the joke is sex
no one forces gentiles to consume this slop, they watch it because they like it
>>217445309good point
>>217445290Does putting your penis into a warm pie actually feels good? Does it feels like an actual vagina?
>>217445290>Zoommeroid be likeSex is too spicy
>>217445290I don't get it
>>217445290Hilarious.
>>217445363fucking an apple pie and fucking a woman are literally the same thing, that's why my gf is literally an apple pie
>>217445394>Fuck your girlfriend then eat herThis man has the right idea.
>>217445290In retrospect, I wish I never saw this movie, or at least not until I left high school. Set unrealistic expectations.
>>217445290my parents took me to see it in the theater when I was 8 not realizing what it was. My mom spent most of the movie covering my eyes. In retrospect I don't get why we didn't just leave, but I saw my first titties then and had a LOT of questions on the ride home.
>>217445743what on earth did your parents think the movie was about before seeing it?
>>217445547What were you expecting?
>>217445363Some guy burnt his dick because he fucked an apple pie fresh out of the oven instead of waiting to let it cool first
>>217445363I heard microwaving a banana works wonder
>>217445392Too old
>>217445378kek
>>217445862
>>217445767idk man I was eight. They probably thought it was like Caddyshack or something.
>we're all gonna go to college as virgins..they probably have special dorms for people like us
>>217445783Sex parties with hot teens. Never really happened though because I'm an undiagnosed autist with a big mouth and low self esteem. Would have been better if I didn't have the imagery though. Ignorance is bliss.
>>217445290the joke is americans are degenerate subhumans and have no moral standards
>>217445290The whole point of the movie is that the act of having sex by a certain age doesn't matter and it's a meaningless goal when you should be focusing on building real human connections.
>>217446596You think horny retards are capable of understanding this?
>>217446596I first had sex with a 15 year old emo girl when I was 17. I was the first one in my friend group to lose my v-card
>>217445290Yeah, we used to like that sort of thing, you know.
>>217445392that's from american pie 2, however
>>217445309ok schlomo
>>217446294judeo-americans
>>217445290I still dont get it
>>217446086I attended plenty of those sex parties as a teen. Still didn't have sex until I was 18 and it was an extremely disappointing experience.
>>217447528Go away.
>>217446049>like CaddyshackWhich also has tits in it.
>>217447822um rude
>>217445290American PieStarring Non-Jew Caucasians>Jason Biggs (Italian)>Chris Klein (German)>Thomas Ian Nicholas (Italian / German-Irish)>Seann William Scott (Scottish)>Chris Owen (English)>Tara Reid (Irish)>Mena Suvari (Greek-Estonian)>Shannon Elizabeth (Lebanese)>Jennifer Coolidge (English)Starring Jews>Eddie Kaye Thomas>Alyson Hannigan>Natasha Lyonne>Eugene LevyStarring Blacks>Starring Asians>Starring Hispanics>It was a better time.
