Are we seriously supposed to believe this goofy-ass looking motherfucker was banging 8s and 9s every other week??
>>217433470Nowadays he looks goofy, yes, but in the 90s in Jew York that was the style
When you're rich it doesn't matter how talentless and autistic you are. There's nothing new about wealthy wastes of space getting some
>>217433470no it was a sitcom, not a documentary.
>>217433470Know that whole "doesnt matter what you look like if youre rich" thing thats spouted?Its from jewish guys mostly. >>217433508Ugly isnt a style anon. Its one part bad DNA one part terrible epigenetics from poor lifestyle environment and diet.
>>217433470No they were more like 16 to 17
He was rich and charismatic Also being in NYC before the Internet helped
>>217433470Being funny without being raunchy like Jerry is the key to making grils like you.
>>217433470the rizz was strong with this one
>>217434162>charismaticRich and famous. >>217434203When was he ever funny?
>>217433470>rich>funnyYeah dude
>>217433470The premise of the show is hes a famous comic. He's relatively wealthy with a good apartment for New York. Seriously that would cost 4-5 grand for his place
>>217434291a charismatic broke guy can pull off girls better than some famous and rich people.
>>217434203Don't pretend to be an innocent prude guy for laughs. Trust me. It only attracts big, fat, raunchy girls
>>217433915>seinfeld genocides a trillion goys with jokes>gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences >lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.>meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming dailyWhere is Allah?
>>217434342Hes neither of those things anon.
>>217433470Rich.Popular comedian.Acts like a Jewish Chad.
>>217433470They were 5s to 8s with some rare 9s sprinkled in.
>>217434804i was talking about charisma, not seinfeld. you can attract women without being rich and famous if you make them feel good in your company.
>>217433470He had money and fame.
>>217433470They had to shoot him above the waist Becuase his big Jewish cock bulge was too obscene under his pants . Any full body shot is a standin
>>217434947Im a dick and I tend to make women hate my company.Still fuck though.
>>217434341>Seriously that would cost 4-5 grand for his placeI think one episode mentioned it was like $430 for that big apartment in NYC. Now it would easily be 10x that much and even Wall Street guys are struggling.
>>217433470It was the 90s, Zoomers can't understand how easy it was for the most normcore doofs to regularly spread 8s and 9s cheeks on the reg back then.
