Forget Reddit, I’m more pissed about the episode where George got a toupee and Elaine threw it out the window. That shit is EXPENSIVE
>>217430248Left is better
>>217430248He was already pulling 7-8/10s when bald, the toupee was to get 9 and 10s.
>Elain is superficially upset about the deportations>tries to embrace Latin heritage with clothing and food and gets called out and beat up for cultural appropriation>Kramer's latest get rich quick scheme is to sit in front of Home Depot and work odd construction jobs after ICE deports all the mexican workers.>ends up getting deported himself after getting a tan from working in the sun and burning his tongue on some hot coffee>George calls ICE on his new latina girlfriend because he misses his personal space>Jerry do a standup about border control and how women are fully mature at 17 years old
Soul vs Soulless
An episode where George physically assaulted a woman for touching his toupee would've been amazing. Maybe even kills her when her head hits the concrete and the episode. A two letter where George complains about prison food to Jerry and insists he can't be blamed for what concrete does to someone. "Sure I was heated, I might've pushed a little for emphasis, but the sidewalk killed her. I'm not the sidewalk, why am I in here? It's ridiculous."
>>217430953Idk where the myth that Costanza was a loser came from. Sure, he was a whiny bitch, but he was supposed to be some big shot Yankees management guy for most of the series.
>Imagine if george had a reddit beard
>>217431246Ohhh this is what zoomies mean when they bitch about "poor media literacy"
>>217430920No
>>217431246>Idk where the myth that Costanza was a loser came fromFrom his character. Even his big job at yankees was a fraud
>>217430962kek
>>217430248I think he looks way better on the left. This shaved bald with a beard cope looks like absolute dogshit. Just wear a damn wig if you are so embarrassed to be balding.
>>217430962Kek
>>217430962i hope to God AI can flesh shit like this out into real full length episodes soon
>all the coping beardlets saying left is betterBro I'm sorry you've got nothing on top or underneath, but this is just sad.
>>217431493I'm Arab, you retard
>>217430248Left is a successful, handsome gigachad. Right is a cuck
>>217430248He's short and fat, so face doesn't matter.
>>217431511>IM BROWNMy condolences, but irrelevant.
jery buy ipad
>>217430248instead of being a funny loser he becomes a basedboy
>>217431493left looks so fucking bad compared to right
>>217430962I actually laughed out loud. Damn I want this to happen >>217431478
>>217430962Lmao
>>217430962All funny but the Jerry one
>>217432180Yeah that's what makes it accurate
>>217430920truth nukeright looks generic and lame and low test
>>217430920FPBPAnyone who thinks right is better undoubtedly looks like right and is doing their damnedest to cope with the unfortunate situation.
>>217430248Left just looks like a guy who doesn’t really give a fuck whereas right looks like someone with a court order to stay a certain distance from schools at all times
>>217432180Hey Seinfeld, still prowling high schools?
>>217430920this, I learned that r/bald was full of shit when gta 5 came out and I shaved Trevor's headbalding>>>baldthe beard depends on your jaw
>>217430248As a bald guy with beard cope, I fucking hate it. George has a really good face for a clean shave. I'm not that fortunate so I go for the full cuck combo. The clean shave and growing out his natural hairline makes him look very confident in himself.
>>217431563nojorg get ipad
>>217430248constanza if he a redditor
