>"Simply quote a Simpson's verse."
>>217431343>LISA NEEDS BRACES
>>217431343GUCCI LOAFERS
>>217431343Stupid sexy Flanders!
>>217431343>EWWWWW GROOSSSSS>I'll take a crab juice.
I'm Homer Simpson! D'oh d'oh d'oh!
>>217431343You don't win friends with salad, you don't win friends with salad.
>>217431343Trambopoline!
>>217431343Or you could just kill yourself instead of constantly shitting up the catalogue with baskinspam, SANJAY-JI
>>217431343>STEALEROFMONEYFROMTHECHURCHCOLLECTIONPLATE
Your guilty conscience may force you to vote Democratic, but deep down inside you secretly long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king.
>>217431494>I'm the last true Democrat, TAX AND SPEND TAX AND SPEND!
>>217431426
>>217431343That's where I saw the leprechaun. He told me to burn things.
>Little girl, I've had lots of jobs in my day. Whale hunter, seal clubber, president of the Fox network...
>>217431343>The best damn pet shop in town!
Yes, I'm missing one son. Return it immediately!
>>217431375Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.
>I have a watch with the minute hand>Okay, you can come, what time is it?>12:80. Wait uhhh...what comes after 12?>1>No, after 12
>Wonders Lisa, or blunders?
Smithers, I'm home.
What, already?
Yes.
Hello, my name is Mr.Burns. I believe you have a letter for meOkay Mr.Burns, what your first name?…..I don’t know
>Every night I wake up, screaming
>>217431343"I just think they are neat"
>>217431343>Ketchup?>Catsup?>Ketchup?>Catsup?
Gentleman, to evil
>>217431343Monorail!
>>217431343
>>217432357Look out Mr. Smithers!
>>217431343Hey kids, always recycle… TO THE EXTREME!
>>217431343>Kwyjibo!
>>217431513I call him Gamblor!!!
Inflammable means flammable? What a country!
> Maybe that’s why we beat you at football nearly half the time > Give me the drinking water my socks feel dirty
>>217431343"...can I go now?"
What was I laughing at again? Oh yes, that crippled Irish-man.
Was walking down a busy street one day when "The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big" popped into my head out of nowhere and I ended up having a laughing fit and feeling awkward. That line probably only made me laugh once when I was a kid. No idea why it hit so hard 20 years later.
LEMONADE?
>>217434237PLEASE
>>217431750>Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory is less likely to hurt Stampy than a guy who's ivory supplies are low
>>217431750>Here's the keys
>>217431343>No tv and no beer make Homer something something...
>That wasn't part of our deal, Blackheart!>THAT>WASN'T>PART
Some ice cream dude's gonna see this and it will blow his mind
Well, my work here is done...
>women will like what i tell them to like
>>21743134327!
>>217431343>MY BOY IS A BOX!!! DAMN YOU!!!
>>217431343>Giant spiderSimply this...*Unzips dick*
>HEY MA GET OFF THE DANG ROOF
>>217431343I didn't do it
Celebrate your country's independence by blowing up a small part of it.
There's Homer...
The frogurt is also cursed.
NO, COME BACK ZINC.
Hmmmmm
Buenas noches mein führer
>>217431343Just more of me to love honey.
>>217434706He got banned earlier and his IP is blocked from posting itt I guess, why mods don’t save their own time and block his IP range entirely+all his burner emails is beyond me
>>217431343>Im dreading the reviews i can tell you that
>>217431375DENTAL PLAN
This part always had me laughing.
>>217431343>My name is mr. Burns!
>>217434038> Was walking down a busy street one day when "The bee bit my bottom, now my bottom's big" popped into my head out of nowhere and I ended up having a laughing fit and feeling awkward. That line probably only made me laugh once when I was a kid. No idea why it hit so hard 20 years later.A nostalgic memory juxtapositioned into your adult life in a highly relatable way would be a lark worthy of jubilation.Or it's the early onset dementia. Get yourself checked out, OP.
>whats the name of this gastropod?
>>217435266That's Homer Simpson, sir. One of your organ doners from sector 7G
>you strawberry hit a homerun!>sure thing skip
>>217434392>Elephant's don't have keys..
>hey burnsy this was some shinding thank you very much>SMITHERS WHATS HAPPENING?!
>>217431343Sock Puppets!
>>217431343Simpsons predicted AI.
>>217431471
>>217435311
>>217433436>Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?>IIIIIIII DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>217431343¡ME QUIERO VOLVER CHANGO! ¡MI AUTO!
M-Mr Simpson?
>It's a three-pronged attack: subliminal, liminal and superliminal>superliminal?>Yes, HEY YOU JOIN THE NAVY!
>>217434038No way they'll make you Head Bee Guy.
I AM DISRESPECTFUL TO DIRT!
>Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?
>Oh, I see! Then everything is wrapped up in a neat little package!
probably misses his old glasses
>Pure hilarity!>Pure Homer!
>>217435625>HMPH>HAA>AAHADUNGGGG>OW!>Stupid wishing well
>>217435677>I'd ask him, but I'd be afraid of smothering him>Yeah, and then we'd get the chair>That's not what I meant>It was Marge, admit it
Well, that's the end of me
>Kennedy: Let me take a movement to have this Duff Beer>*applause*>Nixon: I like Duff, too.>*booos*
