differential diagnosis people!
I was heartbroken when I found out that diagnostician isnt a real specialty. There is no way all those people would be saved.
>>217453083tremors in the right hand might indicate inceldom, it's been documented
>>217453104if you can diagnose someone, you can cure/treat them 99% of the time, and that's the same as just being a doctor
>>217453083>Lupus!
>>217453110bodycount is too high>>217453143ANA is negative
>>217453161trigeminal activation caused by excessive mewing?
>>217453083Mouse bite deficiency
Sex with Martha Masters in the missionary position.
>>217453198i'll start him on bonesmashing and IV methamphetamines
>>217453083i had a vasovagal event a while back by being in a sauna and it nearly gave me a heart attacki thought i was recovering fine - and a month later i did a few pushups, just as a slight warmup to see if i could return to the gymthose pushups have now fucked something up in my chest and heart and today i had to take a pill that reduces my heart rate, because i felt as i was going to die. now constant chest pain that feels worse when i lie down, and i'm extremely anxious and worried about the whole situationdoctors don't help at all, and waiting for a cardiologist in my country is like waiting for fucking christmasim 27 and worried that even if i'm not going to die of heart complications, i might have significantly shortened my lifespantake care of yourself bros, don't take your health for granted. you'll feel extremely foolish for taking it for granted if something like this ever happens to you
>>217453311vaxx status?jokes aside, i hope you get better brother
>>217453311vaxxed?
>his BP is dropping>WE NEED A CRASH CART IN HEEEEERE!
>>217453340>>217453350never vaxxedand i know this isn't vax, i know very well it was caused by the sauna. i was a retard that went from being surrounded by hot steam into spilling a lot of very cold water over my head and neckthe extreme temperature shift fucked with my vagus nerve and made my nervous system go into massive overreaction. i felt the effects immediately like 15s after this happened
>>217453311>guys I'm having a heart attack should I be worriedCall a fucking ambulance holy shit
>>217453409>never vaxxedYou lie.
>>217453427good morning saar
I too am in this thread.
I wake up to piss around 3 times a night, even if I don't drink anything in the evening, and I haven't had a good night's sleep for years.Blood sugar is fine, no diabeetus.All urology tests came out normal.The doc said I have a "sensitive bladder", but that sounds like a cop out.
>>217453523You have inferior genes. Never breed.
>>217453083legionairres>every fucking episode
>>217453083What would House say about trannies?
what the fuck was houses problem with the army guy that wanted to be there for his child?
>>217453523Wear diapers. Next.
>>217453523What is your caffeine and alcohol intake? Do you take any drugs?
>>217454038>caffeinePretty low, I imagine. I only drink green tea and yerba mate occasionally.>alcoholaround 1.5 liters of beer once a week.>drugsNot taking anything.
>>217454117>litresEuro spotted.Which means you most definitely took the vaxx
>>217454146Nope, pureblooded.
>>217454159How often do you receive anal?
>>217454195Your mom gives me a prostate massage occasionally, but other than that, never.
>>217454214Are you being targeted by jews?
>>217453523you only have 1 choice: you need to figure it out. best case for you is that it has something to do with what you eat. dump all caffeine, alcohol and drugs and go onto a super limited diet for a month or longer (rice, peas, chicken breast) and see what happens. avoid gluten it might be coeliac disease. write down everything you eat and monitor everything that happens to you. you might have various symptoms that you can't connect yet. (and with protocol everything I mean everything: everything that comes out of you: how is your shit, piss, orgasms etc and everything you experience on your body like rashes, inflammations etc.). might be some liver issue. you literally need to science the shit out yourself.forget doctors. if they dont have a test for it they cant help you. only you can help yourself.
>>217453523nigga, this is textbook sleep apnea symptom. Is out doc a moron? Go to a sleep clinic ASAP
>>217453523>I wake up to piss around 3 times a nighthappens to me if I drink tap water and I live in the first world.
>>217454256The 2000s were a different planet.
>>217453282You are a black man
>>217454246I'm a straight white male, so I assume so.>>217454248Just started working out and cutting out all the junk food and other shit, will see if that helps.>>217454312Had a sleep test, oxygen was fine, even though I was snoring.
Imagine if House said 6 7
>>217453161>bodycount is too highDid you ask him? I thought all naive jews died during the holocaust. Foreman, take Thirteen to his mother's basement and search for evidence of coitus. I bet he's a KHV with a bookmark for sadpanda.
>>217454434>Just started working out and cutting out all the junk food and other shit, will see if that helps.you didnt sleep properly for years. that's an early grave. better unfuck yourself, bucko
>>217454653>that's an early graveEh, maybe it's for the best.
Fun fact, the actor who played methos in highlander became an anesthesiologist in la after the tv show.
>>217453523i shit 3-8 times a day and have a weak bladder as well. i'm so tired of this. my only hobby is hiking and it's ruined
>>217454256>>217454329I would not have watched the show without this humour.
>>217453311What are you on, a beta blocker? Can cause chest pain lmfao and heart attack
