shitpost edition>>217432568
>one wide shot of a titty>multiple minutes of shitting man ass.I think this one is for the gays lads
Only praise I can say right now, it's better than hotd.
why was the 2nd episode preview so fucking long and explained the entire fucking plot?
>>217438113i just got done with the episode and didnt even notice a tiddy
poop from a butt
/ / P E A K E \ \
>>217438087so far so good, hopefully the first season will be good enough, you guys know they usually want to fuck it up on 2nd season
BRAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
It was good. I actually like the slower pace, it feels like we actually get to spend time with these characters, and it's nice to have a show set in this world that's not super serious.
>>217438135I was just about to post this, they just gave away the entire season with that preview
when does this take place relative to GoT proper
>>217438145It's gonna happen. Been around too long to see this pattern. Enjoy it while it last.
>>217438131Co-Writer Annie Julia Wyman LA karen
Do you guys think normies are gunna give a fuck about this or is it dead in the water. It’s cute and I kinda want it to last.
>>217438171about a 100 years ago.
>>217438145the next story is the best one so I hope not
>>217438174the writer already shows its going to decline alot on the 2nd season, but as i said, if the first season is good enough, ill be so happy, man
where the fook is bloodraven
>>217438176>>217438131can jannies do something about this retard
>>217438203MOOOODDSS
Main character's love interest 1Gaten Matarazzo
>>217438196>the writer already shows its going to decline alot on the 2nd seasonSauce?
>>217438171I'm 90% sure that Egg (the bald kid) is Aemon's (the old guy in the Night's Watch in GoT) brother, so less than 100 years before GoT.
>>217438215Main character's love interest 2
>>217438224You lost!
>>217438176With the exception of the Toni Morrison book, these books are so “I took AP English in high school and I haven’t attempted to expand my tastes or challenge myself since”. Nothing wrong with it, but if he’s aiming to impress it’s not working.
>>217438215The face that charms thoundsand knights
>>217438171>>21743818689 years to be exact
>>217438113There's more than just this shot?
>>217438087GRRM's idea
He didn't say Dunk the lunk once :(
>>217438202bloodraven doesn't show up until the mystery knight, so season 3, probably get a flashback scene in season 2 when he ended the blackfyre rebellion
>>217438203post ebin images
>>217438246Remember when he had a hidden camera show where he would goof on people trying to get jobs? What a decadent premise
>>2174381776 episodes
TAOOBA
baratheon guy is a clear faggot
>>217438177i found it very charming and endearing, it's nice to see the world outside of the royals and their schemes, it felt really comfyapparently they're going to do one season every year so im very happyfuck hotd
>>217438087THE MORE HE SHAT
Is it worth it bros?
SARA HESS
>>217438331Yes, very much so
>>217438331Yes, except for a certain scene that happens in the beginning.
>>217438315Makes me wish they focused on this instead of hotd. Kinda wouldn’t mind more dunk and egg stories over winds too at this point.
>>217438331the price of an hbo sub or your time spent?
>>217438215>>217438231>two love interests. Is Dunk a harem protagonist?
I just want to see the poopy scene. I've already read the books and am gonna wait a couple weeks to watch with family
Why did they choose this young twerp as the show runner? Makes me afraid
>>217438370the red head isn't a love interest
AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>217438382what are you doing?
>>217438382she cute
>>217438269Maybe earlier, beings Dunk is a blackwood bastard
>>217438407jus chillin wbu
>>217438331It's good actors carrying jewy writerslop, same as usual.
We are so back boys
>>217438378>Red headThat's a redbone
>>217438331It’s a bit of fun innit
a knight of the shitting kingdoms
Yikes at the musicAnd how do you not end Ep 1 with the Aegon reveal like the 1st chapter did?
>>217438375>Why did they choose this young twerp as the show runner? Makes me afraid
but this series really has a thing for mixed black girls huh.
>>217438131This is supposed to be a story about white men, written by white men.
I read the duncan eggs books but don't remember any of it.
Turned it off right after that scene. Grotesque shit like that in the first 6 minutes....Nope. All these GoT shows are meaningless because HBO has no fucking clue what they're doing. They should have had more oversight on the final season of GoT and told dumb and dumber to kick rocks or walk.
>>217438411no he isn't thats just your headcanon
>>217438265>FICK AS A CASSLE WOLL
>>217438484The T&A quota was altered to include man ass, cocks, and shitting, by seething diversity roasties in HBO.If this was made 10 years ago, all the farting scenes would be beautiful tits instead. Never forget what they took from you.
>>217438544checked and based.
>Tfw all tingly hearing the GoT theme song againIs it the best theme of any show ever? No theme makes me feel like the GoT one
i wish we could have seen Robert wearing the antler crown
very disappointed with no intro :(
>>217438087>One of the first scenes is shit spraying out of his assHe and Dany need to have a shitoff. First to collapse from dehydration or stood shitting for more than a minute loses.
