>Hello anon>Remember that time 14 years ago when you ran a red light and caused me to brake harshly?>Well now a freight train is barrelling towards you at 200mph>You have 1.7 seconds to cut off your own head, throw it through the hoop like a basketball then sew it back on, or else the train will hit you>Live or die, the choice is yours
>>217430201At least try to get his cadence right unfunny faggot
Sounds like an Amanda trap
>>217430277Go suicide-by-cop, Seth.
>Hello Anon. I want to play a game. The situation you find yourself in is of your own doing. You spend 16 hours a day arguing about box office numbers and 'forced diversity' while your IRL stats are at zero. You, your 2D waifu, and your 'frens' are all peak cunnyposters.>In 30 seconds, the jacks holding up this 2003 Honda Civic will fall over you, setting off a deadly chain of events that will also leak your browser history to your employer.>To stop this, you must simply start a Bane thread with trip dubs.>Live or die, chud. Make your choice. Kino starts now.
>>217430201Good job, OP.This is exactly the level of retardation of those crappy movies. Fans will defend its shitty writing tho...
>>217430421>AmandaHow is she so hot guys? I don't even like her type at all, but she's just so wonderful.
>>217430201kek
>>217430591I have had this said to me and I did this
>>217430277>cadenceDumb ESL
>>217430701She retained some of the cuteness she had back when she did The Blob.
>>217431067Wow, she had beautiful chompers in that.
