BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
bros, i was eating
>>217451488I haven’t watched this yet, but does it literally portray a guy graphically shitting on screen, with fake fecal matter and all?That’s so fucking stupid if true
what does pooping feel like bros
Grok, Make this Sophie Turner
>>217451488>this will sell our show
I'm not sure why this show needed game of thrones license.Probably would have been better without having to throw in random game of thrones references to remind viewers that it is in the game of the thrones world.
>>217451488IT'S NOT AL ANYMOREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNmrYZ9RLTk
>>217451803They're adapting novellas written by GRRM. They didn't just go get the "Game of Thrones license" to slap on an unrelated show.
>>217451488If you defend sex scenes then you should see no issue with this either.
>>217451488the new wuthering heights adaptation looks ace
Why is HBO streaming Game of Thrones Season 8 again?
>>217451839I see. First episode just felt like they wanted to make comedic show about fake knight and just slapped game of thrones logos on it for marketing
>>217451488>>217451600The joke was that typically the tree would be blocking the ass, conveniently censoring it, but they filmed it from an angle where you could see the ass spraying out shit. You might have autism if you missed that.The joke was that they went through the trouble of positioning a large tree between the camera and the subject, but didn't take the opportunity to use it to censor the ass spraying shit. It's an inversion of the convenient censorship trope and plays on viewer expectations, i.e. irony. Thanks for making me dissect a joke, assholes.
>>217451600yes.you get to see him walking naked too. no dick but yes ass.they made the Baratheon lord gay for him as well.
>>217451886In Kings of the Road (probably the best movie Wim Wenders ever made), we actually see actor Rüdiger Vogler takes a huge dump out in the desert. It is easily the best pooping scene in a non pornographic/fetish movie ever. 1 long, uninterrupted 14 inch log filmed from a profile angle.obviously i cant post it here
>>217451921>to make comedic showWhile it seems the intent is to differentiate the show by making it more lighthearted, the Hedge Knight novellas go pretty hard. I don't think the tone is going to stay comedic for long.
>>217451954Idk what else anyone was expecting after hotd.
Is it weird that i get a boner while pooping?
>>217452114you have overgrown internal hemmorhoids that are pushing your prostate
>>217452114No, unless it happens every single time in which case you might have some prostate problems
>>217451958I need more movies with scenes like this. For research.
>>217451488Imagine if Game of Thrones did this episode 1, within the first minute like this show did.
>>217452206>>217452261thank god i was joking
Truly embracing GRRMs' vision
>>217451488A mummer's shart, if you will
>>217451932how come you can't see his balls hanging though? if he was pooping from that angle, you'd def see his junk hanging down
>>217452114No, unless it's every single time
>>217451488wow he literally shit on GoT for the tiktok media literacy crowd, lol so epic xD
>>217451600the GoT theme plays and he has a dramatic look ahead then it cuts to this scene, it's shitting on its predecessor. it's cringe but the rest is pretty good
this is very postmodern
I wish poop was real
>>217453463>it's cringe but the rest is pretty goodIt was boring and half of it looked a renaissance fair cosplay.
>>217453440It's actually quite good while this gay ass board misses tits and action.
>>217453463Is the intro good?
>>217451488>>217451488They're actually shitting on the idea of using the GoT intro theme here. It's to show that this will be different while simultaneously firing shots at HotD for being uninspired with it's into
>>217451600>fake
>>217454732This. Love how peoole are seething about this one. Good first episode, it's not gonna be GoT, just a comfy adventure.
>>217452287It's almost like this show is supposed to be a fun little side adventure and GoT is supposed to be a massive fantasy epic
>>217452285child of god (2013)
>>217454815Whoah Einstein, don't get too complicated there. It either is exactly same as GoT or it's bad and not GoT.
This is my problem with game of thrones its just gross and juvenile. You can have a shit joke without being repulsive.