>HBO Developing Game of Thrones Sequel Starring Arya Stark Now Jon Snow Spinoff Is ScrappedAre we finna hype bros?
>>217438601Yeah the whole intro is great, definitely up there. Love Black Sails too.
>>217438620Not having the dany shitting her brains out chapter in season 7 was the biggest sin of D&D
>>217438544
>>217438625Yes but I also want a Jon Snow show too. Kit is doing incredible in Industry acting wise, I think he still has it in him to be Jon. Not whatever bullshit he proposed for the show though, Jon needs to be happy with Ghost and Tormund not PTSD riddled and dead.
>>217438601ruined by the shit coming from ass
>>217438617a got/hotd intro style wouldn't fit this show
The songbird found him leaning against the tree, groaning. Every shart was louder than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time Ser Arlan passed, he was dumping monster logs.
>>217438087>Look daddy, I'm an actor
>>217438686pure fanservice
The shit joke was funny, are you all zoomer prudes or something? Jesus Christ go get laid or something and learn to laugh at poop jokes
>>217438087>>217438484Clearly they are cultivating their dumb and dumber persona.
>>217438686Anyone have a gif or link to this?
haha poo
>>217438087>>217438686humiliation ritual
Reddit and all the youtube shills love it great success!
>>217438686I took it as a good homage to the main series since he was shitting out the got theme
>>217438730The wide shot with the projectile shit was a bit much and dated, but otherwise it was pretty funny.
Damn, /ourguy/ lost weight, good for him.
I'll be honest, I didn't really think Lyonel was zesty.
It's better than a butt farting into the camera because his genitals are being mutilated.
I liked it
>>217438821Me too.
>>217438821the poop?
>>217438203Janny answered your call
>liberals and scatName a more iconic duo
>beats his wet clothes on the dusty ground instead of the tree right next to himHigh IQ. The smell of dirt covers his body odor.
Common Janny,I just post about the writer of this show?
>>217438869>Name a more iconic duoRepublicans and pedophiles
>>217438176>To Kill A MockingbirdOh wow shit you read in middle school they had the nigger word in it.
>>217438891He was your friend tho?
Any more ass shots?
I like lyonel already
>>217438891Source?
>>217438891lel
>>217438891Lol
>>217438919everyone whos already seen it said he steals the show, they also said there is some plotline that just gets dropped but idk what that is, maybe something to do with the whores?
>>217438919>Mutters to self>ATTENTION. I AM VERY INTELLIGENT.>WHO WAS IT?!>Fuck it>Refuses to elaborate He's literally me.
>>21743813721:14 lad
>>217438914God I hope so.
>>217438914Yeah. He bathes in a creek and it shows his ass.
>>217438960I would watch an entire show of nothing but drunk lyonel fucking with everyone for lulz
>>217438231Why are they so scared of actual Red head?Are they white supremacy or something?
>>217438960so who invented jousting?
>>217439031gods I suppose now give me the 100 gold dragons
>>217438231>>217439029No idea
>Prepare delicious meal and Monster energy drink >Get comfortable and excited to watch new show>Take the first bite >Projectile shid Just like old times
>>217439121But it's slop now
>>217439133better then any got since season 4
>>217438087This has released? By the Gods Old and New, there really is no hype around this is there?
Why is nobody talking about the child prostitution scene?
>>217439209?
>>217438087I just watched the first 5min why in the FUCK did I have to watch shit shoot out of a man's asshole. EVERYTHING IS WRITTEN BY SHIT EATING FAGGOTS NOW. EVERYTHINGAnd this is nothing like GRRM humor
>>217438087Just finished the first episode. Kino ending. Is Djawadi doing the music?
Did I kill the thread or no one cares anymore?
>>217439263It’s 7.30 am in Greece and you’ve stayed up all night posting this.
Actually enjoyed it. Am I changing or is it actually solid?
>>217439263good one anon
>>217439263americans aren't awake yet
is my goat Daemon B in this or nahh?
>>217439242THE MORE SHE DRANK THE MORE SHE SHAT
>>217438087Ah yes the violent diarreah scene from the book.
>>217439239Daeron paid the mother a gold dragon, went upstairs where the little girl had just been, and she told Dunk to ignore it.Only cultured individuals like myself noticed I guess.
>>217439255no Djawadi was doing fallout, its a new guy I like it
>>217438891cooked him
>>217439263This is the time where Europe is still sleeping and America is about to go to sleep. Also, there is no hype around the show.
The tone was good and the perspective of Duncan looking in on the nobility is entertaining.
>>217439316no she said ignore him, he doesn't get laid at the inn its a plot point actually
>>217439307he's been dead for like 10 years at this point anon
>>217439345Not that anon, but then why show the little girl in the stairs?
It was alright, I suppose
>>217438087Filler episode
Anywhere to stream this?
>>217439375DAEMON BLACKFYRE DIED???
