Does this mean a group of guys want to be my fren and do everything they can to help me get sex?
>>217447703Where do you work?
>was supposed to be this>instead get molested as a childI'm not sure which one I prefer, honestly.
>>217447703How do you still care at this age? Just let it go.
that hasn't been my experience
If you have gotten to that point just sleep with a prostitute, take a viagra and pay for sex, you have come this far nobody except 4chan/pol/cells deviants care about how you have sexJust get it out the way, then you can fly to south east asia, get any pinoy you want
>>217447703If you're past 30 and haven't had sex you either aren't trying or you don't want to for whatever reason. I don't think its a horrible thing and knocking a woman up seems like a backdoor welfare program.
>>217447801>amateur virgin Lol
I'm developing a sort of psychosis where I honestly think God/the universe wants me to be celibate for life, because I honestly should not be a virgin at this age >tfw tall, in decent shape, not terrible looking >not autistic and have fairly good social skills>still a virgin at 26 I just have a hard time believing that not a SINGLE women out of the thousands I've interacted with over the course of my life took a liking and me and decided I was fuckable. Even if it's an issue where I lack charisma or sexual allure, I've known rizzless losers who are fat and wear triforce shirts and they still fuck more than I do. I don't get it man.
>>217447806I'm 27 so unless a miracle happens I'm gonna be there very soon but from my experience the >you're not even tryingThing is just bullshit. What's a nigga supposed to do. I work out, I dress alright, I've got tinder open. Other than that, there's nothing you can plausibly do other than cold approach strangers in the middle of the street (nobody does this) or go join the first book club you find on facebook (nobody also does this).The truth is, as a sexhaver, a very particular set of circumstances coincided for you to get laid in HS or college through a friend who knew a friend or something like that and if that friend didn't have that other friend to meet you two up nothing would've happened and you'd be in my shoes. I'd know cause I did meet with a few girls in college but through my own autism or circumstances it just didn't happen. After college when life's been work-sleep forever since, there's 0 chances to meet anybody normally, so I hold on my -one like every couple weeks- tinder as my last modicum of hope so I don't kill myself.
>>217448232>What's a nigga supposed to do.RENT.A.WHORE.
>>217448287Bitch, it's not about sex. It's about being worth fucking.
>>217448232Imagine being this mentally defeated. You will never get anywhere on Tinder mate.
>>217448482What am I supposed to do.
>>217447703How do you go 40 years without fugging once
>>217447801It'll feel hollow as shit, it's not about cumming it's about feeling like a man
>>217447703The problem with this is he also doesn't masturbate yet is completely ambitionless
>>217448232You're romanticizing the whole thing go to a local bar around happy hour and chat up what ever hoe is next to you. If you want a genuine wife get some immigrant or 3rd worlder or a nerdy girl that lost weight.
>>217448101Try asking the women you know, also try gradually lowering your standards until you get a hit
>>217448531Go to church
I turned 35 and I'm still a kissless hugless virgin.whats funny is that in my country prostitution is legal and I have shitloads of money but I would never pay a whore because I dont like the concept of giving some roastie my money.just doesnt sit right with me.
>>217448766What wizard powers do you have?
>>217448101>not terrible looking post face
>>217448708I've done this a couple times. Got pre-drunk and went to a bar by myself, something that, again, nobody would never fucking do cause you can get drunk yourself a lot cheaper, and all the women were just talking in their groups. You can't butt in. You have nothing to talk about. I just hung about a couple hours staring at nothing and waiting for an opening, hoping I'd overhear something I can talk about but nah.>>217448722What if you don't know any women.
>>217448691>it's about feeling like a man'feeling like a man' rises and falls with each and every time you have sex
>>217448756unironically
>>217448756Right. You can totally score widowed 78 year old ladies there.
>>217448819I guess my wizard power is that money comes very easily to me.I never had to try hard to earn a living and the investments I made paid off massively.I also have never paid woman for anything, never went on a date or anything like that.
>>217447703>Dude, give up your friends, job, hobbies and marry some used up single-mother for a chance at getting laidIf it's anything like the way this movie presents it, it's not worth it.
>>217448884Oh look at mister I'm too good for gilfs. Her teeth fall out one time and suddenly you've got standards?
>>217448756>>217448884There is a weird number of church girls that are in their late 20s but are completely insane especially Catholics but some evangelicals something about saving themselves breaks their minds.
>>217447801Not OP but i've thought about doing this. What's stopping me is that knowing my luck, i'll surely get some fucking STD making my life even worse.33 yo btw, i'm good looking and i still got time i guess.
I just had sex after a 10 month dry spell, It felt so good
>3 years since i kissed a girl>8 years since i fucked one it's really weird because i'm technically not a virgin but I so rarely actually get intimate with women that i might as well be
>>217449901That’s me but I don’t keep track. I just accept this life we live is far from natural.
>>217449795>I still got time I guessno, it’s over and the window for quality mates is closed. Your options now are prostitutes, divorcees looking for a man to raise Tyrone’s baby, or societal reject women who are as unappealing to you as you are to normal women. It’s probably better to just accept being a single virgin
