Has any comedian suffered worse than Artie Lang?
>>217433273Anyone who ever worked for Howard Stern.
>>217433273Was he good at meth or something?
nigga made of playdoo
>>217433273Did he get that nose trying to catch the Road Runner?
>suffered worseAll his suffering was his own doing. The guy was given chance after chance. He fucked up his run in MadTv but found a career with Norm and Stern then he blows that by stabbing himself nine times but miraculously survives and starts his own podcast only to fuck up with more drugs and a collapsed nose from snorting glass. He's only done with the business now because he's got early on set dementia from all those years of fucking up his mind
>>217433430Still way sadder than the "OI WAS ROIPED" broad.
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>>217433273Andy Dick
>>217433273well Richard Prior was nearly burned alive and Lenny Bruce died of a drug overdose.
>>217433430At least he’ll die at home instead of some motel room. Not bad for such a massive fuck up.
>>217433626He's always had the protection of the tribe.
>>217433509Women have to know that when other women post shit like "so brave" and "you're gorgeous" its code for "you're so ugly that I feel so bad that I need to call you something nice to make me feel like a good person." Like, thats gotta hurt, right?
>>217433644he was masonic, not jewish
>>217433784>masonic>not jewishmasons are just jews with a secret handshake
>>217433832Spiritual Semitics.
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>>217433273Is Artie a closet self hating homosexual? His animosity to High Pitch Mike for being gay is way too much.
>>217433626michael richards is super rich from tv. he doesn’t actually live as a stand up.
>>217433644What protection? He was the first comedian to get "cancelled" before it was even solidified as a thing. His career went down the shitter immediately after this and some people are still butthurt about it
>>217433273>picrelBut I guess snorting coke for 30 years is some sort of tragedy.
He always was a real cut up.
>>217434143shoveling coke up your nose isn't stabbing.
>>217433644>>217433832literally not a Jew
>>217434143>>217434176Regardless of the morality of it, he's a guy who stabbed the shit out of himself and survived to snort broken glass and destroy his face. That's a gtim existence.
>>217434246he's fat, stab wounds aren't as serious, as he clearly didn't stab himself above the shoulders or we'd see the scars. It's like an rpg DR to piercing damage.
>>217433273jim norton
>>217433509It definitely is taking gender altering medications. No way that's natural
>>217433273He SUCKED on madtv, he SUCKED on the norm show, beer league SUCKED SHIT
>>217434413Jim's getting bored with the whole tranny thing. To bad he's to afraid and stubborn to back out.
>>217434469Get out sal! Its more than anything you accomplished
comedians are funny, but they're giant degen faggots. "oh no i can't control myself and not do drugs or rape people it's cause i'm so fucked in the head no one understands my pain" they're all sob stories fuck off
>>217433509Are we supposed to believe that she got breast cancer exactly at the time when all lesbians started getting top surgeries?She's a tranny and made up cancer to get sympathy points.
>>217434036i’ve always felt this. self loathing gay.
>>217433273Colin Quinn
>>217434246I guarantee all of our existences are more grim than arties life
>>217434474>Jim's getting bored with the whole tranny thingyeah looks like he needed to spice things up with gay interracial cuckolding
>>217434413Its not a black guy, its a Indian.
>>217434506Thank God we have musicians and actors to hold up our moral fiber.
>>217434082it's really unfair what happened to him though
>>217434881same thing
I like Artie but let's not pretend that his lying junkie bullshit was annoying towards the end of his Stern run.Dude just needs a quiet place with a nice girl to heal and lay low. Fame doesn't agree with him
>>217435002what nice girl is gonna shack up with this flatnose
>>217434553This isn't even a bullshit you hate gays you must be gay meme. Artie getting into it with Sal & Richard and his assistant Teddy is one thing because they were all retards. High Pitch Mike is such an easy target but Artie gets extremely nasty with him that doesn't really feel deserved. Something with his dad and being masculine which he tries so hard to be.
>>217433770Oh I’m sure they’re all VERY much aware. Women are unbelievably catty in how they interact with one another, all smiles and thinly veiled contempt.
>>217434448She had breast cancer and opted to just lop them off actually
>>217433341heh
Crazy that Artie couldn't string together a few hours per week of sobriety. Younger Artie was awesome, high with sun glasses Artie was rough to watch.
>>217435337Nvm, I apologize but she should get fake tits
>>217435748WHy? It's not like she was using them.
>>217434413did they break up already or jimmy just a cuck aswell a queer
>>217433430It's actually pretty likely that the "friend of his father's" who pulled the plug on him after he became a vegetable, was actually Artie himself. Would explain why he felt he had to be high all the time.
>>217435002HIs last year on the show was awful.
>>217433544Why does anyone bother helping Andy Dick? The best thing we as a people could do for him is to give him all the fent he wants and let him OD in peace.
>>217434143What he stab himself with, his diabetes test strip pin?
>>217433273Jim Norton. Easily.
>>217436482har har
>>217435310his dad didn’t want no fanook of a son
>>217433509Why is Adam Scott doing this
