(if Sauron won)
Eventually he would be destroyed by Sauron. It would probably take a very long time, though.
>>217431278Sauron would've destroyed the forests and Tom with them.
Hogtied between two penis pillars with his big hairy ass presented for all of Mordor and the evils of the world to come fuck his big sweaty giant ass and shoot hot ropes of cum into his shitter and pozz that bussy real good for millenia.
>>217431423>>217431395TomBom oneshots Sauron, redditors.
>>217431278Why does this character even exist? Kind of cheapens the danger of Sauron to have this rogue god-like being in some forest.
Sauron would have his orcs gangbang Goldberry in front of him.
>>217431446>TomBom oneshots SauronTom doesn't care, and if he did, he would soon forget that he did. Suaron can play the long game, Tom can't.
>>217431479>Why does this character even exist?https://youtu.be/4TvZbK7TUI0?si=iXVlmIyHyNqjL8tr
>>217431479becuse Tolkiens kids got too scared and he have to make the story a bit lighter.
Soon or late the Lord of the Rings would learn of its hiding place and would bend all his power towards it. Could that power be defied by Bombadil alone? I think not. I think that in the end, if all else is conquered, Bombadil will fall, Last as he was First; and then Night will come.
God book one of fellowship was such a slog to read through.
>>217431611I don't think anything compares to the midsection of Fangorn or when Theoden and co are on their way to Minas Tirith and you get nothing but Merry watching people talk.
>>217431446did anime powerscaling kill fiction? I know this was posted as bait, but people in recent years have unironically said this and I'm convinced the massive popularity of shonenslop is to blame.
>>217431663No, the Internet and hypersaturation did, powerscaling, video essays and reaction channels are manifestations of this uniquely bloated media space.
>>217431278He would build a giant McDonald’s right in the heart of the Barrow-Downs and probably cut down all the trees for roads and parking lots. Many such cases.
Tom Bombadil is a reminder that there are powers who want hardly anything to do with the affairs of men. Sauron isnt a god nor is he satan; he is a servant of satan.
>>217431278It says in the book.Eventually the mountains can be torn down, and rivers diverted, and whatever nature magic he is will be destroyed. He might be the last to go, but he will go.
>>217431278He would have gone back to r*ddit
>>217431574its night after every day already you idiot
>>217431278>LE REGULAR MAN BUT LE HERE WHEN LE MIDDLE EARTH WAS LE CREATEDomg such myster hella epic
>>217431278>gandalf the grey>sarumon the white>radagast the brown>...>allatar and pallando both the blueWtf why isnt it a whole rainbow or something, and why the hell are there 2 blue wizards???
>>217432994regular men aren't immortal and don't punch ghosts or fuck rivers i dunno what the fuck you are on about
>>217433067The colors are wizard ranks, dumbo. That's why Gandalf goes from grey to white when he levels up.
>>217431479He's Tolkien's self insert. Goldberry is his wife.
>>217431278Something not many people realise about his powers - but is explained clearly in the book - is that he only has power within "his realm" which is the Old Forest and the barrow downs. The forest used to be much larger and cover most of the world, and so could he... but now he's only within those boundaries. At the time of LOTR a fairly small area.So that's how he can be defeated. Cut down the trees etc and make his realm smaller and smallerIn the book he literally couldn't even step onto the Road that ran east onto Bree. Because that was a border of his realm. I think he physically couldn't do it.
>>217431479Because nerds explode with laughter whenever a lolsorandumbXD character makes an appearance in an otherwise serious story. Think of Tom Bombadil as a power fantasy for losers who know that nobody takes them seriously, so they have to be powerful AND funny, instead of powerful and serious
>>217431768>literally death by globalismmakes sense for an european nature spirit
>>217433142Beren is Tolkien's self-insert, and Luthien his wife.
>>217433521Exactly. Tom is the reader.
>>217431278Tom was Eru and the question of what he would do if Sauron won is moot because he would not allow Sauron to win And yes Reddit fags I know Tolkien said he wasn't, that guy was full of shit
>>217433159Think again, Nazgul breath.
>>217435184read the books retard
>>217431663for some reason, Latinxes are literally incapable of analyzing media through any lens other than which characters would beat which other characters in a fight. It's a very strange thing to witness
