OWWWIE MCZOWWIE NOT MY HECKIN FIVER FINGERINO FRENDO!!! THAT'S NOT HECKIN COOL. OOFIE WOOFES THIS REALLY STINKS!
>>217444901Would you start masturbating in this scenario?
I’d use my cum and spit as lube like I always do.
Why is it always middle class white dudes who get stuck under rocks
>>217445001>cucked in deathT-thanks dad.
>>217444901He didn't say that
>>217445001le faustian spirit o algo
>>217445001Its in the whiteoids nature to seek self destruction.
>well THAT just happened
>>217445001I can watch movies featuring or listen to docos about the most horrific deaths imaginable like Unit 731 or the Byford Dolphin incident, but for some reason the Nutty Putty Cave incident absolutely freaks me out and I've never gotten to the end of an article or doco featuring it. That pic alone is enough to make me feel claustrophobic. To then be cucked after dying like that is somehow even worse.
>>217445001white men don't get enough (any) sex and it drives them to self destructive dopamine seeking behaviours like extreme sports.
