How stupid do you have to be to get caught lying before the internet?
>>217453990It was all made up.
You kinda have to to pad your resume.
>>217453990You could ditch your family and drive over to the next town and start all over. Dead beat bros we had it too good.
>>217454056He's a man playing a man who played a man who played other men.
>>217453990They made a movie and he got a big paycheck. So they obviously didn't catch him lying before the internet
>>217454838You still can desu, I've been causing bullshit for years now and just move to a different state when there's too much heat. I have 5 warrants in 3 different states. Drifter lifestyle is based. Just don't use social media.
>>217453990American remake of Bottom?
>>217455123Based lunatic!
>>217453990This movie dragged at some points but at other points it is an absolute 10/10 AAA stacked to the top kinofest.The real life Frank Abangale made up absolutely everything portrayed in the movie and he is a world class POS, a total serial liar shittalian nigger.
>>217455123I'd be identity thieving like a fiend seems super easy these days
>>217455123I knew you would mess up one of these days. We have you now!
>>217457218>mfw im in Alaska and got arrested for a misdemeanor a few months ago and the states i have warrants in said they dont want to extradite meJust commit crimes and move to alaska bro its the ultimate hack
>>217457281Being in Alaska is punishment enough
>>217457281how do you get warrants in 2026?
>So we have this part in the movie where our protagonist who is meant to be in his late 20s/early 30s gets caught and pretends to be a seasoned FBI agent>Lets hire this fifteen year-old looking motherfucker to play the partSpielberg is such a hack fraud
