The porno where i was fucking your mom, you fucking loser.

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>>217436844
I can't. I kneel.

>>217436844
The ending was cooler.
>"My name is Yu Law. I am nobody's bitch. You are mine."

>>217436890
KINO

Also coolest ending. It's the middle that sucks.

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>>217437116
Jet Li is so fucking cool. Apparently his movies were considered dark and he was the dark version compared to Jackie Chan and his light-hearted films.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPvqFbIXmng

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>>217436867
thats cheating, so is this

>>217437368
Damn that's the movie I was trying to remember. My bros and I saw this in the theater, lots of fun. I love when fite movies set shit up where a guy has a deadly power move but then the hero learns how to get out of it the second time

>>217437382
I heard that in order to prepare for this scene the actor ACTUALLY transformed himself into a carbon-based lifeform powered by oxidizing organic matter within his digestive system. Crazy stuff.

>>217437368
I don't think Li's films have ever had the kind of huge, elaborate set piece sequences that take place at the beginning and end of Chan's Police Story.

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>>217437368
>*record scratch*
>"You must be wondering how I got here. Well it all started when..."

>>217436844
It's funny watching this and seeing Jason Statham as a rival/sidekick before he became a big name. Transporter came out a year later and bam

>>217436844
why did Jet Li die of AIDS so fast after this?

>>217437748
You can also see Statham as a side character in Ghosts of Mars.

>>217437784
He started doing china war movies and peeps were like "oh, ok"

>>217437823
watched Ghost of Mars recently
movie is bad but great at the same time
weird that its by Carpenter but I'm assuming he wanted it to be schlocky

>>217437849
no I mean in the 5 years from 2010 to 2015, he aged like 30 years.

>>217438108
He had a health condition in 2010 and his health has been on the decline ever since.

>>217436844
LOTR two towers, fly over the mountains, into a crack in the mountain to gandalf fighting the balrog and falling down to the aquifer

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>>217438108
Looks fine to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmSbHQ5hURs
recently uploaded a vid to his youtube channel, looks like he will be posting new videos, which only get like 1k on a good day, like a subscribe you faggots

>>217438633
He still looks really good. That 5head on the daughter, though.

>>217438633
would

>>217437934
It was highly praised by the Cahiers du Cinema guys who put it in their top 10 of that year if I recall

>>217436914
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>217436844
Blade Runner for example.

>>217436859
Unc "humor"

>>217439765
>zoomie mad
kek based momfucker gottem

>>217439807
>your mom jokes
>in 2026
Get with the times gramps