Write the story for Sicario 3
México is a shithole and some Americans needs to kill some beaners for some reason
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>>217433643Isabela is liberated from the bad guys by me and she's super grateful
>>217433643too bad she hit the wall already and looks nothing like this
>>217433734This is from yesterday
>>217433698How does she thank you for saving her?
>>217433643porn
>>217433734Oh shut up already
>>217433643I feed her pounds of junk food every day
>>217433643sexo
>>217433734You've been claiming this weekly for like six straight years.
>>217434174If this was made in the 90s they would have played ul the sex appeal and went full Charlie's angels.
Omg she hit the wall so hard I couldn’t even get it up with her
Isabela Moner's character must marry a nice white boy to stay in the US.
>>217433829Google says 2017
Sicario Tres: Dayo de the Sicario of Soldado Sicaro >Mexican cartels shoot innocent person>Grizzled bad ass man mumbles into the camera>"Are you a sicaro?">:Si">Random stealth bomber drops a GBU-39/B on a van >Grizzled specops OPERATORS sneak in to enemy compound with tactical coolness with awesome big reverb synth soundtrack pumping >Cleans out the drug lords>"Adios mi amigo">fade to black
>>217434267>guy who spams the same image over and over suddenly wants to talk about actual dates
>>217434309What about Isabela’s character what’s her resolve to her arc
how come she never filled out like other big booty latinas?
>>217434406she was in the van
>>217434248uh, that image is um, FIVE MINUTES old, she...doesn't look like that anymore!
>>217434410She’s Peruvian not a mexican and her dad is white
>>217433643donuts and ice cream
>>217434501Here we go with the same two images. We got 1/2, will it go 2/2?
>>217433643Moner's character has hot sweaty lesbian sexo with a new character played by Becky G. That's literally the whole movie. It's just an hour and a half of unsimulated latina lesbian sex.CHECK PLEASE
>>217434501She was bulking for a role
>>217434501do girls let you squeeze their tummy rolls while you fuck her?
>>217434588also is wearing a baggy shapeless outfit and a bad frumpy haircut, two reasons you should always be suspicious of anyone who only posts the same image on a loop
>>217434621Yes but you have to convince them ahead of time that you like it and it’s a turn on or they get insecure
>>217434297She's looking oddly white
>>217434587I just realized I had a relevant image that will provide a visual reference for my creative vision for SICARIO 3: LAS PUTITAS
>>217433643Benecio DelToro is king of mexico now, and it turns out I am along lost member of the european royal family (future king of all europe here) and he wants me to marry one of his many sexy latina daughters. I spend the movie doing cool parkour flips and wearing six hundred dollar sunglasses trying to escape from his sexy athletic mexican cartel tomboy assassin hit squad that are all also princesses that want my semen to get back to europe and marry my true love, a 6 foot tall blonde dutch netball player/supermodel/genius rocket scientist who is already pregnant with my twin sons, but we are as yet unmarried (DelToro kidnapped me from our wedding)
>>217434756
caramel
BEANERSLIKE TO EAT BEANS
We haven’t come up with a story yet. Let’s first address Isabela’s character and what she’s doing in America
>>217435158MEEEEEEEEE
>>217435158After the ending of Sicario 2, she was placed into protective custody but somehow fell through the cracks and the feds lost her, and now with no support and still in hiding from the cartels she works as a stripper in Miami under an assumed name to make a living.
>>217435223Why wouldn’t she just go back to her dad and live the millionaire life?
>>217435338Because like with all Mexican families, her papi was molesting her
>>217435338Wasn't he dead or something?
>>217435370She’s going to get molested by beaners at a strip club too might as well life in a mansion while it happens
>>217433659It is the 22nd centuryMexico is still a shitholeBeaners kidnap another beaner's kidIt is up to White Woman to save them....she hires two white guys.
>>217433643Sicario gets iPad
>>217435401No they killed the lawyer then they kidnapped the daughter then it turned out isis came from Minnesota or something so they did all that shit for nothing so the gov told them to clean everything up and kill everyone involved including a teenage girl that the whole country of Mexico was looking for Really good plot not sequelslop at all
>>217435413But then we can't get full nude stripper scenes of Moner.Or her extended private lap dance scene with a white gentleman (played by me)
>>217435507sex
>>217434356ANAL ANAL ANAL ANAL
>>217435507tum
A gym membership and a HWD could fix her.
>>217433643Xochi mogs this womanlet
>>217435691It's not a competition.
>>217435767>we are much the same, you and I
