>>217458091
Cringe kino tbqh

>>217458091
commander who?

>>217458091
While Retaliation had a better Cobra Commander design I think Rise of Cobra is more fun overall. It feels like a toy commerical brought to life which I feel is what GI Joe is meant to be in live action, Also that Snake Eyes movie sucked, they made it so dull.

I thought this was a Raiders of Atlantis aka Atlantis Interceptors thread. How disappointing.

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What the fuck were they thinking?

Comically awful film. I was amused. I don't recall the sequel at all.

>>217458091

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrfnvGQG1I

>>217458091
transformers wannabe shit
this was my friend's introduction to gi joe and he was actually miffed when he got into the older stuff and didn't see the gray robot suits
i nearly flipped his shit

What a ridiculously shit film.

>>217458126
>Also that Snake Eyes movie sucked

100% this. They cast Samara Weaving as Scarlett and that other hot chick as Baroness and wasted them. Also the movie had no clue what it wanted to be.

>>217458618
Asian lead

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Left or right

>>217458109
the C.L.I.T. Commander

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>>217458651
Left (but I do like Samara more as an actress)

>>217458651
i'll fuck the blonde first

I love the GI Joe movies, even the third one has its charms.

>>217458651
Right. Though left looked really hot in P2.

>>217458091
If I pulled that off would he die?

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>>217459245
Ha, who was he? Not Srg. Slaughter i hope lol

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>>217459314
Sgt. Stone apparently. A character that first appeared in GI Joe Extreme.

>>217459360
What a bunch of assholes. Like how hard is it to use popular characters kids recognize, he coulda been Bazooka or Mutt (Junkyard is CGI).

I recognized Firefly in one of these webms and my dick got hard. Is a little fan service too much to ask? I don't want to see Bruce Willis's puppet corpse pretending to be GI Joe himself.

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>channing tatum only did GI Joe out of contract and demanded he get killed off right away in the sequel
lmao what a dumbass only movie were he was actuallly a serious actor

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>>217458091
>great performances in shitty movies

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>>217459432
Firefly was pretty cool.

>>217459206
useless slow-mo but thank god for the more faithful outfit
retaliation is so much better it hurts
>>217459491
channing dying in the sequel is what redeemed his duke

>>217458091
I liked snake eyes, which is telling of how terrible the first 2 were.

>>217459166
kino tbqh

>>217458091
that part was rad as fuck and i knew nothing about the gi joe franchise when I first watched the movie

infactI think I only saw the last 30 minutes on tv when I first watched the movie and I still found that scene awesome

>>217459206
Pure kino

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Storm Shadow has been my favorite off the live action movies.

>>217458126
CC Duke and Baroness are all friends and family took me out of the movie

>>217458651
I'll take em both, I'm hardcore.

>>217459618
Yeah that was kinda my point earlier about fan service. Sure they gave us Destro, Lady Jaye, even Flint. But it was all in name only.

I don't get it, GI Joe was a cartoon for selling toys. Why did it need a movie? A "serious" movie no less.

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>>217459712
To sell toys. They were hoping for the same success that the Bay Transformers had.

>>217459639
>>217459659
want me some prime adrienne
i'm still miffed her wonder woman show got canned, she didn't deserve to get jobbed by a jewess