How do you explain the /britslag/ effect?
I would berry my dick so far inside Maisie's ass that whoever pulled it out would be crowned king arthur.
I love Maisie desu.
Imagine hating based Maisie
>>217449253Shame about her face
>be on vacation in bongland>see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk>like a graceful penguin with gout>follow her for a block>working up courage>gently touch her shoulder“H-hello, I’m Anon. Y-you’re the prettiest girl I’ve seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?”>she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag>stares intently for a few moments>then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence“YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!”>quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths“FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I GOT MY TURDCUTTER WAXED!>she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it’s leg caught in a wood chipper>head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table>Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu“ERE NOW, WATS THIS SHITE? IT’S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I’LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?”>look at the menu. It’s in English, just a fancy script>she shoves her menu at the waiter“I WONT BANGERS AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!”“I’m sorry, madam, we don-““I SED FAKKIN BANGERS AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!”>he slinks away without even taking my order>Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket>starts rubbing at her crotch>brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles“JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT’S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN’T WE?”>look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check>turn around>Arya is slumped over the table>raped to death by Pakis
she needs to strut around in bikinis more
>>217448963>How do you explain the /britslag/ effect?alcohol. Its like when you're drunk and want trashy food
I don't know OP.You tell us.
>>217449295Queer
>>217449326This anon is a bong.
>>217449336He's not wrong
>>217449304she looks like a cerebral palsy kid
>>217449207based
>>217449377Fag
>>2174496481st
>>217448963Why explain it? Just enjoy it.
>>217448963>How do you explain the /britslag/ effect?DEI resulting in woketarded ugly fat womyn being mandated as casting directors, who of course hate and resent attractive chicks, resulting in uggo actresses who would otherwise maybe get a secondary bit part in a movie or tv show, getting the staring role.
>>217448963There are loads of hot famous British women, but you lot always lust after average looking girls I've never seen before.Is this the /britslag/ effect? You go for women you think are obtainable?
>>217449295I don't see her face while licking her legsAlso, fuck the stars with spikes captcha
we need to bring back British beauties
>>217450798Amelia, Rose of England.
>>217448963Bristol rose
>>217449301Learn to greentext newfag
>>217448963Arya looks like THAT!
>>217451030>fancy a bit of the old In an' Out?
anyone have the clip from that movie where she gets fucked?
>>217449304She put on the bikini for the photo. Normally she's full nude. She loves skinny dipping with her friends.
British genetics were a mistake.However, if we ever have to colonise a planet that's just about habitable for humans you could probably send an anglo-slavic hybrid onto said planet and (under the guidance of a single white man) they could start settling the planet.
Small formerly fairly isolated island with families basically living on the same piece of land for countless generations and basically swapping daughters with your neighbor for marriage purposes will do that to you.
>>217448963Thanks for posting that, OP. Great picture
>>21744925310/10 gams
>>217451185>t. paki
>>217448963Historically British media isn't as obsessed with looks as American media. So you get more actresses that are more 'normal' looking, and predictably they age 'normally' as well. There's still plenty of attractive ones though, and plenty of them age gracefully.
Some are sweet English roses
>>217452629This isn't it.It's American casting directors. They're obsessed with boons and ugly women.I've been to the UK and their women are gorgeous.
>>217452682>This isn't it.>It's American casting directors. They're obsessed with boons and ugly women.>I've been to the UK and their women are gorgeous.British casting directors have been casting ugly and normal looking people for like the last century.
>>217452455>>217452473She enjoyed playing a busty girl with those prosthetic tits. She's very self conscious about her small chest
>>217448963>If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mystery.
>>217448963pure mamillian "i could tap that"
