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Does this mean a group of guys want to be my fren and do everything they can to help me get sex?
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>>217447703
Where do you work?
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>was supposed to be this
>instead get molested as a child
I'm not sure which one I prefer, honestly.
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>>217447703
How do you still care at this age? Just let it go.
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that hasn't been my experience
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If you have gotten to that point just sleep with a prostitute, take a viagra and pay for sex, you have come this far nobody except 4chan/pol/cells deviants care about how you have sex

Just get it out the way, then you can fly to south east asia, get any pinoy you want
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>>217447703
If you're past 30 and haven't had sex you either aren't trying or you don't want to for whatever reason. I don't think its a horrible thing and knocking a woman up seems like a backdoor welfare program.
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>>217447801
>amateur virgin

Lol
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I'm developing a sort of psychosis where I honestly think God/the universe wants me to be celibate for life, because I honestly should not be a virgin at this age

>tfw tall, in decent shape, not terrible looking
>not autistic and have fairly good social skills
>still a virgin at 26

I just have a hard time believing that not a SINGLE women out of the thousands I've interacted with over the course of my life took a liking and me and decided I was fuckable. Even if it's an issue where I lack charisma or sexual allure, I've known rizzless losers who are fat and wear triforce shirts and they still fuck more than I do. I don't get it man.
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>>217447806
I'm 27 so unless a miracle happens I'm gonna be there very soon but from my experience the
>you're not even trying
Thing is just bullshit. What's a nigga supposed to do. I work out, I dress alright, I've got tinder open. Other than that, there's nothing you can plausibly do other than cold approach strangers in the middle of the street (nobody does this) or go join the first book club you find on facebook (nobody also does this).
The truth is, as a sexhaver, a very particular set of circumstances coincided for you to get laid in HS or college through a friend who knew a friend or something like that and if that friend didn't have that other friend to meet you two up nothing would've happened and you'd be in my shoes. I'd know cause I did meet with a few girls in college but through my own autism or circumstances it just didn't happen. After college when life's been work-sleep forever since, there's 0 chances to meet anybody normally, so I hold on my -one like every couple weeks- tinder as my last modicum of hope so I don't kill myself.
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>>217448232
>What's a nigga supposed to do.
RENT.
A.
WHORE.
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>>217448287
Bitch, it's not about sex. It's about being worth fucking.
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>>217448232
Imagine being this mentally defeated. You will never get anywhere on Tinder mate.
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>>217448482
What am I supposed to do.
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>>217447703
How do you go 40 years without fugging once
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>>217447801
It'll feel hollow as shit, it's not about cumming it's about feeling like a man
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>>217447703
The problem with this is he also doesn't masturbate yet is completely ambitionless
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>>217448232
You're romanticizing the whole thing go to a local bar around happy hour and chat up what ever hoe is next to you. If you want a genuine wife get some immigrant or 3rd worlder or a nerdy girl that lost weight.
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>>217448101
Try asking the women you know, also try gradually lowering your standards until you get a hit
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>>217448531
Go to church
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I turned 35 and I'm still a kissless hugless virgin.
whats funny is that in my country prostitution is legal and I have shitloads of money but I would never pay a whore because I dont like the concept of giving some roastie my money.
just doesnt sit right with me.
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>>217448766
What wizard powers do you have?
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>>217448101
>not terrible looking
post face
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>>217448708
I've done this a couple times. Got pre-drunk and went to a bar by myself, something that, again, nobody would never fucking do cause you can get drunk yourself a lot cheaper, and all the women were just talking in their groups. You can't butt in. You have nothing to talk about. I just hung about a couple hours staring at nothing and waiting for an opening, hoping I'd overhear something I can talk about but nah.
>>217448722
What if you don't know any women.
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>>217448691
>it's about feeling like a man
'feeling like a man' rises and falls with each and every time you have sex
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>>217448756
unironically
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>>217448756
Right. You can totally score widowed 78 year old ladies there.
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>>217448819
I guess my wizard power is that money comes very easily to me.
I never had to try hard to earn a living and the investments I made paid off massively.
I also have never paid woman for anything, never went on a date or anything like that.
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>>217447703
>Dude, give up your friends, job, hobbies and marry some used up single-mother for a chance at getting laid
If it's anything like the way this movie presents it, it's not worth it.
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>>217448884
Oh look at mister I'm too good for gilfs. Her teeth fall out one time and suddenly you've got standards?
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>>217448756
>>217448884
There is a weird number of church girls that are in their late 20s but are completely insane especially Catholics but some evangelicals something about saving themselves breaks their minds.
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>>217447801
Not OP but i've thought about doing this. What's stopping me is that knowing my luck, i'll surely get some fucking STD making my life even worse.
33 yo btw, i'm good looking and i still got time i guess.
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I just had sex after a 10 month dry spell, It felt so good
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>3 years since i kissed a girl
>8 years since i fucked one

