. Not only are you stupid you're apparently an actual faggot.
