>should I use my time machine to get rid of Voldemort?>naaahhh.....
Only hack writers rely on time travel
>or will i give it to my favorite muggle sprite so she can spend more time in “office hours” instead?
>"Alas! Bullshit!"
>>217434287Richard Harris wasn't in the third movie, you moron.
>go back in time >Impregnate Hermione the day after her menarche
>>217434287>should i actually try to train the next generation of wizards?>nah i think ill just go shove ethereal dildos in my ass and recruit a psychopathic child only to ignore and neglect him, only bothering to take notice when he lashes out and goes rogue
>>217434313Time travel, when done right, is one of the three best plot devices in movie history.
>>217434548Unfortunately it's never been done right
>>217434287Btw his beard is gray, it’s just cum stained white all school year. It clears up during summer break
>>217434712Batman Ninja did it pretty well
>>217434287>the children think they’re going to win the house cup because they’ve had a strong lead all year. Dumbeldor vengefully thought to himself.>”Psst! Hagrid! Want to see what heart break in a child looks like? Watch this” Whispered Dumbledor beneath his bitter butter beer breath.>Dumbledor calmy stood up with a force of aggression and gently bellowed: ”AHEM, YES YES WELL DONE SLYTHERIN WELL DONE SYTHERIN… HOWEVER!!!! 1000 POINTS TO HARRY, RON AND HERMIONE FOR DISOBEYING EVERY RULE AT HOGWARTS AND ENDANGERING NOT ONLY THEIR LIVES BUT THE LIVES OF ALL YOU, GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!”>As Dumbledor went to sit back down he stretched his eyeballs over to Hagrid and winked menacingly
>>217434498Most students are worthless, teachers know if you are going to end up working at a magical candy shop retail, don’t worry if you were smart teachers would have helped you
>>217434498where the fuck does this comment come from?
>>217434712But it will be, that's the beauty of it.
>>217434936I've always thought about this.Being a witch or wizard post Hogwarts would SUCK. Most of them just end up with boring jobs. Imagine your life peaking when you're 11-17 years old. Imagine if you were a kid who only did school work and never explored Hogwarts Castle, had adventures or did anything fun. Hogwarts is confirmed multiple times to be the coolest place in all the wizarding world, too.