it's really weird because i'm technically not a virgin but I so rarely actually get intimate with women that i might as well be
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>>217449901
That’s me but I don’t keep track. I just accept this life we live is far from natural.
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>>217449795
>I still got time I guess
no, it’s over and the window for quality mates is closed. Your options now are prostitutes, divorcees looking for a man to raise Tyrone’s baby, or societal reject women who are as unappealing to you as you are to normal women. It’s probably better to just accept being a single virgin
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>>217447742
Did it turn you gay?
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>>217450148
Welp, i'm a whitexican living in Mexico so my chances are fairly good, problem is i'm a sperglord that can barely get past a 2nd or 3rd date.

>Tyrone’s baby
No blacks here thankfully. I do have to dodge plenty of single moms though.
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I'm 31, have never even hugged a girl. One night I said screw it and went to escort and came 15 seconds after she touched my pp. I didn't even see her vagina.
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>>217448101
women don't really function the same way as men. you may come across 1,000 women who are all attracted to you but they won't do anything about it because they're women. women are, generally speaking, naturally kinda passive and likely to go with the flow. their idea of showing attraction or flirting is completely retarded and random. they might think looking down and being shy is enough. others may get strangely bitchy with you, hoping you'll take it as a challenge. only the crazy bpd bitches will flirt with you, and those women will fuck you up. so don't expect women to pick up the slack. with most women, either you ask them out or it'll never happen

the reason why there are these ancient aphorisms like "confidence is key" and "be persistent" is because women are likely to "give in" and go out with you if you seem adamant about it. i do not do this myself but while listening to stories by female friends, the very common theme is "well he was kind of a retarded asshole but he did ask me out 9 times soooo i had to". it's why random low iq retards have like 8 baby mommas, because they shoot their shot constantly and women will keep saying no until suddenly they actually become attracted to the stubbornness and will say yes

i think men are naturally likely to go unga bunga me want that and pursue women. there's a reason why so many old love stories are about men doing crazy feats to get a woman's attention. it's the female fantasy as well, to be pursued by some retarded caveman to the ends of earth. i think the recent zoomer generation has kinda had the "pursuit" kicked out of them, and they are afraid of being rejected and looking retarded in front everyone, so their dating numbers are way down. and the zoomer women either only get hit by low iq retards or older men, which i think is making them retarded too

idk if this helps and usually some anon calls me a jew or a tranny when i start talking about women
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>>217450439
>i think the recent zoomer generation has kinda had the "pursuit" kicked out of them
to clarify i think women kinda did this by accident by talking too loudly about how they hate getting hit on. they generally like getting hit on, even if they end up declining. however they are retarded and have been complaining about it as a way to brag about how much they are wanted, and how high their standards are. and they basically just want you to keep trying so they can keep feeling wanted. but they fucked up a good thing and now no ones hitting on them except the biggest antisocial retards that don't care about the norms that they established
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>>217447703
>The daily 40 YO Virgin thread
Ok ya thatll be me in 3 years
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>>217447742
if she was pretty then it's not even a contest
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>>217447703
>angry racists are just loser incels
Wow...shocker
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>>217450148
>the window for quality mates is closed
eh he can do it
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>>217447703
nope
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>>217447801
paying a whore for std holes is worthless.
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>>217447801
>t.
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As a 32 year old kissless virgin, I'm shocked at how many people are actually hugless. This must be how normies see me.



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