>the way you time travel as a man is, when you're 22, when you're 17, when you're 24... you just fuck around a lot. and before you know it, you'll be 30, you'll be 40, you'll have fucking nothing>WZZZZZ>BYE 4 YEARS>I THOUGHT I WOULD'VE LEARNED MORE BY NOW
shut up this faggot is not funny
please for the love of god leave this websitei wasted my 20s as an apathetic highschool dropout in my room high on weed zoning out to youtube and video games that didn't even interest me because i assumed that i was just born to be a non grata loser that was going to commit suicide around age 30 - 34 anyway and now im still alive and not even qualified for a minimum wage grocery bagging or greeter job and i don't know what a verb or a noun is, nor rudimentary arithmetic, nor ambition. i don't even know how to drive a car. i barely know how to tie my shoes and ride a bike.i threw away the gift of life, it was right in front of me every day, and i let misery win
>>217445488https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBlusFSzOwMTime travel has already been solved with one simple technique
>>217445505me too
>>217445488i know guys like that, it's rough they're fuckedi managed to get SkiLLs so i have a job, don't have much else though. i'm partially fucked and still waste my timeunironically sam hyde prevented me from suffering a worse fate of not having a job and just having nothing at all
>>217445505Hahaha fucking LOSER
>>217445505I was browsing Wizchan when they first started talking about the Dead Internet Theory back in 2020. That same year, I was still college aged actually, and some chick snapped a pic of me when I did leave the house for once because I’m that good looking. Instead of having sex I wasted my life watching the Internet die because I would rather sit inside and jack off.
>>217445505https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbq8DNSdETY
>>217445488Why didn't he time travel to a time before Harland raped him live on-air?
>>217445515>>217445505note that I said "me too" and while most of that is me, I'm not retarded, I can tie my shoes and ride a bike just fine. I could also, purely in terms of technical ability, bag groceries.
>>217445488>>217445505Sam is right, welfare maxx you losers, say you're a spastic autist, get welfare, finish high school education, go learn a trade or go to community college, get your bachelor or trades degree and do anything you want like become a teacher in japan, debt maxx along the way thereIts just that simple, just be born in somewhere nice in EU, america, canada or Australia
I don't get his appeal.
>>217445488Sam gave better life advice when he wasn't trying to.
>>217445505I don't know how people are wasting their lives here. I've been here for about fifteen years and in that time, I got married, had a bunch of kids, bought a house, and said nigger at least a few thousand times. You can accomplish so much while still being a shitposter, it's not either or.
>>217445729>>217445775>Sam gave better life advice when he wasn't trying toyes and something the op intentionally changes/excludes is that his "how to time travel" bit from this video wasn't about just "fucking around" it was explicitly and specifically about dating and fucking around with girls in your 20sGuess he changed it for his payroll boss Sam because late zoomers and gen A and shit are way more incel, they aren't privileged enough to be able to say "haha I wasted my 20s hanging out with my ex-girlfriend being lovey dovey and fucking all the time in a relationship I thought was going somewhere but wasn't" which is the entire basis of his rant.got to repackage his advice grift from 12 years ago to fit the modern audience