>>217439345buying a whore isn't getting laid
>>217439382just to show that almost everyone left for the tourney and its just the inn keeper and her daughter left
>>217439396Yeah mate
>>217439410I'm not even going to dignify that with a response
>>217439345You might be right, but I'll believe it happened until proven otherwise.
>>217439307>goat>Daemon B
>rating 9.2 on imdbwe're eating good tonight, GRRMbros.
>>217439396https://ww4.seeflix.to/home/
The GOT theme fading in only to smash cut to Dunk taking a giant shit is one hell of a metaphor.
Link please.
>>217439464Thanks anon. I'm just gonna watch the shit scene and go to bed and watch tomorrow
I had funcute little showthe only bad scene was the shitting
>>217439459Brapp
I like that egg had that weird British royal family accent
>>217439314Yeah, GRRM puts multiple of them in everything he writes. Are you unfamiliar with how sunset found Kelly C in the grass?
>>217439387Kek
>>217439486grrm approved of that one
>>217439537the targs always have a posh british accent, starks sound scottish or welsh, lannisters sound american, dornish is all over the place but usually spanish accent
glad this show acknowledges GoT is shit
>lyonel was described in the character brief as a cross between Jack Sparrow and Earnest Hemmingwayyou know what, I like it
Just realised that whore was dressing up dead for some sicko's fetish. Kinda based.
>the most impactful show in recent pop culture and medieval fantasy fiction is shit
I was watching it for her, she was so cute in The Wayfinders. It's too bad redheads aren't allowed to be major characters these days. Of course, they just have to shove niggers in our faces instead.
>Medieval >EuropeanAre you faggots all fucking retarded?
The shitting scene is a filter to get rid of a particular, delicate type of audience. I love this tactic and it's rarely used.
>>217439636a redhead is a major character in the next one
>>217439606h-how do you know that? but based if true.
>>217439591theme at the start was a nice touchBravo GRRM
>>217439674why else would a whore be pretending to be dead like that?
>>217439674It's the only logical explanation
Did it subvert your expectations?
>>217438375Because he works cheap and follows orders.
A single gold dragon could get you a girl like that on the stairs. Or that girls virginity in the prologue of feast for crows. How much is a dragon in value? If you were a business owner you could have virgins routinely
>>217439706It had less shitting than I expected from the thread.
The theme for this show is great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtjTqwzjXNg
>>217439726Send me to Westeros bros.
>>217439675has anyone made this into a gif/mp4?
Tanselle Too Cute (when she does that thing with her hair)
>>217439636>stole your scenesorry not sorry negress
>>217439726>>217439716>>217439690>>217439674>>217439606I don't think that little girl was bought
>>217439770and why did you reply to me about it?
>>217439785Why not?
>>217439770But a gold dragon is an awful lot for some lamb and a bed. >he doesn't care about money, or he's just niceMaybe, but there's no reason he couldn't rent the girl for a night as well.It explains why she kept the girl around, and why he paid so much. It fits.
>>217439766Why does this look green screened?
>>217439859very sharp focus on the actors, very blurred background
>>217439310Yes, but that's woman. A woman shitting is a completely different thing all together. I don't even think it's the same biological process. GRRM definitely has a scat fetish though.
>>217438087So do you faggots actually like these shows? I see your constant shit talking in other threads but you have these sustained generals.
>Ser Anon, would you be willing to give me one gold dragon coin?
>I've hung dornishmenHanged
>>217439955maybe he's saying he owns big dicked dorns
>>217439965Fair
>>217439944I love itlove it
>>217438215At least the mixed race chick who played Missandi or whatever her name was in the og GoT was actually hot
>>217439944i love the fatmans worlds, whether they are being bastardized or brought to life, i have fun with it
>>217439944I love ASOIAF even with the dumpster fire adaptations (which are kinda fun to revel in)
>>217439850He's also paying for wine a lot of wine, also he's paying for egg and finally he's really drunk really rich and doesn't care
>>217439031Nancy boys with their cocks
why is the kid bald
>>217438488Yea? Compare hoster blackwood's description in ADWD to dunks, remember see arlan is from pennytree ( he is dismissed from service because he took dunk as a squire, because he recognized him)And then reread that mystery knight again and pay close attention when he speaks with "plumm" (bloodraven) where he rants as if he feels like dunk is his brother (because he is)Dunk is a blackwood bastard, he has the blood of the first men, and probably had more of a hand in the tragedy at summerhall than you may think
Obviously too early to tell, but I feel dunk and egg would work better as a movie, no? Hedge Knight in its entirety followed by the next chapter.
>>217438087My expectations were subverted.
>>217439954Show me yer cunt
>>217440050no one cared who he was till he was bald
>>217440026Yeah, I know. I think both possibilities are valid. There's no decisive evidence yet either way.My interpretation is Daeron is a cunnysseur until proven otherwise.
>>217440050He has ligma
>>217440050Cancer :/ He dies in episode 5
I'm withholding judgement until the final female directed episodes air, but other than the gratuitous man ass and shit flinging man ass it was comfyThey nailed the laughing storm
