>So there's this mermaid, and she's totally hot, a bombshell redhead, cinched waist, clamshell bikini top, the works>Alright, alright, I'm liking it so far>She's a mermaid and she wants to get legs to get with this totally hot dude on the mainland>Nice, sweet, keep going>But there's an evil sea witch who steals her voice, so she has to get married before the timer runs out, also she's 16>Pause...
>>217446556Ariel is the best Disney princess because she's so naive about the human world that you could do whatever you wanted to her and she'd just think "oh this is what they do in the world above" and on top of that she doesn't speak, making her absolutely perfect cocksleeve material, I mean you could probably get her to drink your piss and she'd do it while smiling
>>217446608Based mermaid-manipulator.
>>217446608Absolute degenerate.
>Sees a nude, underage disabled chick on the beech>Immediately tries to get laid, marries her without ever once meeting her parents or communicating with herBased or cringe
>>217446608I'm gonna need a drawing of the prince pissing in Ariels mouth
>>217446705Incredibly based. Non-visual physical are fine. Being a deaf chick means you don't have to worry about her overhearing you, and a mute chick means you don't have to talk about stupid shit constantly. Blind is a little harder, but she can't tell if you're watching porn while having sex, so that's a plus.
>>217446705>underageI mean, 16 is legal in most parts of the world.
My earliest TV crushes:>ariel>madeline>mistyNoticing a theme here
>>217446608>I mean you could probably get her to drink your piss and she'd do it while smilingWhere do you think pee ends up? She already drank lot of piss in the ocean.
>>217446887the blondes are all ruined so redheads are the next best thing / rare gene, that's why hollywood is ruining them also
>>217446556ariel. let me see your poosy.
>>217446705There wasn't an age of consent in most of the world until the middle of the 20th century.
>>217446887>jasmine>chel>pocahontas
>>217446887For me it was Maid Marion but luckily I didn't furry-out.
>>217446705He's a prince, he can do what the fuck he wants. Someone doesn't like him throatfucking a mermaid on the beach? Guillotine time for that peasant, baby.
>>217446992Most of the furhypno was from Disney Afternoon and Saturday morning cartoons.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGH-ro8Xra0
>>21744655616 year olds are TIGHT!
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>>217447248He's back by the way, now I can finally participate in discussion of the new fantastic 4
