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>>217444427I've tried to listen to his standup and it's just stupid stories about being drunk without any actual jokes. Coworker comedy.
>>217444445I had a boss who liked Bert Kreischer.My boss bragged about getting shot 4 times in his life. I was working at a restaurant. Restaurant is not an innuendo. We served food and my boss was some mid 20s zoomer bragging about getting shot.I never thought his signature joke was that funny. Calling himself the machine is basically the first episode of arrested development where they all think there's some guy named Hermano.The signature joke is like 10 minutes which is 9 minutes too long. The movie was not a 90 minute version of this joke. It was 2 and a half hours. And it has Mark Hamill.And it's not good at all.
>>217444427he's come so far
>>217444445Okay, civilian
i had never heard of this guy and then people found out i was drinking stuff like orange tang and kool-aid in my big water jug, they all had to show me some stupid podcast he was on where he had the same thing going on and it was somehow a huge fucking deal.and then i learn he's somehow famous and has been for a long time
>>217446874Ahh you must be from the famous uhh, death squad, known for, it says here on this card... Uproarious laughter... Yeah that checks out
>>217444427BROOOOO THE MACHINE IS FREAKIN BACK BRO, BOUT TO GET A CASE, A 'ZA AND SOME FREAKIN HOTWINGS TO DEMOLISH THEN ILL BE ON THE TOILET LATER LMAOOOOO
>>217444445>Coworker comedyThat's a perfect term for it anon
>>217444427>So in this show. Get this. Bert Kreischer, the comedian known for taking his shirt off and being a party guy. Well he has to put his shirt on and act like a normal civilian to not embarrass his family as his kids join a rich school. Sounds hilarious. I hope he teaches the stuffy posh kids how the really party
I have a theory that Rogan originally praised and glorified this group (Bert, Ari, Tom, Hinchcliffe) so that him being such a shit comedian doesn’t stand out so much in comparison especially when he tours with them or perform at his club
>>217444427Lets give this rotted comedian with arrested development a sitcom show that involves a facsimile of his family, this can't possibly backfire.Doesn't this faggot run some sort of escort service/onlyfans hybrid with Tom now?
>>217448100I don't think he's that smart, it's hubrisHe like Jerry Jones, an incredibly successful oil man and sports team owner that makes terrible football decisions, that wants to be thought of as a football man and genius of the sportJoe's an incredibly successful podcast man and former TV host with a terrible sense of humor, who wants to be a standup comedy genius
>>217444427pedestriahs ITT SEETHING
>>217444427THE FAT ALCOHOLIC MANCHILD TOOK OFF HIS SHIRT! I clapped
>>217448415that's a pretty good comparison actually. jerry jones thinks hes a football genius yet he hasn't been close to the superbowl in 30 years
