>a quarter of a century later and it's more kino than ever
>>217432001the only thing that could possibly make it more kino would be if Rachel Weisz had normal eyebrows in it
>>217432001movies have only gotten worse since it came out so yeah obviously it seems even better now
>>217432035what's your problem bro
I exclusively wack it to AI-generated Anck-Su-Namun porn
>>217432035they are period accurate eyebrows that's how women did their eyebrows back then
>>217432103BASADO
>>217432001Bastardization of the original, ridiculously overrated up nostalgic uncs
>>217433864Repent zoomer
>>217432001might be the best movie ever
>>217432001I liked the second one
>>217432001>CARMELA!Why is Tony Soprano on the cover?
>>217432001i miss action movie star brendan frasier...
>>217434231he was the goat and then some kike wanted to fuck his anushole and he yeeted the fuck outta there and go no roles for 2 decades and his bitch cunt wife financially mogged him
>>217434230Its a cat, actually
>>217434207>Imhotep wakes up againyeah not watching that slop
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>>217434231instead we got transgender bradley pitt
>>217432001>Ankhesenamun will you please shut the DOOR
>>217434230>>217434655lmfao
>>217432001The last great adventure flickThey simply DO NOT make them like this anymore
>>217432001This movie has weirdly period accurate guns in it. The armorer was based as fuck.
>>217434655lmao
>>217434207The Mummy Returns isn't bad at all, but it is a classic "like the first one, only worse" sequel
>>217434207For me it's when Jonathan briefly teams up with the cultist>This is a sacred burial ground, were safe! See those stones? They'll never cross those>You are sure?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gz9pM59vNw
>>217432001The Mummy is an inherently funny word to say and that's why it can never be a horror movie. The new one New Line is making will flop hard. Should've retitled it.
>>217436861you have autism
>>217432103share it with us
>>217436885No, The Mummy is not a serious sounding word. One of the producers behind the 1999 film noted this as well which is why he ordered for the production to look for directors that can make it into an action adventure comedy. That's not just me saying that. The new one should've been called The Resurrected, as it was planned. Linking itself to The Mummy IP is suicide.
love the 25th anniversary poster
>>217436925nah that'd be illegal
rachel was so hot in the first movie like holy shiti tried to watch the second one the other day and it was just a bunch of references and the actress that stood in for rachel just took me out of itnot to mention the goofy kid sections
