Would more people go to films if theaters did this more often?
>>217429051>up to 400ozWhat, are they going to fucking get the employee to count how many ounces my bucket is?
>>217429051The bucket is my ass
do americans really?
>>217429051Sort of hate posting this because the kid grew up to be the type of person who hands out coffee to utility workers on cold days but it's still funny, so I'll post it anyway.
They just just put troughs of free popcorn in front of every seat.
>>217429094Rent free.
>>217429094You really have to ask?>>217429105That's probably less wasteful than my idea of a constant popcorn rain. Also doesn't interfere with the projection.
>>217429152>serves 4 or moreNarrator: And he ate it alone.
>>217429103>the kid grew up to be the type of person who hands out coffee to utility workers on cold daysvery hard to believe
>>217429152Damn. The digits hit hard but in today's economy that would cost at least $14.88.
>>217429203Literally true if you search for his name. Thought maybe there's more than one guy with that name in Crown Heights but the photo made it clear it's the same person, just older.
>>217429195Pic related is when I knew I had a problem. Actually come to think of it, sliders would be pretty good movie food. Someone should start selling them.
>>217429213How much?
>>217429080>What, are they going to fucking get the employee to count how many ounces my bucket is?Correct.
>>217429103I just know he won’t eat any of that, it will sit in the freezer until mom and dad decide to just throw it out
>>217429080Can't believe that hard to eyeball if they have the max size lying around
I'm already stupid and greedy where I get a large salt popcorn at the movies and then spend the night with a painful headache. 400oz of the stuff would kill me. What's even the purpose of that much popcorn. Do you just shovel it into your face throughout the entire movie?>>217429298>may your holidays be full of joy, friends and krystal
>>217429311That's a breach of my bucket privacy. No thanks.>>217429415This trashcan on wheels is exactly 400 ounces and I mean EXACTLY 400 ounces. Hang on, I'm going somewhere with this.
>>217429500This is a janitor's cart as you can see it's slightly bigger than it but do you think the average movie theater employee who has nothing in life keeping them from dialing the suicide hotline is going to keep me from filling it up to the brim if I bring a small enough one?
>>217429103>>217429203>>217429260>it's real
>>217429051>europeans party, makes the best electonic music, have sex, take drugs>meanwhile americans do this and then think they're still the coolest guys aroundLmao
>>217429549>shloimy gelbstein
>>217429298steamed hams?
>>217429645Who are you quoting?
>>217429549>they're doing a mitzvahalright, so he probably hasn't changed at all
Why? Popcorn is dirt cheap and the fake butter shit they add in theaters is extremely unhealthy. Why would I not just bring my own?
>>217429051Theaters are already shit due to the... other patrons and now you're suggesting something that will bring in more... of those types?
>>217429051That\s a fairly small amount of popcorn for an average-sized person, I'd say?
>>217429691Don't know about other chains, but AMC has snipers with nightvision to watch for and neutralize any patron who brings in outside food.
>>217429549>Shloimy GelbsteinOkay now you're just making these up
>>217429051Popcorn mines don't run for free
>>217429051hard to do that when theaters make their money on snack. bring back VI if you want this
>>217429051They would if you got crab legs and not popcorn.
>>217429298His holiday steamers?
>>217429080They'll measure it out in scoops regardless of what you bring them
>>217429103There is no shame to revealing IRL exploits.
>>217429549If you said the name "Shloimy Gelbstein" to a random Jewish person they would call you an antisemite.
>>217429080No, they just stop filling once they've dispensed the maximum allowed 400oz, obviously.
>>217432150>>217432371Dammit my plans of stockpiling popcorn for the apocalypse is ruined.
>>217429298in a sitting or did you pick at them over the course of a day
Had a friend that worked at a theater.They didn't care. We brought in any size containers for popcorn or soda.All they cared about was their paper containers. That's how they calculated inventory and theft.
>>217432529Probably around half a dozen on the drive home. The rest over the next couple of hours.
>meanwhile at home
>>217433098her channel is dying and all her attempts to bring back viewers have been in vain
>>217433098fuck
>>217429080Probably to prevent people from bringing 5 gallon pails in, that's the shit I would do.
>>217429051>BYO bucketThis has to be fake, that would be a huge health hazard. People is nasty and unclean.
>>217429080They fill it with water first to check.
>>217429549Be sure to tip the $25 per hour utility union worker goy
>>217429080is it by mass or by volume?
WAHOOOOO
>>217429549>charity>posting pictures of yourself handing someone a $0.50 doughnut so people stop asking why the 50 worst landlords in NYC are all JewsClassic Mitzvah.
>>217429549>Schloimy GelbsteinReally now?
>>217429827>$15 for a soda and 2 hot dogs. I hope all movie theaters go out of business.
