>So, anon... what's your favorite movie?What's the right answer here?
>>217447895>we'll i have this one but last time i watched it i got into legal trouble
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The first pirates of the caribbean feels like kinda perfect movie..Whats yours?
>>217447895Oh, movies? Movies are but a foot note in the history of art. Ask me about Greek plays, or Renaissance paintings, or baroque chamber music. There is a whole human universe of artistic expression to enjoy. Movies are rather pedestrian wouldn't you say?
>>217447895>light up a cigarette>take a long drag >look wistfully beyond the courtyard>“Saló.”
>>217447895Fortress (1992) starring Christopher Lambert
>>217447895I didnt pay you to look at me like that. start sucking.
It doesn't matter what I say she will not be sleeping with me no matter what.
>>217447895>you're never gonna guess what movie I have in store for us later
>>217447895the apartment
>>217447895archival footage from the interwar period
This
>>217447895the very best of weather (spring edition)
>>217447895Shoplyfter Case No. 8452728 starring Lauren Philips and Scarlett Snow
>>217447968this anon knows the game
>>217447895>How I Unleashed WW2
I don't waste time by watching movies. I hustle.
>>217447895There was a time you could say Edward scissorhands and get free sex. I have no idea what the code word is nowadays.
>>217448176this anon never touched a woman in his life
>>217447895W-why whatever your favorite movie is my Queen
>>217447895“That’s kind of a hard question, haha”>you both laugh and she might even go “I know”“*insert one of your favorites here that isn’t disturbing/fucked up and explain honestly why you like it*”Simple as
>>217447895The Hunt For Red October.
>>217447968I kneel
>>217447895
>>217447895Probably 7th seal. Btw I have a fiance so i must turn down your advances.She is now hopelessly in love with me.
European bitches love American cinema. Just tell her some slop like Uncut Gems and you're in there.
>>217448355Good choice and these are actually good movies.
>>217448065>dude I LOVE Harry Potter what's your hufflepuff??
>>217447895I prefer Anime to movies.
>>217447895Hot Tub Time Machine
>>217448541>what’s your hufflepuff?I would be confused by this question.
>>217447895>vapid cunt eyes
>his favourite alien movie is 3>he ranks terminator 1 over 2>he thinks the matrix should have been one movie>he calls copslop like lethal weapon and die hard garbage but loves mean girls
>>217447989I came here to say this
>>217448651>favourite Bongs/Aussies being stupid contrarian faggots isn’t exactly shocking.
It's too hard to choose a favorite. Here are some contenders:>Tangled>Terminator 2>Pinocchio>West Side Story (1961)
>>217447895Conan The Barbarian.
First of all, you only speak when asked. Secondly, why are you stupid bitches so obsessed with restaurants, dancing, social media and SPENDING MY FUCKING MONEY?!
>>217448651>he ranks terminator 1 over 2Apples and oranges.
>>217449043Foids like T1 because of Kyle Reese
>>217447895>All the ones by Stephen Seagal babycakes.
Your favorite movie is the right answer.
>>217449166
Yep it is me
>>217447895Gayniggers from Outer Space.
>>217448036holy based
>>217447895Lie and say something which will impress her like Master of Disguise
>>217448651how did my cute mathilda end up in this thread?
>>217449335>two years*bites lips*
>>217449006>Oh! My brother used to watch that cartoon
>>217447895>Funny comedy that isn't indie/pixie garbage like Little Miss Sunshine but isn't full on brocore like Wedding Crashers eitherThat's it, niggers. If you pick a drama, it's over. If you pick The Godfather or Goodfellas or any Spielberg or Kubrick or any of that filmbro shit, it's over.If you pick Nolan or Villeneuve or capetrash, God help you.If you pick Gladiator, you're setting yourself up for cuckoldry.If you pick some foreign artsy shit, it's over.
>>217447895>I dunno, which movie title will get me laid the fastest?>wink
>>217447895Kpop Demon Hunters.
>>217448670>*unzips vagina*
>>217447895The one we're going to make this evening.
>>217447895Starship Troopers. Surely you've seen it.
>>217447895I love Avatar.
>>217449335I've never worked a day in my 33 years old of existence. Mind joining me to the bathroom? I need to pet them so bad
>>217447895what are we doing here, I can't even afford this
Strange Days. I like to masturbate to the part where the killer makes his victim watch from his pov as he kills her and the feedback is part of his ritual. I wish I could do that to you haha. Just kidding your posture and affected facial emoting show that I could say whatever I want to you and it wouldnt change whether or not we fuck you tedious mediocre bitch. Haha.
