>"Simply quote a Simpson's verse."
>>217431343>LISA NEEDS BRACES
>>217431343GUCCI LOAFERS
>>217431343Stupid sexy Flanders!
>>217431343>EWWWWW GROOSSSSS>I'll take a crab juice.
I'm Homer Simpson! D'oh d'oh d'oh!
>>217431343You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad.
>>217431343Trambopoline!
>>217431343Or you could just kill yourself instead of constantly shitting up the catalogue with baskinspam, SANJAY-JI
>>217431343>STEALEROFMONEYFROMTHECHURCHCOLLECTIONPLATE
Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.
>>217431494>I'm the last true Democrat, TAX AND SPEND TAX AND SPEND!
>>217431426
>>217431343That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
>Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network...
>>217431343>The best damn pet shop in town!
Yes, I'm missing one son. Return it immediately!
>>217431375Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.
>I have a watch with the minute hand>Okay, you can come, what time is it?>12:80. Wait uhhh...what comes after 12?>1>No, after 12
>Wonders Lisa, or blunders?
Smithers, I'm home.
What, already?
Yes.
Hello, my name is Mr.Burns. I believe you have a letter for meOkay Mr.Burns, what your first name?…..I don’t know
>Every night I wake up, screaming
>>217431343"I just think they are neat"
>>217431343>Ketchup?>Catsup?>Ketchup?>Catsup?
Gentleman, to evil
>>217431343Monorail!
>>217431343
>>217432357Look out Mr. Smithers!
>>217431343Hey kids, always recycle… TO THE EXTREME!
>>217431343>Kwyjibo!
>>217431513I call him Gamblor!!!
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
> Maybe that’s why we beat you at football nearly half the time > Give me the drinking water my socks feel dirty
>>217431343"...can I go now?"