>what could have been
>>217454714Improvement in the tits department, still not a good Lara in the face department
>>217454714Sydney Sweeny can't act
>>217454714
>>217454714Do chuds only know one actress?
>>217454743and sophie turner can?
>>217454855She would have been PERFECT for she hulk
>>217454862>chudsThey still say this?
>>217454855she's 10 years too late
>>217454862She's the current overexposed actress. Kinda sad that there aren't as many threads fawning over her co-star in the housemaid, Amanda Seyfried.
>>217454903better than Sydney? yeah easily
>>217454953Not really
>>217454714chick on left just needs bigger tits and 5 years less, she has those sharp features typical of the 90s
>>217454714I'm fine with both honestly.
>>217454714syd with the other one's frame would be kino
I never found Angelina Jolie all that hot. I mean, yeah, she's not ugly and she's got nice tits, but she's not super super attractive. The next Lara Croft was less attractive, and this new one looks better than the second but not more than Jolie.
>>217454714Fixed
>>217454714>>217454855>>217455283Fucking gooners
>>217454714Look, nobody's gonna match up to Angelina Jolie. That broad absolutely spiked the Hot/Crazy Matrix. Just hope for some acceptable acting and a decent plot and leave it at that.
>>217454714>Phoebe Waller-Bridge projectThe boobs are the least of your worries. Zero chance of this being any good.
>>217454714>American blonde as a dark haired BritRetard
>>217454855This image is from 2008, anon.
>>217455343Phoebe Waller-Bridge is a competent writer. She does small scale character-focused introspective dramas and humor well, Fleabag was great. I just don't know why they continue to hire her for action flicks, which is obviously not her field.
>>217455352Sweeney isn't a natural blonde
>>217455318Amazon anon, not Netflix.>>217455312Fuck off neopuritan
>>217455318
lara has a crazily tiny waist and long legs. she's not just an average girl with boltons
>>217455318>cast the whitest actress ever for Lara>chuds still buttmad over their fantasies
>>217454862What is chud?
>>217455513It was never about that, it was about complaining. That's the goal.
>>217454922>>217455359Give me one year I will have her back in fighting shape with vigorous exercise and strenuous sexual activity.
Both of these are shit and you retards have the most ungodly terrible taste in women imaginable. Makeup covered whores are all I ever see posted here.
>>217454714Yuck
>>217455318AW HELL NAH
>>217454909She was perfect for many roles but instead we got>we need a stronk woman>no not like that
>>217454855>dude we should have a brown American woman in her 50s
>>217455318>LAWDY DEM TOMBS
lmao zoomers are pathetic and have no actresses who can actually play Lara and just keep spamming the downy bitch in everything
>>217455318Tomb Stealer
>>217455523It means he thinks you voted for Donald Trump
>>217456376Tomb Looter
Sydney Sweeney is not an action star, so no.
>>217455318>>217456376>>217456545Coon Raider
>>217454743Sophie Turner can't act for shit, literally any actress would have been better. She has zero redeeming qualities, this will bomb so fucking hard.
>>217456645Sophie is a decent actress, Sydney is not
>>217455104She didn't have all the proportions but she still has the right phenotype and presence that basically disappeared
Prime Biel would have been the perfect Lara.
>>217456708Biel is overrated.
We don't hate chuds enough.
>>217454714Sweeny would be really good. Beautiful face and body. Just if she had hairy forearms, unfortunately since she's a natural brunette she lasered everything when she became blonde.
>>217454743>can't actIt's Tomb Raider, anon.
>>217454855Fat Raider
>>217455318Would if hairy, I love fat negresses. Great negress hairstyle too. Give her hairy forearms, pits, legs, belly, and I'm all over that shit.
>>217455312let me guess, you played tomb raider for the plot?
>>217456554Remember Madame Web?
>>217454714i thought that was hunter
>>217455453Guess who else worship blacks? The British.
>>217455283Now give her polygon tits
>>217456666thanks super satan
>>217457172I played it for the level design and gameplay.
>>217456721>>217456708Biel is underrated
>>217454855Prime Carano would have been a powerhouse for action roles if the script writers would just cut it with the strong female protag nonsense and keep her lines to a minimum. Her delivery is dogshit but her physicality is 10/10. She'd need an anti-architect on staff following her around day and night though. She always struggled with weight management. In this clip that's her fully cut down weigh in weight for the upcoming fight. The only time you see athletes like that in the fightgame even then is in the heavyweight division and when people are fighting above their optimal weightclass.
>>217457515I wanna die by snusnu so fucking bad.
>>217455318she endin colonialism and takin back reparashuns one white-ass tomb at a time
>>217456053oh no, we love big titty blonde bitches?? How terrible it feels to be a zoom zoom! What ever will we do?! Dumb millennial fag
>>217457401Fuck yeah! Tr 3 was stupid hard and I was stuck in the quicksand level for a long time. I only beat the level once and never finished playing it. The new ones are pretty cool and the crafting mechanics are interesting.
>>217455318>I'm on my break
>>217457758I highly recommend the remasters, it’s a delight playing the old games in 4k and with a stable framerate. The (optional) modern controls are also better than expected. Classic Tomb Raider has held up ridiculously well considering TR1 is turning 30 this year.
>>217457938I never.beat one because I hated the crystal save system after playing 2. You really could screw yourself by saving in a inescapable predicament. I still have a bunch of to be played games that I am catching up on since I buy retro games from the pawnshop. Final fantasy 10 and 10-2, xcom, and far cry 4. Will play them some day. Still have to beat the new versions. The.secrets are really hard to find.
>>217454855>>217454909you retards keep posting this bitch while pretending she still looks like that. very jewish of you
>Do a 360°>Moonwalk away at the speed of light>End up traveling 10 years in the past>True Detective S1>Hire Alex Mammario to play Wonder Woman and Lara Croft>Wake up in your bed, you're all sweatingInstead we had 10 years of Skeletal Jew as WW and Now Salsa Stark (Post preggo walled edition) as Lara Croft.Rejoice, I guess!
>>217454714shame her tits are so small, she otherwise looks perfect
>>217454855>Heres your lara croft chuds!
>>217454714Stop exaggerating she's a womanlet, almost a midget with fake tits
Stick with a Brit. Would rather hear a Norf FC Lara than a merkin attempting to speak like a posh bint again.
>>217454714>>217454743God, Sydney truly is the perfect woman and the perfect actor.
>>217454953lmao nope
>>217455318>Snake Eater
