Why does everyone blame her when she wasnt the one who threw the map in the river
She didn't put out, which would have helped in relieving tension and get everyone cool-headed again.
>>217453074Josh was the one to blame. He kicked the rocks. They were doomed after that
>>217453096She fucked them both the first night when they were at the hotel.
>>217453074She hit a federal officer with her car.
>>217453096this but unironically
>>217453074>that forehead
>>217453096>>217453132>>217453172camping sex is not as fun as you think
>>217453203Yeah, I'd love to nut on that
She took one of these wooden voodoo things
>>217453074I blame the witch
>>217453675The witch was just protecting her home, they're the ones that violated the NAP.
>>217453074She walled so hard
>>217453750Damn they made a sequel?
>>217453749They were making a move, she had to get it on.
>>217453074>threw the map in the riverThis was the jump the shark moment of the film. Before that everyone acted realistically as people would in that situation but then there's this completely unhinged move just to get the drama going
>>217453840They had already been lost for days when he threw the map away and that was the reason. They were literally haunted every night by demons at this point.
>>217453074Because she was a stuck up liberal whore who couldn't play scared to save her life so they had to threaten that bitch with a knife.
>>217453840People do completely retarded shit under stress.Also they got lost FOLLOWING A FUCKING RIVER. There's zero reason to use a map after that.
>>217453074I love the film theory about this movie
Was the Witch bending reality or did Heather just have very poor orientation skills and bearings?
>>217454218>or did Heather just have very poor orientation skills and bearings?Heather is a woman, what do you think?
>>217453074The map was useless so it doesn't really matter.
Why didn't they just sprint in opposite directions causing the witch to have to conjure up larger sections of new forests while keeping the topology closed and eventually overwhelm her?
>>217453074She is the one that brought them herealso she is a woman so she deserves blame by default
This is one of those movies where it's just misery porn because there was no way out. I feel sad for the characters because they were doomed from the start.
>>217454594Heather WAS the witch, or at least possessed by her/her avatar.
>>217454628What's the evidence for that again? I think I read some theory but it was a bit flimsy
>>217453750>wow people age as they get olderYou think, retard? Why are zoomers so obsessed with aging as if it won’t happen to them too?
>>217453074My theory is that the two guys (and some of their friends as accomplices) had orchestrated this to fuck with her. It's not true, but its my personal spooky theory that you can't refute.
my mom thought this was real lol
>>217453096Chimpanzees show the same relief from tension can be achieved by gay sex
